Inside The Pallet House

What kind of world is this when you try to make your bad idea a reality, and others won't let you do it.  It is tough out there.  We also learn about a new drug that is making people skinny, but no one is stopping people from taking it, and we have to believe there are consequences beyond looking good. 

We are joined by our friend Ray from Spirit Halloween for another week, and we get a first hand recap of the Bourbon and Beyond Festival.  In true ITPH fashion we take this as an excuse to drink all kinds of Bourbon.

It's Troy's Birthday!  What better way to celebrate than bring in our friend Ray from Spirit Halloween to help us ring in Fall, and Troy's big day.   There are big things on the horizon!

A 30 year dream is realized by the Audio Dreamboat, and it comes with a free duck. I know you are thinking it is a 1999 Corolla, but it is slightly cooler than that. We debate listening VS reading, and learn the importance of ear crystals. 

This week we are joined by our friend James from Social 52 and Charred to learn more about the trials an tribulations of the restaurant game.  We also learn what makes fart jokes so funny.  Turns out there is more to it than you think.

Don't worry we aren't going to be talking sports the entire episode.  If we can show that restraint then you can too when it comes to your fantasy football team.  Nobody cares about your team. We care more about the bag controversy in professional cornhole than your fantasy team.  

Muscle cars aren't new, but if you haven't been paying attention they have changed a lot over the last ten years.  Guinness hasn't changed at least, but upon a closer look it really has.  At least new records are falling every day, that is progress.  

We had a list of topics to talk about, but sometimes life gets in the way.  By life I mean medical issues.  It is a story as old as time, but this one has a nutty twist. 

Climate Change, Global Warming, Changing of the Seasons, whatever it is turtle fuck boys are living the dream.  They don't even need a classic British motorcycle to make it happen, but a good tube trip wouldn't hurt their chances. 

Do you really know if you were bullied or were the bully?  It can be a fine line, and our memories can impact how we remember the truth. You certainly know if you were the one throwing the rock or getting the arrow. 

It isn't every day that you come in contact with Rock and Roll Royalty, but when you do you know it. We may have even made ourselves out to bigger then we really are, but Who can blame us.  It isn't every day the Amazon truck of good fortune pulls into your driveway.

We have a new drop, but it is not the most surprising of the things we learn.  We take a look back at what our senses remind us of, and then we debate experiences we will never have. Maybe      

Buc-ee's has finally made it to the East Coast, and we have a full review.  Kind of.  We also discover the worst deal in pest control, but it still better than the worst show in Amsterdam. 

This week we record at Scandals Beach, and learn more about all that is Club Scandals and the infamous Race-Bar. We also do a Rum tasting while learning the ropes of stand up jet-skis.  For the record, It Wasn't Me. 

4th of July Weekend is here, and we have a handful of pro tips for you. We are also learn of a guy and gal who skipped all the pro tips, and did not pass go on the way to the hospital. In the end you will learn a lot this week. 

We keep learning about the benefits of the Brazilian, and this one we never saw coming.  In fact there appear to more benefits to those than doing 3 day cleanses.  We recap Father's Day, and you can clearly see the benefits of doing it sober VS well off the wagon.   

Some of us are still on the wagon, but the episode goes off the rails quickly. We learn about all new drinking games, get a social media update, and debate the merits of some new manscaping ideas. 

It has finally happened, the episode you all have been begging for. Stu is back, Troy and The Abacus are gone, and top it off Brendan is sober and sick. Yep it has the makings for a classic!  At least we did find a true unicorn in the wild, and that may be miracle enough. 

This week we discover a new Social Media app, and surprisingly we were reunited with an old podcast "friend" even without the help of the app. We are also revisited by a family of birds that we really thought we were done with.

Sometimes you just can't help but talk to the manager, even if you have had this conversation before. It can be hard to stay out of your own way, but if you are right you are right, right?