Who Are These Podcasts?

It's about time we reviewed a spooky show here on WATP. The show is called NoSleep Podcast and I can tell you with certainty that if you listen you will most likely sleep comfortably. This is a scripted fiction show of "scary" stories featuring creepy kids and stuff. We have a guest on the show this week to help us out. His name is Vinnie Paulino and you can check HIM out on his OWN program, The Rochester Show (available on rocpodcasts.com and on youtube and everywhere else). Vinnie helps Karl and Kevin get through yet another brilliant show where the kids sound like they've smoked six packs of Kools and are about to start their shifts running the Gravitron at your local carnival. Enjoy the ridiculousness! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Doug from Who's Right joins us this week to analyze a show that no one has ever heard before - Not Another NERDY Podcast. What are these guys doing? They talk about winning $88 at a casino, moving boxes of comic books from their basement, a Moe's opening up near their house... have they never heard a podcast before? This is definitely a "shooting fish in a barrel" edition of WATP. If garbage podcasts didn't exist and we had to make up shitty shows to goof on, I couldn't possibly make up a show this shitty. It would seem too unrealistic.  Anyway, I guess The Big Bang Theory is a popular show and maybe someone likes this. Perhaps there's an audience for this nonsense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we review a show that somehow has a worse iTunes rating than WATP. Andy is in the studio while Joe calls in to talk about his new vegetarian lifestyle and breathe heavily into the phone.  I Am Rapaport is hosted by Michael Rapaport, a guy who's famous enough to hang out with other D List celebrities like Kathy Griffin. Did you see that apology video where she wasn't wearing make-up?? WTF? Anyway, we have a good time with the podcast this week. Listen through to the end and you'll hear us address the audio issues from Joe's terrible set up. Live and learn.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kevin is back to review a podcast that reviews Yelp reviews. Great premise. How do they do on the execution you ask? Well, if you like middle aged guys who read out loud using silly voices and references to comedy bits that were popular in the 70s, you would be the first person ever.      Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's yet another installment of our ongoing educational series - How Not to Podcast. This show is a gem. When you can decipher what the two hosts and producer Mr. Google are saying it's amazing. It should be transcribed and released in paperback. Nick Bailey, cohost of the Fancounters podcast (http://fancounters.libsyn.com/), makes his WATP debut. We talk a lot about how he's a "nice guy" and probably doesn't deserve the social media backlash that's about to be unleashed. I'm just thankful he found this show. It is nothing if not entertaining. If you're one of the people who listen to this show hoping to be outraged, thanks for subscribing! Hopefully you don't also read these descriptions. You should really value your time more than you do currently. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made it bay bee!! Episode number 100, the show where we finally roast ourselves. Karl is joined by (in order of importance) Kevin, Andy, Cros, Joe, and Chris. Everyone takes their shots at the most poorly reviewed show of all time. And then we find out this isn't the most poorly reviewed show of all time. D'oh!! Huge thanks to additional contributors including Who's Right, The Story Behind, Planet Maynard, Jen from the Jingles Department and Marcus from the UK.  The image we used for this show was a gift from Chris who brought over some bubbly for us to enjoy. You may notice us having more fun than usual... thanks Chris! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

History Dweebs reached out to us and asked us to review their show. They are also big supporters of WATP and freedom of speech so, while it was tough to sh*t on them, we somehow found a way. Andy, the GOAT, joins the show and brings a "bit." We also read a bunch of negative iTunes review. Most importantly, we tease episode number 100.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are back after a brief hiatus, during which nothing at all happened concerning the show. We discuss two guys discussing The New Adventures of He-Man. The architects of the internet should be proud.  Joe comes on the show along with his more famous brother Andy. Even though it appears the Hindsight boys will be hanging it up, we offer many constructive ideas on how they might improve their show. Ideas like, "editing." It's pretty groundbreaking! Don't forget to give us a five star review on iTunes if you haven't already. We now have a league-leading 157 one star reviews, so we don't need anymore of those. We're good.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a bonus episode where I admit that I was forced to take down episodes 88 and 97 due to cyberbullying. Anyone who is interested in my response to a bunch of strangers hoping to get me fired can check it out. Spoiler - they're all heroes.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

True Crime 204 is a podcast out of Winnipeg, Canada hosted by two tweens who just learned how to read/talk. Alright, some of that is not true but it's very close to reality.  Jen from the Jingles Department joins us to make fun of this show, then eventually feel bad about it.  This podcast was not fun to listen to but was a ton of fun to review. While to some it may seem like we're being very mean for no reason, the actual purpose of WATP is to get people like this to think twice before starting a podcast. Future hosts should ask themselves questions like, "Am I interesting to listen to?" "Can I pronounce words?" and "What's my mental disorder that I think I should be hosting a show when I'm a complete idiot and have nothing of value to contribute?" We are truly doing God's work.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's hard to have a brief discussion about The Alex Jones Show. Many people feel that this show is the main reason why Donald Trump is the president right now. Well, that and some poorly executed Facebook ads that Putin purchased with his AmEx back in September. Cros joins the show to discuss all things Alex Jones including some wild statements he's made in the past, what a typical episode sounds like, his endless supply of snake oil infused products, his cool bumpers, and of course the fact that he's bat-sh*t crazy. We also discuss Planet Maynard, the interview with Deana Marie, Cros's rebuttal to a game we recently played, and we tease next week's episode. It's a show jam packed with content that you need to know in order to keep your family safe from the globalists. One thing I've learned is that they are coming to get you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We were thrown a curve ball this week. Rather than the usual show format, I had a conversation with Deana Marie, the host of Twisted Philly. I was mainly interested in her obsession with negative reviews. I'm not saying everyone should be like us and read each of their one-star reviews on the show, but if you're going to put yourself out there you should learn how to deal with criticism in a healthy way (hint: offering a bounty for someone's identity may not be healthy). I think you'll find this conversation compelling. If not, I'm sure you'll let me know how shitty this one was... fucking Twitter. Keep sending us your show suggestions and constructive criticism - watpshow@gmail.com.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're joined once again by Doug from Who's Right (@Whos_right_pod ). If anyone has a reason to hate us, it's Doug. First we bashed his show on episode 86. Then we had him cohost on a show that reviewed a three hour podcast about the earth being flat. And now he's listening to terrible video game music and nerds discussing topics that couldn't matter less. Sorry Doug. At the end of the show Karl shoehorns in more Isotopes music. Check out the band if you're interested: http://theisotopes.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we head back down under to review an Australian show called Planet Maynard... or Bunga Bunga... or something. If you like lots of random drops, background noise, a distracting amount of editing, and music beds for no reason, then you're an idiot. And also, you'll love Planet Maynard. Andy the GOAT is back on the show to play clips, some of which are correctly labeled. He also plays everyone's favorite game, Name the Worst Song by This Band I Just Said. Big thanks to Tim and Maynard for reaching out, these are good people. Cheers you blokes.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you super proud of your lifestyle? Do you host a show about how awesome your life decisions are? Apparently these vegans think that the way they live their life is so amazing and important that you should listen to them explain how great they are. I don't know, I think you should create a show that features content that is interesting... but what do I know? We also talk about a podcast that is trying to shut us down. After reaching out to our hosting company and failing, The Vanished has decided that they'll demand iTunes take us down. They are literally trying to censor the Internet. Very progressive dummies. Good luck with that. Sorry this isn't Soviet Russia or Nazi Germany. This is a free country. Sucks for you. We also talk about a guy who is in the WATP hater hall of fame, John from the Brand X Podcast. He spends a lot of time explaining how we suck, most of which we agree with. It's also fun that he threatens physical violence. Hilarious jokes!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f

This week we review a show hosted by two guys named Bill who interview a celebrity whose first name is Bill. Just about everything in that previous sentence is false. It's just grown children playing pretend... poorly.  Jen from the Jingles Department joins the show. She spent the week trying to pull clips and figure out her angle on the show. You know what she didn't spend the week doing? Recording more jingles. It's been a long freakin' time. Come on Jen!! We also spend some time talking about all of the hate we've been receiving recently. There are a lot of angry people on the internet. I wish these angry people would focus their efforts on something that is truly enraging - terrible improv comedy. There's a lot of it and it needs to be stopped! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This was a fun week. Doug from Who's Right joins us to discuss a group of people who think the Earth is flat and stationary.  It turns out these dummies are very bad at reasoning. Also, these dummies are dumb. Surprising.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we spread holiday cheer by reviewing a snoozefest called The Unwritable Rant. Somehow this podcast has interviewed Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, Ari Shaffir, Charlie Daniels and many other celebrities who are way too good for this show.  But it's not just interviews. The often blurry Juliette Miranda also explains how Wild Turkey tastes and tells you boring stories from her life. Who's Juliette Miranda you ask? Great question. Kevin joins the show to talk about driving to the new Star Wars movie. Well, at least I think it was the new Star Wars movie. I can't remember if he clarified that or not. We also play a game, read new reviews, and reveal the sentence of the week.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who's Right is a podcast who asked us to review their show. The last time that happened Everyone Has a Podcast got extremely butt hurt and their mom called our mom. And then we got in trouble. Hopefully this one turns out better. Joe joins the show once again and for some reason promotes heroin use. He is extremely pro heroin. Good luck with that Joe.  We also discuss Net Neutrality for no reason whatsoever. What is this, a show that deals with topical issues? I sure hope not. Who would care what Karl Aspergers has to say? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WATP is taking the week off, but we did record 30 new seconds of audio and we typed this entire sentence. So.... Kevin and Karl review a podcast called SnatchThatWeave, episode entitled STW vs. EVERYBODY. Unfortunately the podcast doesn't feature snatches or even weaving for that matter which is a bummer because Kevin bought a loom specifically in preparation for this week. Thankfully, he was able to sell the loom on Craigslist albeit at a significant loss. Anyways, enjoy listening to a couple of white guys act like they know something about anything. We have to go now, Five Guys is about to close.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices