Three Drink Minimum

Home Run Derby (2:00), the Sixers curse (9:42), James Harden’s mega contract (15:35), Andre Roberson stiffs a waitress (20:45), Floyd Mayweather mo money mo problems (26:23), greyhounds on coke (39:35), an Australian hero sticks it to the man (45:45), Spiderman goes undercover (51:38), Italian soccer needs lap dances (1:00:04)

Rockies/Red Sox jinx (2:15), Derek Carr gets paid (7:40), Mets father in trouble (15:50), Packers fan sues Bears (23:00), Aliens exist (33:15), Nationals kill a guy (39:10), Orcas mafia (46:40), Serena vs. men (55:30)

Michael Phelps vs a shark (2:15), Mayweather vs McGregor (11:05), NBA Draft (22:08), NBA trade possibilities (36:25), Colorado Rockies (42:05), high school coaches make a beer run (53:38), and bald dudes need to #staywoke (59:22)

Selling drugs from a Papa John’s (1:15), a dude climbed El Capitan (9:38), a British journalist has an invitation for ISIS (18:15), the Jerry Sandusky movie (26:50), Chris Paul’s potential move to the Spurs (32:50), Big Baby Davis (49:30), snakes hunting in packs (55:00), and mowing your lawn during a tornado (59:58)

Tiger Woods DUI (2:00), hating on the Cubs (10:38), LaVar Ball is a loser (18:19), Khloe Kardashian claims another victim (24:11), Belarus hockey team is spineless (28:45), fat Kelvin Benjamin (35:12), British potato crisps make a rookie mistake (41:50), Bryce Harper throws his helmet (47:01), and a brief discussion about alien life (56:16)

Not a whole lot of actual sports, but man is this episode fun! We start with an update on the 12 year-old MMA fighter (2:05), a wild finish to a boxing match (7:43), Punch in the Face Tribunal (12:35), Taco Bell robbery (15:42), Five Guys vs In-N-Out (22:34), the most disrespectful tweet of all time (31:20), a bag of moon dust (40:28), hunting big game (46:10), and the King of Holland is an average Joe (56:01)

A boxer gets robbed (1:58), Antonio Cromartie can’t stop having babies (8:45), Tajae Sharpe beat a dude up (12:58), Bones Jones vs Cormier (18:33), President Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (30:33), weird NBA Combine question (39:20), Ed Orgeron’s troubling habit (44:34), Jeter in Yankees history (49:40), and of course a Jim Kong update (57:51).

Steven Seagal (1:22), Kevin Durant screams at a mascot (8:48), Kristaps mystery tweet (18:14), Matt Harvey and the Mets (24:18), the first place New York Yankees (33:04), John Daly wins one (36:57), coked up greyhounds (43:16), and don’t let the internet name things (49:10)

This episode starts with a review of the NFL Draft (1:13), then we preview Ice Cube’s 3 on 3 League (32:33) before getting ridiculous with Ja Rule and Fyre Fest (39:18), Noah Syndergaard and the Mets (53:55), a 12 year-old MMA fighter (1:00:47), and an anecdote from Steve’s personal life (1:08:11).

The first half of the episode is dedicated to the NFL Draft, then we get into Madison Bumgarner’s injury (39:43), Russell Westbrook and Thunder vs Rockets (44:45), and of course a Kim Jong Un update (59:09)

The guys run the gamut. From Aaron Hernandez (1:53), Grizzlies coach rant (9:38), Celtics vs Bulls (15:27), Derek Carr’s message to Raiders fans (19:08), Weird draft questions (25:25), Moe Harkless (31:09), Carmelo and the Knicks (34:22), Kim Jong Un’s antics (46:52), and Beauty and the Beast and Fast 8 (56:52).

Lots of ridiculousness and dumb criminals including: Dustin Johnson and the Masters (1:30), Jeremy Guthrie’s horrific outing (13:50), Russell Westbrook and the NBA MVP Race (19:44), Texas A&M Jock Itch (28:05), Lavar Ball bashes white dudes (35:10), Doing drugs on Snapchat (44:20), Trevone Boykin is arrested AGAIN (51:10), and a passenger is dragged off a United flight (55:00)

Recap of the NCAA National Championship and Justin's experience at the game. MLB Preview division by division, and a quick look ahead at the Masters.

Arkansas now allows guns in their football stadium (1:19), LaVar and Lonzo Ball (8:50), the Final Four (18:20), Barkley and Jordan gambling on golf (31:52), Barkley vs Skip Bayless (39:02), Raiders moving to Las Vegas (44:17), Trevone Boykin is in trouble again (57:37), Twitter question about Drew Brees (1:05:10).

Some people think the Earth is flat, NCAA March Madness (9:20), and NFL free agency (33:30).

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We kick it off with a ridiculous story about Arian Foster fighting a wolf (0:57), then get into the NBA MVP race (9:55), the NFL Combine and free agency (19:25), 49ers (23:00), NY Jets (31:30), March Madness (40:30), and NHL expansion and Vegas sports (55:00)

The guys look at the big picture in college hoops, start digging into the NFL offseason, recap the NBA trade deadline, and discuss what Twitter is actually good for.