Jeff Sanguis Show

Let’s talk about the shit I like! New Suicide Machines! Ed Brubaker! Marcos Martin! Fake Names! Stuff! Plus I actually talk politics... but very little. You’ll see. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

Have you ever had a friend just ramble. No? Well then you’re in for a treat! Comic books and Playboy, and even bathroom humor! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

No news is good news but it’s still no news, so let’s dig up some old news stories. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

Hoppy Easter nerds! Like a sonic cup of coffee, here’s the first installment of the Morning Show! A mini episode of the Jeff Sanguis Show, it’s like rolling over in bed and getting face full of morning breath from your buddy Jeff. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

Jeff is working his way through all his old show notes and saved BS for what probably should have been multiple episodes, but he’s just gonna cram it all into a couple. Why not? Talking about real relevant crap like Adam Levine and even a Britney Spears mention. Wait… really? Anyway, um… what else. Post Malone and a poop story mixed with punk rock shows. Part one of getting caught up starts now. Originally aired 2.27.19 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

Spread the Christmas cheer… or should we say “spray” it? You’ll understand what that means shortly. Jeff takes a phone call from Santa and learns a few things about jolly old St Nick you may not have known. He also sets out to alienate some of his female listeners, but only a specific type that have total disregard for their fellow human beings anyway… so who cares? Also, he gives the gift of music with a song from the band Grimetime that you’re going to totally dig gang, get excited! So Merry Christmas, unwrap this one and cram it in your ears! Originally aired 12.22.18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

He’s back. Podcasting is just like riding a bike… slow, tedious and you can’t really get that far, but you never forget how. Includes the episode that almost killed it all. Originally aired 10.05.18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

It’s a new episode from your boy Jeff Sanguis, do I really need to tell you what it’s about? Fine. I promise to talk about Solo-A Star Wars Story, but I end up not doing that. We’ll run through some nerd crap. Touch on rectal prolapses. Play a Manic Mashup from our friend Derek Grant. If you liked any of the past episodes, you’ll like this one just fine. If you haven’t, no big deal, it’s an easy jumping on point. Do it. Originally aired 6.11.18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

It’s been a little while, huh? Jeff talks about Disney World, spiders that need to die, that Golden State A-Hole and comic books. I’m sure there’s something else that probably came up but you’re just going to have to listen. I mean, heck… you didn’t come here to read, am I right? Ha ha! Who reads any more? Buncha suckers if you ask me! Idiots. Shoot, if you’re still reading then face it… you’re an a-hole. Face the facts bro. Take a long hard look in the mirror lady. Make me sick. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Really, just forget what I said. Totally out of line. Originally aired 5.07.18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

Enjoy the latest in excuses as to why this episode is so late! Marvel at talk about heroin and feces (poop)! Hear his amazing impersonations of Billy Dee Williams and Jesus H. Christ! Listen as he laughs at his own silly jokes. Catch hepatitis A from his toothbrush! Originally published 3.6.18 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

Thought I’d let you know I haven’t died. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

Talking a lot of Star Wars, seriously… I mean look at the length of this one! David and Louise Turpin are like if Nicholas Sparks wrote love stories about child abusers. Plus “How I spent My New Years Eve” AKA “Eff You Eric, I’m Eating Mac n Cheese!” So come on, let’s hang out with your buddy Sanguis for an hour.​ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

In a world filled with OUTRAGE how could any apology be enough! Plus a little Donny Cates talk for good measure. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

Shit brought up: Doomsday Clock, Watchmen, Alan Moore, Rian Johnson, Star Wars, Breaking Bad, John Wick, Super 7 ReAction figures, Skybound Walking Dead figures, Disney buying Fox, Trump v. Levar Burton(?)… seriously, this may be the nerdiest one yet. ​ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

This one is a good jumping on point as Jeff really just rambles about crap he likes and dislikes. Talking Brian Michael Bendis leaving Marvel for DC, touching on Deadly Class and Umbrella Academy TV shows, why you like Christmas this year, and he even gives both liberals and conservatives a chance to judge him and stop listening to the show! Toss in a 3 year old singing a song and you have another TJSS episode.​ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

James Taylor would make a crappy travel agent. Harvey. Donald. Michael Myers. Marvel Legacy. Have some coffee with your cream. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

Another one of those “From hell…” type episodes, I really tried to finish this one numerous times. Honest. I don’t even remember what I talked about… Star Wars directors? McDonald’s dipping sauce debacle? Something like that. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

Your favorite SJW is back with an episode about masturbating at a kid’s movie, gang tattoos hidden in your pubes, how to take care of that pesky urine bucket odor in your parent’s basement and the correct way to inappropriately kiss an infant sister. OH, and the eclipse as well.​ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

This one nearly killed me. Geez, I mean seriously I tried to finish this 4 or 5 times. Let’s talk about Netflix, and Frankenmuth and Temple of Void. Then call it a day, all right? Okay 71? Enough already. Bring on 72, I’m already looking forward to it. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support

Jeff is stoked for He Man, stoked for Animal Crossing, stoked about his kid, stoked about having sex with footballs, stoked for Star Trek nerds getting stabbed, stoked about Golden Torso, stoked about dead raccoons tied to ropes, not stoked about dune buggies. Dune buggies are straight up a-hole mobiles. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeff-sanguis-show/support