Simplistic Reviews Podcast

No Shame November kicks off with the most shameless bastards you've ever or never heard of. This episode, Matthew, DJ, and Justin talk turkey about mostly everything in entertainment. From Frasier to Frankenstein. From Gen V to Hep C...but that's because Valentine caught a little something from a striper. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

This year instead of sitting for 12hrs, we got lazy and watched Five Nights at Freddy's...blame Matt!

You know what time it is. Or what month it is. It's Halloween. The freaks are out. And so is the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. We trick. We Treat. We discuss Bond, and Star Wars, and the Robyn Hood(Not a typo) television series. It's an Octoberfest for the ages. Enjoy!

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Today we pulled out the Wheel of Doom to watch a sequel, an event we do to celebrate the birthday of America's favorite black guy, DJ! Up with the spinning today is Matt who spun and got... Site: Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #Movie #Commentary #WheelofDoom #Podcast #Sequels #americanninja #AmericanNinja2

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Today we pulled out the Wheel of Doom to watch a sequel, an event we do to celebrate the birthday of America's favorite black guy, DJ! Up with the spinning today is Matt who spun and got... Site: Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 #Movie #Commentary #WheelofDoom #Podcast #Sequels #americanninja #AmericanNinja2

#TheCinephileOlympicGames    We know you hate it so we decided to do it again, this time with the Italian stallion. Round 2 of the Cinephile Olympic games The Party at Kitty and Stud's!

On this month's episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast...JUSTIN IS BACK! And he explains the circumstances of his absence...in graphic detail. Al Pacino pays a visit, Outback Steakhouse gets some shout outs, James Gunn is put on trial, and Matt and Justin try a Sequel September edition of Simple Name Recognition. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

In celebration of the late great William Friedkin. We sit down with Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas to figure out why KFC is as bad as we are told.   oh and of course a personal fav: https://youtu.be/1jPWGEoyJHY   Killer Joe | 2011 A cop (Matthew McConaughey) who moonlights as a hit man agrees to kill the hated mother of a desperate drug dealer (Emile Hirsch) in exchange for a tumble with the young man's virginal sister (Juno Temple).   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Watch to this Podcast YouTube   #Podcast #MovieCommentary #WilliamFriedkin #killerjoe  

Matt and DJ compete in the first round of the Cinephile Olympic games and test their cinematic prowess under the watchful eye of Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas. 

On the August edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Freddy Maas, curator and historian of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, guest hosts just long enough to impersonate Jonathan Nolan, try to "Take The F*%king Elephant", call everyone a bastard, play a brand new game called Elevator Pitch, and dig up the grave of Jack Lemmon. All that and more on this Liam Neeson-centered episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast....YOU BASTARD!

In the edition of Simplistic Sitdown, Matt chats with The Adams Family. Sure, they're creepy and kooky, and all together spooky, but this filmmaking family were great and their newest film, World Premiering at the 2023 Fantasia Film Festival, 'Where the Devil Roams,' is probably their most creepy and unnerving offering to date. Toby, Zelda, Lulu and John prove that a family that slays together; stays together. Check out all our other Fantasia coverage over at Simplistic.Reviews. The 2023 Fantasia Film Festival runs from July 20th to August 9th.   Site: simplistic.reviews Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Women prepare to get pregnant, men your testosterone is about to jump to abnormal high levels! In one of the bloodiest movies we've watched yet, Chuck Norris and Joseph Zito knock it out of the park with an entertaining action film, that contains a villain who believes shooting dick is the only way to make progress.   Invasion U.S.A. | 1985 is a 1985 American action film produced by Cannon Films, and starring Chuck Norris. It was directed by Joseph Zito. It involves the star fighting off a force of Soviet/Cuban-led guerrillas.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Watch to this Podcast YouTube   #Podcast #MovieCommentary #invasionusa #chucknorris  

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Women prepare to get pregnant, men your testosterone is about to jump to abnormal high levels! In one of the bloodiest movies we've watched yet, Chuck Norris and Joseph Zito knock it out of the park with an entertaining action film, that contains a villain who believes shooting dick is the only way to make progress.   Invasion U.S.A. | 1985 is a 1985 American action film produced by Cannon Films, and starring Chuck Norris. It was directed by Joseph Zito. It involves the star fighting off a force of Soviet/Cuban-led guerrillas.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Watch to this Podcast YouTube   #Podcast #MovieCommentary #invasionusa #chucknorris  

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish! Fantasia 2023 is about to begin. Three guys discuss what they are looking forward to! Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews #films #ShortPodcast #Podcast #fantasia #filmfest

On the July episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys let off some fireworks toward RFK Jr., Phoebe Waller Bridge, Bruce Campbell, and each other when discussing the roominess of the Batmobile. All that and more on this Independence Day episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. 

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio)   Never has a film made us feel the way this one did...flat out... this movie makes no sense, in every way...no sense and yet there are 3 more in this series. Fucking hell man!   Birdemic | 2010 A sexy lingerie model and a successful software salesman go on a weekend getaway to a quaint northern California town.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Watch to this Podcast YouTube   #Podcast #MovieCommentary #Birdemic

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   Never has a film made us feel the way this one did...flat out... this movie makes no sense, in every way...no sense and yet there are 3 more in this series. Fucking hell man!   Birdemic | 2010 A sexy lingerie model and a successful software salesman go on a weekend getaway to a quaint northern California town.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Watch to this Podcast YouTube   #Podcast #MovieCommentary #Birdemic  

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish! The day of $30 a month for garbage streaming is upon us...will it work? Even though reports say it is, we believe not in the long-term, this is only the beginning of the end. Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews #Max #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Hulu #Netflix

On the June episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, Justin Polizzi returns a married man. We get to the bottom of the person who crashed his wedding by boat. Matthew channels his inner David Lynch. The boys brings back a classic segment in honor of the late great Tina Turner. And DJ and Justin go on a long diatribe about the Fox series The OC. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

Here is the Simplistic Reviews feature length commentary for The Velocipastor. A film 65 Million Sins in the making!   Velocipastor | 2018 After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a sex worker convinces him to use it to fight crime. (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Listen to this Podcast https://simplistic.media/podcasts   #Podcast #MovieCommentary #Velocipastor