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The boys go corporate this week as they escape to the city? Or from the city? Either way, the decadence of Rome must be reborn. Notes: DMs and the secret origin of the Hogcast, escapefromthe.city, the revenge of #teamfeet, The Praetorian Guard, Squibbons and the Mega-Squid, you brexit you buy it, /r/bluehog, who is Jon Galt and why did he drink my Diet Red Bull? Corrections: Red Bull actually began in Thailand Wanna help the boy's and maybe understand some of the crap they talk about? Maybe purchase one of these items using our amazon links! Don't want any of these products but looking to buy something else? Use one of these links and purchase away! It costs the same for you but we still get a cut of the action. Metal Gear Solid HD Collection The History of Sonic the Hedgehog (Pix 'n Love Editions) Thai Red Bull Krating Daeng Original Energy Drink 150ml

Country mouse Russ Walsh moves to the big city and fast talkin' Alan Black tries to show him the ropes. Heartwarming laughter and family fun ensues as these two knuckleheads try to make it on their own. Notes: #BarrelAged, Joker is hungry for the Cuck, 30 Seconds to Mars is impossible, Poppee is good, Pizza Pick Up Artist, the secret origin of Pete the Pizza maker, Gaijin Goomba is ashamed of his words and deeds, Sparkling Cider and Whipped Cream

Beloved guest, the twitter famous @weepysweetmonty, returns to the podcast. Immediately, everything turns gross. Notes: Gweneth Gooptrow, what was the secret of the Ooze? The mysterious handsome chap, why Russ hates Sudowoodo, another round of “What white people can’t do anymore,” the origin of “Zoopa,” Totinos is woke, The last thing you hear is “yuck.”

It’s a special Anime Expo episode recorded face-to-face in Los Angeles with our dear friends Harry (@Nicomakibesto) and Lenore (@kombucha_kid). Listen and pretend you’re sitting in our hotel room while we shout over these poor, poor Brits. Notes: an update on #MonsterGirlVaginaGate, Lenore’s juggalo identity, Cuck Is The New Gay, Russ’s Love Live Sunshine theory, marmalad, Andrew Weapons & Knives, Lil Dice, our hot ‘sclusie, Mike the Extremehog, Russ’s awful Smudgeway Sandwich

This week, longtime fan of the show and pop punk afficionado Autobite (@autobite) joins us to mourn our favorite ape. We miss you Harambe. Notes: Pop Punk Earth Protection, The Yoshi/Sonic conundrum, What’s your cuck area?, Atheist Greasers, Russ’ Spaghetti Incident, Harambynne, Counting Crow Punk, Littlefinger and Kuroneko are the same character, Back to the Zero Dark Thirty, More Harambe discussion (Music for this episode was done by Autobite. You can check out more of his stuff here https://soundcloud.com/autobite)

It's our 50th episode, baby, and we're celebrating it with longtime friend of the show Ben Pack (@PackBenPack). Unfortunately we recorded it on 6/9, the anniversary of The Ratchet Boys' death, and things got a little spooky. Notes: God’s genitalia and HBO Family values, Damn Seinfeld, Good Feathers, Yohane’s guns and swords, Stewart Zergo, Michael’s Special Juice, Ratchet and Clank character assassination, Donald Trump = Mucinex Man?, My god it’s full of crust, feel the Mr. Burns, Cool Spot’s big day out, K’nex racism, Ben-Gone-Zi. Corrections: Henry Chapin wrote Cats in the Cradle, instead of spending time with his son probably.  Ron Perlman (Hellboy) didn’t drift with a kaiju in Pacific Drift. Charlie Day was the one that jacked his brain into a kaiju’s It was called “Michael’s Special Stuff” in Space Jam, not “Michael’s Special Juice”

Yeah uh, sorry for the hiatus. Here's a non-episode that died in the process and isn't a real episode, but is as long as a real episode? It doesn't make a lot of sense. But we talk about Game of Thrones, a thing people actually watch! Notes: Alan loves the goo, Boruto Simpson, Poorly formatted jokes, Pan Pipes are the Guro Instrument, Extralegal mirage, would The Hound in our world be a furry? What does The Fat Man order at Olive Garden.

We're edging closer to episode 50, baby. Are we entering a new age of Hogcast content? Probably not, if this episode is any indication. Notes: Alan’s leak of the Panama Papers, An Eldritch Taint, A Smurf Theory, Alan googles Marge Simpson’s centerfold, Bengala is fucking shit, King Cuerno’s Hungry for Sonic, Tom Bombadil Destroys the Old Man Pussy Willow, The pizza bomb and the third company to call itself “the Uber of pizza,” Colton Burpo meets Sonic and Eggman, Donald the Duck will put a little surprise under your tree, Another brick in the toilet,

This episode is a shorty but a goody.  Notes: A twist in the Das Ratchet Boy chronology, Beholders arey our friends, Firstoff Waltz, Russell’s Literal Pizza Beach Party, The Calzone Controversy, the true villain of the Emoji film, Russ is a poor communicator despite having a communication degree, “Romance is the stupidest thing to happen to a person,” force feeding the public a new holiday,

After a few weeks off, we're back with a new episode, baby. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but does it make our jokes any better? Probably not. Notes: The life and death of GaijinGoomba, Serial was known as Doki Doki Panic in Japan, the ultimate revenge of the Samurai, GATE: Serial with Moe Bergdahl, Naked Drew Carey, Douche Do’Urden, a sobering reflection on fruit. Russ called Public Enemies producers “the wrecking crew,” they’re actually the Bomb Squad. Alan said Cole Train played Blitzball, but he actually meant Thrashball. Blitzball is the fictional sport in FFX though, It’s Sakamoto-Kun not Sakamoto-San, Melty Blood is a type/moon game and Igarashi is working on Bloodstained, 

Finally Silver Join My show as Sonic Rival And Friend Notes: Disney conspiracies, Blue Jizzman, Pentagon Jr goes on a rampage, the worst segue yet, Russ's continued Zootopia hate, Alan almost dies, Loony Jack, April Foolin' Robynne Minute: 27:15 Note: Russ accidentally used our old intro and outro music for this episode so pretend it's Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood music instead

On this rare Monday recording episode we dig deeper into the Marvel universe and posit a lot of upsetting theories about Disney movies. Notes: Punisher love, Horny Talk with DIck & Crack, Goth Russ Man, Food Rules, Cars fetishes, Lucha Underground’s first shibari match, the ED-209 of pizza, a horny Sonic Boom, audio Baneposting, Subway and the death of the author, Russ’s beautiful dream Robynne Minute: around 40:30

Russ saw Zootopia a couple of nights before we recorded and we talk about it a lot. We got that furry fever, baby. Notes: Russ goes to Zootopia, Mickey x Phantom Blot yaoi, the wildest Lucha Underground match to date, Shakespeare’s fetishes, 1950s harem anime sex, Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi, Beautiful Gorgeous, Alan’s school pizza hate, Superior Doug

This week we took a cue from our favorite merc with a mouth, Deadpool, and stepped up our irreverence, baby. We’re breaking all four of the walls in this episode so you’d better watch out. Notes: Never Forget, Carfuckers, Csupoverse, Russ’s Trunk Club,  Ren & Stimpy Had a Baby With iPS Cell Technology, Eggpool, an irreverent tude, Peperami-san@Ganbaranai, sploim. Robynne Minute: around 35 minutes in Corrections: Russ was kind of right about gak being another name for slime. While the slime on You Can’t Do That on Television and the Kids’ Choice Awards was always called slime and gak was sold as a fart-producing goo (like Alan said), Marc Summers called the slime on Double Dare “gak” for some reason.

The boys are back with a special pre-Valentines Day show. Unfortunately, we're awful people so we just talked about cum and comic book characters instead of love. Notes: Minion jizz, Archie Fates, Kanye symbiotes, Doop, Cherry Popping Daddies, why Russ is afraid of women, Papa John’s The World, the Sega Cinematic Universe, a shitty tude, the divergent Sonic timeline, Twee Basketball, Corrections: Russ said Ryu Suzuki when he meant Ryo Hazuki. He must have been thinking of Yu Suzuki, but honestly who isn't always thinking of that guy. What a dreamboat.

This week our long-time friend Wes (aka. WeJo aka @WesTheHero) drops by to talk shop and grace us with his delightful Southern drawl. Notes: Howard the Duck vs. Doctor Who, The 'Za Tower, Scratchin Grubs, Flippin’ ‘Clix, Chaluppie, Jeeves and Wooster and House, Roald Dahl is an anti-semetic fetish fuel, The tragedy of the Vampire, Pizza hut loves the knot, Burgerman chronicles, Cat Dog Canon, The Skittles Diet, when humans have Sonic hands, Wa Brother Politics, Respect my dad! Corrections: The David Bowie baby was cut from the original Rugrats film but David Bowie music was featured there. Vampires can appear in photos if the author so demands i.e. Dio Brando. Robynne Minute around 45 minutes,

The Quillheads face the greatest danger of all this this week with guest @SamCB_. It's a harrowing tale filled with danger and fear that you are NOT going to want to miss. Notes: The Decadence of Rome must be returned to the ring, Alan’s new Escape Artist training, Banksy’s youtube channel, Ozzy and Drix Minute, The Daddy Pizza, the truck doesn’t have to fly! Pocket Foley Gnomes, The Feet Slobs versus The Butt Snobs, Alan says the most upsetting thing on the podcast for once. Robynne minute starts at 24:08

This week, the Quillheads learn a thing or two about brotherly love. Notes: Killer Bees start up and the Harlem Squat, Little Bill gets dragged through the mud, Dormommy and Baron Lenoredu, Smaller Taco Shreds, The Sour Creep, We’re the Death Grips of podcasts and the guy from Hella’s dick, shoebari, the betrayal of Bonzai Buddy, ruining They Might Be Giants songs. Robynne minute starts at 39:33.

Hoo boy. This is a strange one y'all, so buckle in. We're gonna take you down to the Tangent City where the content's weird and the references to obscure Marvel characters and Russian literature are shitty. Notes: Thanoscopter, Russ’ speeding ticket,  visitors from the past, Inhuman talk, Ocelot and the Oregon militia, a long drive through Tangent Town, the Frito Godfather, Evar Orbus and his Galactic Jizz-Wailers Robynne Minute Timestamp: 39:25

We're kicking off 2016 the only way we know how: with our dear friend Monty (@weepysweetmonty). Come get your fill of horny cartoon character talk and obscure Marvel Comics references for the year. Notes: Where’s Da Fais, Dommes & Dragons, Lindsay “Imperator Furiosa” Lohan, Phil Collin’s wrestling debut, Shout out to the Isle of Lesbos, I hate The Flea, Alan hates the wind AND the willows, Little Bear’s THICC mom, Monty ruins the Robynne minute, Erin Esurance making out with Kim Possible, Gun Germs and Mayo, Sexy Monty Python food, The Noid battles ISIS,  Drake’s robot form, Russ’ favorite part of Renaissance era art, Husky lady is THICC, Sally Acorn sucks, Monty’s Ideal Abduction Corrections: Cicero was a Roman writer of historic prose. Russ got everything wrong about the Doom Patrol whose members included Robotman and The Chief.