Worst. Show. Ever.

Dave’s journey to Austin, TX was riddled with misery and construction. In this episode, Dave chronicles his trek to the land of ironically asshole drivers only to arrive at the […]

Dave is curious about how other people exist. For example: how do people wash dishes in a conventional sink? And why are all the kids these days saying “pussy–bitch–mothafucker?” Dave […]

Dave doesn’t remember his wedding, or Sean’s age, or anything else for that matter. But he does know three things to be true: Streaming services need to cut the shit. […]

Sean shares his new scarf obsession when Dave adds Adam Driver to his shit-list. Dave then reveals that his wife is a “stacker” and his anxiety surrounding upcoming travel plans. […]

12 months. 30 Days. 1 changed man. Sean and Johnny pep-talk Dave after he starts a series of 30 day challenges. Sean is about to attend his first dog birthday […]

Dave’s heart grows three sizes when he has to break the news about Santa to his son and tries to enjoy things as they’re happening by living in the moment. […]

All Dave wants for Christmas is for the manufactured happy music to stop. In this episode, Dave draws the boundaries around sexual deviancy, investigates Max Hardcore, then pitches the Best. […]

Dave coaches his son in sports. Johnny and Sean stand in as Dave’s son and ask the hard hitting questions that parents everywhere face everyday. Finally, Dave lists the worst […]

Sean tells a prank story about two roommates who live together at home and Dave shares how Worst. Show. Ever. reinvigorated his marriage. Hopefully [REDACTED] listens to this one, so […]

What happens when Dave goes to dinner and encounters racism? This episode finally shares the answer. Afterward, Johnny tells Dave how to escape his odd corner of the universe where […]

Dave’s back again with another restaurant review, further proving that all restaurants are guilty until proven innocent. Afterwards, Dave lists 10 rules for that all wait staff should—nay, MUST—obey.

When you hear a scream, which way do you run? Johnny and Sean share stories from NINC in Florida and lose all possibility for IHOP sponsoring the show. Later, Dave […]

Dave recounts his experience with hurricane Irma. Power outages, Mad Max levels of chaos, and driving-lane-induced spitting branches of reality all come into play in this epic tale. We also […]

Dave arrives with a list of grudge-less grievances and reveals the magic solution to cleaning cheese off of plate. He shares how one might escape someone with an offensive smell, […]

Johnny, Sean, and Dave plot how best to expose [REDACTED] Jr. to sex and, ultimately, porn so that he can watch the new Spider-Man movie.

Dave gets a much-needed break from winning his marriage when his family takes a vacation without him. He waxes poetic about the joys of being home alone where no one can […]

Sean isn’t good at complaining. Dave is. So Sean tells Dave what happened to him in his most recent travels, and Dave pretends it happens to him. Then he rants […]

Daves bitches about a job he loves. Now we know that Dave can’t be happy. Dave hates fireworks, and so does Johnny. Johnny talks about the time he almost died. […]

There’s a new word for WSE: Daverati. Like the Illuminati, but Dave. Anyway, Dave shares his experience of VIP seats at a minor-league baseball game. He’d planned ahead: a morning […]

Johnny talks about his wife buying a horse, because she loves riding horses. Dave completely RUINS it. Guess how… Next the guys talk movies, and all Sean can think of […]