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Michael and Nick give advice on whether or not it's ok to take a job when you know you will be replacing a friend, how to not be a sore loser, how to get out of doing your worst fear without admitting you're afraid, what to do when you and your ex broke up, but have seats together at an event and how to get your newly moved in girlfriend to not take over your house completely. 

Michael and Nick give advice on how to save face after a declined card, how to work up the nerve to give a big speech, giving someone a kidney who did horrific things to you, how to convince your wife you really aren't a sex store frequent shopper and what to do when you get no responses from poking people. 

Michael and Nick give advice on what to do when you're with someone with tiny lips, how to find out if he does want to pee on you, how to ask out a bartender, what to do about your kid who won't keep his clothes on and how to figure out what it is about you that keeps you from getting that second date. 

Michael and Nick give advice on getting your boyfriend to stop creeping out your friends on purpose, how to prove to your girlfriend that you already planned to do the thing she wanted you to do before she told you to do it, finally give advice to guy with crying girlfriend, best positions for partners who are very different heights and the best way to narrow down who to invite to your wedding. 

Michael and Nick give advice on how to get more traffic to a niche that doesn't have a large following, how to get your horse to stop getting boners, the good and the bad and the bad of open relationships, how to get someone to stop cuddling with you and how to compromise on the shows you watch before bed. 

Michael and Nick give advice on what to do about a lying boyfriend, how to handle being someone's "just in case," what to do about your intolerance for your husbands lactose intolerance, how to catch your roommate red handed with your sodas and if it's ok to ask your girlfriend to stop being naked on camera.  

What to do about a boyfriend who texts other girls all the time, how to handle a crazy situation where best friends and wives will all be mad, how to handle your girlfriends kid who bullies you, how to handle confronting people with an issue when you're an introvert and who to convince someone your date canceling was legit and you actually do want to go out with them. 

Michael and Nick give advice on if you should take money from someone you don't want to be able to hang it over your head, how to sleep with a 10 you work with when she wants more and you don't, what the proper door opening etiquette is, how to be better at comebacks and how to know if you are lesbian. 

Michael, Nick and Nick's wife Ashlee give advice on New Year, Nick's Birthday and 100 episode questions. There was a lot of pressure to make this one good.... we failed miserably. It's painful to listen to. Please forgive us. 

Michael and Nick give advice on getting your woman to let you keep a bad display of pubic hair on your face, is stealing soda stealing, how to get over a bridge and your fear of bridges, what to do when a guy does all the right things and so it bothers you and how to tell your girlfriend her food has a funny flavor to it... bad.... the flavor is bad. 

Michael and Nick give advice on not paying other people's lunch bill, how to get back at a sibling who is blackmailing you, what to do about a best friend who confides in you, but you don't want them to, how to handle a maybe prego girl you don't want to be with and the best thing to do when you're being cheated on, but don't want to end the relationship. 

Michael and Nick give advice on coming out to your boyfriend as a furry, how to come back from being turned down by your boss, how to get your husband to stop wearing skinny jeans, what to do when your dad is too involved with your social media and how to get your girlfriend to wear a jacket!

Michael and Nick give advice on if it's ok to date someone you're not attracted to, what to do when your girlfriends cat is possessed by a demon, how to find out if your boyfriend is physic, how to handle a child's homework when you can't figure it out as an adult and whether it's a good idea to play the lottery if you can increase your odds of winning. 

Michael and Nick give advice on if it's ok to break up with someone who is in physical rehab for a bad accident, what to do about a kid who's full of bologna... literally, how to find the will to not eat the foods you love when they are killing your insides, how to make you boyfriend change his gross sheets, and what to do about a bad 12 year old who doesn't listen. 

Michael and Nick give advice on if it's a good idea to see your baby come through the baby hole, why and attractive woman can't seem to land a good boyfriend, if being rude to other people is a sign of what's to come in a relationship, when your mom wants to go on your dates with you and how to get your boyfriend to take you out on dates. 

Michael and Nick give advice on getting someone to wash their hands, what to do when you think your mom may be into your best friend, how to handle a guy who asks you to move in then goes back on it, but doesn't want to break up, even though Michael and Nick were voted the best at giving advice by advice giving magazine, they give advice on when getting advice elsewhere is advisable, and what to do when you love you SO but want them to be less clingy. 

Michael and Nick give advice on getting out of public displays of affection, how not to have to pop the question, how to tell your girlfriend that she sucks at paintball, how to give up that added security that a day job brings you and what to do when your crazy boyfriend is also your landlord. 

Michael and Nick turn to their partners at Quora to answer Halloween related questions. Disclaimer: Michael and Nick have no association with Quora and have been asked several times to stop saying this by Quora's attorneys. 

Michael and Nick give advice on making your children love you as much as the hired help, what to do about an annoying boyfriend that you still love, what to do when you snooped, but you found something you didn't expect and what to do when you receive a package that was much smaller than you expected. 

Michael and Nick give advice on not being a bigot like Nick, how to find you "place" in this life, how to break your dad up with your classmate, what to do when life seems to be spiraling out of control and how to stop fantasizing about your ex who you hate.