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Sinopsis
Every week or so, Alex Smith and James Kislingbury wade through the cesspool is that is the modern news cycle to find you chunks of solid gold-- Meaning mostly stories about crows and drunken brawls at fast food joints.
Episodios
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#73 Law Dog the Dog Lawyer
01/12/2017 Duración: 26minEPISODE #73-- Beyond failed palindromes, we got the news! Today we tackle Louisiana's horrifying justice system, Alex Trebeck doing the drogas, and what kind of smut and games Osama Bin Laden was into shortly before 45 different Navy SEALs shot him in the face and butt. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at AP, CBS News, Onion AV CLub, and NY Post (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). #PrisonIndustrialComplex #McGruff #NavySEALs #UBL #WarOnTerror #Jeopardy #RastaLife
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#72 The Alimony Entrapment
26/11/2017 Duración: 29minEPISODE #72-- We're back and ready for more news! Today Alex and James talk about being drunk on a horse (in Florida, of course, of course), Papa John's alleged (but probable) collaboration with the Third Reich, and an Aussie living high on the hog "Blank Check" style. All this and Morrissey on today's show! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at AP, CBS News, Onion AV CLub, and NY Post (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). #Florida #Drinking #Horses #NaziJerks #Australia #RastaLife
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All-Wolfenstein II Special Episode
26/11/2017 Duración: 53minSPECIAL-- Today Alex and James hang up their news hats to put on an arguably even more important piece of headgear: Their Nazi-killing hats. This episode is a one-off where in James explains Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus to Alex, who does not believe that anything in that game actually happens (it does). SPOILER ALERT: There will be spoilers. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X.
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#71 Twin Twin Hypes
21/11/2017 Duración: 37minEPISODE #71-- Hey, this episode has some fun corrections and omissions and it's only been a week since we recorded! Anyways, enough about Morrissey, today we got a show about the spam black market, how not to clean your female anatomy, and the recycling, reuse, and abuse of Soviet war memorials. All this and more and Alex's CD corner! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at Food Beast, Comic Book dot com, and NY Post (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). #Spam #BlackMarket #Cleanse #Wellness #BS #Russia #Rastalife
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#70 Thrilling Tales of Unemployment
13/11/2017 Duración: 36minEPISODE #70-- We're back and better than ever. James got fired. After we talk about losing our stupid jobs, we get into the real business. The News Business. Today we got stories about a street smart ninja in New York, another dude torching his home trying to kill god's creatures, and a story about German hamsters causing havoc. This and other BS. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at Kotaku, Daily Examiner, and The Local (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). #Hamsters #ninja #spiders #Boruto #Rastalife
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#69 Honda Accord Lore
09/11/2017 Duración: 37minEPISODE #69-- Today Alex and James tackle news stories on Billy Corgan spotting aliens, fraudulent fried chicken, wild turkeys running wild, and an elderly ninja thief. We also talk about our love of bad, old Hondas, as well as how Johnny Depp still sucks and how amazing Author: The JT Leory story is. Donate at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at CBS News, AV Club, Spin, Munchies, Longbeachize, Time Magazine, and BBC (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). #FoodWars #Ninja #Aliens #TomDelonge #90sParanoiacs #Rastalife
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#68 Never Underestimate the Mountains
02/11/2017 Duración: 37minEPISODE #68-- Today we fight our way through Smith family history, then we move onto more interesting things like stealing from a dead man, getting too high on top of a mountain, and kissing a fish to death. We also get into it about dumb 90's t-shirt brands and the worst accent from James yet, innit? Donate at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at National Post, TMZ, and K2 Radio (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). #OopNorth #Fish #WarOnDrugs #History #DNA #Scotland #DeadBody #RastaLife
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#67 100% CPR Uncertified
30/10/2017 Duración: 28minEPISODE #67-- Today on the news we've got radioactive pigs, Marilyn Manson being punished by a vengeful God, and time-travelling under the influence. Donate at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at National Post, TMZ, and K2 Radio (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). #Pigs #Radiation #Fallout #Manson #DUI #Drinking #RastaLife
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#66 Papa John's: Man Hunter?
23/10/2017 Duración: 25minEPISODE #66-- Neither rain, nor sleet, nor sudden unemployment is going to keep us away from the news. Today we get into it about McD's and sweet lady cocaine, the abject stupidity of Rick and Morty's most ardent fans, and a bummer story about a murder that I thought would be funny and then it wasn't, so I cut a bunch of it out, because there's no real joy in that one. My bad. Donate at Patreon.com/quality. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at Vice, Time, and Brandenton (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). #Hollywood #Florida #Hurrican #WarOnDrugs #Coke #FastFoodWars #Sauce #StupidJerks #RastaLife
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#65 WiFi Sandwiches
18/10/2017 Duración: 34minEPISODE #65-- Today Alex and James get into it about a couple doing gross stuff in a Burger King besides just eating at Burger King, North Korea's parking ticket woes, a topless car wash for the cops, and, most importantly, a brief check-in with the world's mind control situation. Plus other junk. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Donate at Patreon.com/quality. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at Vice, New Mexican, and KKTV 11 (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). Please support real journalism. Subscribe to something today! #FastFood #BurgerKing #NorthKorea #CopVoice #RastaLife #MKUltra
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#64 Riverdale Season 2 Premieres Today!
12/10/2017 Duración: 25minEPISODE #64-- Today Alex and James get into it about a maniac serial pooper, an erotic burger thief, and what people will do in order to get high in prison. We also talk about how Mark Wahlberg is a dirtbag, drugs in general, and Frasier. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Donate at Patreon.com/quality. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at Vice, New Mexican, and KKTV 11 (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). Please support real journalism. Subscribe to something today! #WarOnDrugs #Wahlberg #Dook #Hobos #Frasier #Fastfood #Snowfall #ButtStuff
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#63 In Defense of Hawaiian Pizza
02/10/2017 Duración: 25minEPISODE #63-- Today's newsblast involves a jerk failing to correctly use sign language, a cop flipping his lid over spilled soda, and a dead body found on a TV set. Alex and James also get into it about ants, how much American mascots suck, the state of modern American police work, and how we should treat sex workers like, you know, human begins. I'm 90% certain Facebook won't pick up this ad because I used that term. Anyways: Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Donate at Patreon.com/quality. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at New York Post, Alabama, AOL, and BBC (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). Please support real journalism. Subscribe to something today!
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#62 1-800-IM-A-NARC
28/09/2017 Duración: 24minEPISODE #62-- After a brief, but necessary delay, the boys are back, recharged and full of glorious news. Today they tackle the issues of the. . . day, with stories on a nun-based robbery, some prophylactic meth candles, and, most importantly, cannibal ennui. We also have the return of Alex's Music Corner and, you know, other stuff. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Donate at Patreon.com/quality. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at New York Post, Fox Philadelphia 29, and IOL News (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). Please support real journalism. Subscribe to something today! #WarOnDrugs #WarOnCandles #Nuns #Heist #Robbery #Mendo #SouthernLaw #Nonsense
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#61 RAT WAVE
22/09/2017 Duración: 31minEPISODE #61-- Back into the breach with an episode that barely involves any dead bodies at all. Today Alex and James rap about Burger King's crypto-currency, French wine thieves, and a dummy that tried to run from the police. They also get into it about kosher meats, travel, Silicon Valley, and the coolest character in Soul Caliber. Oh, and more bad French accents. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Donate at Patreon.com/quality. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at BBC, New York Times, and Inverse (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). Please support real journalism. Subscribe to something today! #WarOnWine #Crime #Wine #France #Thieves #Cryptocurrency #FastFood #Woody #Matthew #PopEyeMythCycle
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#60 Bottleshock
16/09/2017 Duración: 34minEPISODE #60-- See? We're back! Today on the news we're dealing with nefarious whale-shark meat dealers, the ongoing French-Spanish wine wars, and ecstasy pills shaped like Donald Trump's big, dumb head. Alex and James also get into it about The Wire, French GI Joes, bad accents, and Alex's ongoing health woes. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Donate at Patreon.com/quality. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at BBC, New York Times, and Inverse (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). Please support real journalism. Subscribe to something today. #Rolling #WarOnDrugs #Trump #France #Spain #Wine #Sushi #BadAccents #DogSongs
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#57-59 BLITZCAST
13/09/2017 Duración: 27minEPISODE #57, #58, and #59-- Due to a major audio eff-up, we lost the original version of episodes #57-59. So, instead of dredging them up and trying to make them listenable, we just ran roughshod through the stories we did last time. It. . . Worked out okay? Whatever. Listen or don't. What do I care? Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Donate at Patreon.com/quality. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources, see our Facebook and Patreon for a complete listing! Please support real journalism. Subscribe to something today.
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#56 Bahamas, Island Time
29/08/2017 Duración: 29minEPISODE #56-- Sorry for the delay, but we're back with more news that has nothing to do with the real world, because man, it is a goshdarned mess out there. Today we tackle Bon Jovi or however you spell that avoiding Chris Christie, a bear murdering a bunch of dumb sheep, and a pilot who maybe watched Twelve O'Clock High too many times and learned the wrong lesson. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Donate at Patreon.com/quality. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at The Hill, Europa Press, The Guardian, and Atlanta Journal-Constitution (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). Please support real journalism. Subscribe to something today. #France #Spain #Bears #Planes #ShotToTheHeart #GardenState #TrashState #GarbageEaterState
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#55 Noozbux
23/08/2017 Duración: 39minEPISODE #55-- We're doing it. Irrelevantly, irreverently doing it. This episode is a bit longer, but we had a lot of fun making it. So sue us. We hit on: Cryptocurrency, Magic: The Gathering: The Stabbening, high octane full-leather coffee, and smuggling cobras. Don't do any of this. And other junk. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Donate at Patreon.com/quality. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art. Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at PC Gamer, Business Insider, CBS News, Associated Press, Fox 9, and Kotaku (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). Please support real journalism. Subscribe to something today. #RickSantorumIsBees
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#54 Copyclown
17/08/2017 Duración: 32minEPISODE #54-- In another exciting episode of World's a Mess Alex and James get into it about a man burning his house down to fight bees, the return of the creepy clown, the dumbest jail break, and how squirrels are ruining this part of town. They also talk about Timecop. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Donate at Patreon.com/quality. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art. Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at CBS News, Pennsylvania Live, Associated Press, WCSH-TV, and New York Times (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). Please support real journalism. Subscribe to something today. #RickSantorumIsBees
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#53 Right to Bear Marmots
13/08/2017 Duración: 33minEPISODE #53-- Today Alex and James rap philosophical about news that doesn't involve horrible Nazis marching in the heartland of America! Instead we talk about a plane shut down by a fart, an 86 year old that still runs the jewels, drug smuggling, and weird snake collectors. We also talk about bad towns in California, Sterlin Hayden, Poirot, and Killadelphia. Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Donate at Patreon.com/quality. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art. Our theme music is "The World's a Mess (It's In My Kiss)" by X. Thanks to our sources at WNCN, Blavity, CNN, Vince, and LA Times (and see our Facebook page for more sources!). Please support real journalism. Subscribe to something today. #snakes