The Trap Sodcasts

Back with a bang, we shoot out of the starting gate and never look back in this no-holds-barred fuckbuddy of a sodcast. Seriously, Metro is still shit, our crap people show goes from strength to equal amount of strength, words are being said in weirder and weirder ways and we smack you in the face with perhaps our finest ever episode of Event Horizon Crescent which contains without a doubt the greatest song this world has ever had the pleasure of experiencing. This podcast is so good it makes all others seem even more popular than it.

The best podcast in the world just keeps on getting better and better!Ours on the other hand...This weeks picture is Ryan Izatt’s beautiful rendering of Gubby from Event Horizon Crescent. If you’d like to see YOUR painting of an EHC character in the gallery then do send it to the usual address thetrap@mac.com, however I’m afraid we cannot return your pictures. We’ll burn them. Onto a CD HAHA! Which we’ll burn.

Sorry if you revised for Event Horizon Crescent this week as it has been put on hold while we once again go off piste and piste off with legendary Precious Little Cvnt Michael Legge.Yes, once again we plumb the merry depths of Cvntitude as our first show of the new year had to be cancelled to make way for a tedious fucking pub quiz. But rather than beat ourselves off about it, we just lick our wounds and slap together this hour of tasty morsels, treats and nuggets for your delectation. There’s even a guest appearance of Michael’s never-popular ‘interview’ segment where you finally get to find our what makes The Trap tick and why we don’t do it more often.

Excitingly, Dan has a hangover this week. You’d think that would mean everyone would think twice about introducing a fun new shouty character into the mix. But nope, he’s there alright. Also ‘there’ is a plethora of spotteds, some of the choicest cuts of hate sir has ever had the pleasure to ingest and several Lenny Henry impressions that no-one wanted.But, if you’re only interested in the latest instalment of Event Horizon Crescent, and let’s face it, you are, then you can avoid all this by just downloading the separate EHC podcast also available from iTunes. It’s like this but without this.

Well it’s two weeks into 2010 and high time we wished you all a very belm new year. Yes, we’re back from our extended Christmas break with tales of our exploits which include a remarkable 48 hour adventure for Paul in Vienna airport, a story about K9 and martial arts from Jeremy and a tale of a twatty audition from Dan.Aside from that there’s all the usual gubbins, some new Cvnt dates, we float the possibility of an exciting new theatrical venture for us and last but most least, a special New Year bonanza episode of Crezzie. So put up your feet and put out your ears, the sodcast is about to speak.

Well it’s ho ho ho and jingle belm this week as we tumble down your chimney with an extra special gift for you all: yes, it’s a Christmas sodcast. So, pull up a mince pie, get your chestnuts roasting and guzzle down the Egg Nog while you enjoy Christmas with The Trap. We even invent some new Christmas songs for you! And they’re sensational.Plus it’s a super festive Event Horizon Christmas Carol to warm the heartles of your cock. What more could you want from santa? Eh? A very happy Xmas and god belm us, every one...PS. Thanks to Jezmundo for this week’s picture.

For the first time, we leave the confines of Jeremy’s flat and go OUT AND ABOUT!Yes, this week’s sodcast is an Outside Broadcast as we travel back to London from a gig with Robin Ince in Berkhamsted and presumably irritate the living shit out of the rest of the passengers.It was actually only intended to be a mini-sodcast but, luckily, the train stopped just outside Euston and we all ended up missing our connections so as a result it’s one of our longest ever!So, if you love the idea of being stuck on a train with three noisy and increasingly incoherent bastards, then you, my friend, are in luck!

BONG! BONG! BONG! Yes, it’s sod o’clock.Well we’re back to our usual business after the weird perversion of being joined by Precious Little Cvnt Michael Legge last time. We cover a fair bit of ground but the most important news of all is that this week’s poll is a matter of life or death! Seriously! Listen to the sodcast before going to the poll but when you do, your vote is needed more than ever before.Also this week’s Event Horizon Crescent is as long as a piece of really long fucking string and is the subject of our secondary poll. SO GET VOTING! Your views have never been so interesting,

To celebrate and publicise our upcoming Los Quattros Cvnts shows at the Phoenix in London on 17th and 18th November, we are joined for a one off special sodcast by Michael Legge, star of the Precious Little podcast and 4th cvnt.As it’s not a proper sodcast, we don’t cover the comments or the poll, but we couldn’t pass up the chance to go through some hates with someone so filled with fury as Michael. So sit back, relax and let this particular bunch of cvnts fill your ears with their shit.

Well hello there, pull up a chair and settle your nerves cos the Trap have got a tale for you... and it’s called Sodcast 21!This blurb might sound a bit different to you this week, wanna know why? Well I’m telling you anyway: we’ve got a new microphone and it has certainly... well I’ll let you be the judge, go and vote in our poll. Yes that’s right, the poll is back! Not cos we wanted it back, oh no, we were glad to be shot of the fucking thing. No, it’s because YOU wanted it back, you lot, out there, whining and interfering. So, thanks for your comments and we hope you enjoy voting on our exciting double poll this week. After all, you INSISTED on it.Plus extra toxic episode of Event Horizon Crescent that literally has to be heard to be experienced. Yep, we’ve really packed it in this week! If only.