Matty Chymbor Podcast

LIZZO IS NAKED, IM HORNY, AND COFFEE IS GOOD. THE ALGORITHM IS AWFUL, AND I THINK ITS YOUR FAULT. LISTEN.

THE MOVIE AMBULANCE IS THE WORST MOVIE ON EARTH. THAT BEING SAID, I RANK CHIP FLAVORS AND TALK ABOUT IPAs. ENJOY

MATTY IS BACK BABY! LETS TALK ABOUT WILL SMITH LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. I ALSO RAMBLE ABOUT THE TITANIC SINKING, AND SOME BAD NETFLIX SHOWS (WORST ROOMMATE & BAD VEGAN). THANKS FOR LISTENING.

I barely know any new rappers these days. Im 34 and make reels. Wtf do I know? I do know I can't put my phone down, which caused me to have a pinched nerve. Listen and relate

We're all crazy when we're alone (some of us more than others). I like to be weird in the bathroom, and I research when we stopped pooping outside. Its not as bad as it sounds. Be sure to check me out on Youtube!

LISTEN TO MY PLAN TO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER. ITS NOT THE BEST BUT IT MAKES SENSE.

YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT NOISE IN APARTMENT BUILDINGS.

INVITE ME OUT, SO I CAN CANCEL ON YOU.

IM ABOUT TO BE ____ YEAR OLD. WHAT?! AND GUESS WHAT? IM AVERAGE AF (SO ARE YOU).

WHAT A SUNDAY. DODGING DISEASE LEFT AND RIGHT. LISTEN AND LEARN.

THIS CHICK GOT REJECTED BY A GUY, AND I CANT BELIEVE HIS EXCUSE. LISTEN TO UNCLE MATTY TALK ABOUT FUN STUFF. COME HANG OUT.

YOUR BOY IS WEARING A PINK (SALMON) SHIRT, AND PISSING OFF THE ALGORITHM. HAVE FUN!

THE AUDIO ISNT GREAT. MY APOLOGIES. THIS EP IS A VENTING SESH. ENJOY

I don't like live bands, but I was in band (briefly) in middle school. Also, my roommate in college would get drunk and we'd draw on him.

I SPIT, OLD GUYS ARE WEIRD WITH THEIR LAWNS, AND I WANT NEW CLOTHES. ALSO, MY NEIGHBOR IS HAMMERING THE WHOLE EPISODE AND I YELL AT THEM.

YOUR BOY TOOK A CHALUPA OFF THE DOME, AND DIDNT FLINCH. WHAT??! LISTEN, LIKE, SHARE, SH*T.

YOU'RE BOY IS SAVING BIG! SAVE THOSE CVS RECEIPTS (I DONT KNOW IF I SPELT THAT RIGHT, AND I DONT CARE). LISTEN AND LAUGH.

I THINK ABOUT PEOPLE IN THE 1700S HAVING SEX, AND IM FINE WITH THAT. BE YOURSELF!

YOUR BOY IS BACK AND IM READY TO SLAP SOME @$$. LISTEN FOR THE FUN, STAY FOR THEY WEIRD.

New episode while im in Connecticut for a couple weeks. Gender reveal parties suck, your kid probably isn't yours, and motivation. Hot topics for ya bishasss