Walk Out Boys Podcast

Sponsored by COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZ In this live episode the boys review the first half of The Boss Baby with the help of a fan's parents in the audience. There is also a public apology from one of the Walk Out Boys for betraying the trust of his fellow boy and his loyal fans (hint: it's not Nic). Plus extra special James Cromwell news! Trailer: Boners of The Heart

Sponsored by COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZ Dominic Toretto and the gang are back and more driving-cars-over-things-that-shouldn't-be-driven-over than ever! Nic and Joseph watch half of the 8th movie in the best movie franchise ever. But is it losing steam? Are there too many bald guys now? Should Dom just give up the life of an outlaw and focus on what really matters: raising an aging backwards child version of The Rock...all this and your most up to date James Cromwell news on this episode of Walk Out Boys. Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

The live action remake of Ghost In The Shell has got everyone talking, and one of the Walk Out Boys sleeping! In the future a robot with a person-brain and her friend 'microscope-eyes' are tasked with tracking down a robot with tattoos. At least that's what we think happened, one of us was asleep for a lot of it. Then later on there's some real ghosts and some exciting computer typing. Plus a demonic baby and the president of all animals: James Cromwell. Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

It's a tale as old as time: a prince is given a terrible curse along with his swan-loving staff, reading eight books somehow makes you a scholar, and being gay is a great punchline. You'd think it would be easy to make up the second half of a very faithful adaptation of an animated movie that Joseph and Nic have already seen. Somehow they still manage to get hung up on soup for the second week in a row. Featuring the worst song to ever appear in a Disney movie. Trailer: Boners of The Heart

POWER RANGERS SOUP: The Power Rangers are back on the big screen and we saw the first half! Did you know Nic was a Power Ranger? Don't worry he'll remind you constantly as the boys discuss rangers, sexism in archaeology, and Joseph's violent childhood tendencies. In the second half a blast from ranger past appears to join the new team as they face Rita Repulsa and her most dangerous monster yet...Sponsored by a baby named Maurice.

The boys saw half of Kong: Skull Island while on different islands. One of them liked it, the other did not, one of them thinks Kong should be a bit smaller, the other thinks Kong should be a lot smaller. But one thing Joseph and Nic can both agree on is that animals the size of buildings love receiving literary prizes and there definitely should have been more than one woman in this entire film. Sponsored by a baby called Maurice. Trailer: The Male Gayz

A special bonus episode of Walk Out Boys! We watched half of a short film starring none other than the pig-whisperer himself James Cromwell! This is a must for fans of the WOB extended universe as we meet James Cromwell's arch nemesis, and find out who was really responsible for Sully's plane crash...

Needing a break from American blockbusters, we took in half of the French biopic of Jacques Cousteau! A gorgeous looking film about a man who loves the sea more than he loves his sons or his wife. Nic and Joseph butcher the beautiful French language and the life of this venerated explorer, the podcast gains a young new sponsor, and please James Cromwell if you're out there let us know that you are alive! Trailer: Boners of The Heart

Our first live episode! Just when you thought it was safe to watch a video on your computer...Samara the piracy-hating ring ghost is back to put her whole ghost fist in your mouth and either kill you or get you into the shape of your life! Featuring cameos from all your walk out boys favourites, and of course...Alive And Cromwell. Trailer: The Male Gayz

In an ancient time (possibly the 1960s), a heroic traveller named Matt Damon joined a mysterious army to defend the Great Wall of China from an army of lizard-dogs. Will bungee cords, scissors, and magnets be enough to stop these bad, bad dogs? Or will Matt Damon need to find the courage to build some budget furniture out of arrows? What is the mysterious origin of these lizard-dogs? Is pasta more deadly than noodles? Have we seen the last of Captain Joe's Lawn Trimmings? What news does James Cromwell have for us? Does any of this show make sense any more?!

We saw half of the sequel to Fifty Shades Of Grey! No more rules, no more contracts! Many more haircuts, sex-balls, and scary ghost-girls popping in to interrupt all the steamy oral sex. Just what is going on with Christian's chest (aka the bit that would be the windows on Optimus prime)? What is his preferred method of travelling the globe? And what Walk Out Boys alumni lurk in his sordid past...All this and the horrific continuing saga of Captain Joe's Lawn Trimmings!

SPLIT: From the mind (and possibly dream-journal) of M. Night Shyamalan comes Split, a movie about a man with 25 distinct and dangerous personalities. There's the dangerous Dennis, the cold Patricia, and a cute kid called Hedwig. And that's just in the half that we actually saw. In the second half we reveal more of Kevin's hidden personalities, as well as having a guess at what the ultimate form of human evolution might look like (HINT: binoculars for eyes, cups for hands). Brought to you as always by Captain Joe's Lawn Trimmings.

SPONSORED BY CAPTAIN JOE'S LAWN CLIPPINGS Thirty or forty years on Vin Diesel returns as Xander Cage, the guy who everybody wants to have sex with SO BAD and never uses a skateboard on the correct surface. This time he's on a secret mission to...do...something...we can't really remember. But he drives a motorbike on the ocean and has a friend who's a DJ! Featuring some very exciting James Cromwell news and sponsored by Captain Joe's Lawn Trimmings.

We took half a ride aboard a sexy spaceship to a distant planet with Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence. But is this a sleeping beauty tale, a goldilocks tale, or something more sinister? The second half really kicks into gear with some cameos from old Walk Out Boy alumni as well as a horrific and possibly much deserved comeuppance for one of the passengers. Also James Cromwell followed Nic on Twitter! Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

Hello listener! We hope you've had a happy new year and are looking forward to bringing you more Walk Out Boys for 2017 but for right now, here's a sample of some of the other shows you may not have heard yet...

We saw the first half of animated animal X-Factor movie 'Sing!' about an Australian Koala with Matthew McConaughey's American voice who hosts a singing competition for some incredibly sad animals with nothing to lose. Just DO NOT mention the fact that they are animals!!! The second half delves deep into the true nature of the baffling world this movie has set up, as well as once again ending up in a courtroom full of animals. But don't mention the the fact that they are animals! #GetJamesCromwellVerified

Sponsored by FLICKS.CO.NZ We saw the first half of Star Wars spinoff/prequel Rogue One and let me tell you, it sure seemed like some good stuff was going to go down in the second half! Featuring another embarrassing attempt by Joseph to explain the Star Wars universe, more discussion on why old white CGI actors are getting all the roles, and a climactic finale involving a famous coffee chain and the return of an old Gungan friend! Trailer: Boners of The Heart

SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ Remember those little guys you put on the top of pencils? They're a movie now! A very fun movie about trolls with celebrity voices who just want to rave all night to the hottest mash ups! Their hair does lots of crazy stuff and that's just fine! Some goblins want to eat the trolls and possibly shove them elsewhere! Justin Timberlake has a huge gripe with the Mickey Mouse Club! And did you guess that this film ends with some very confusing time travel? All this and Alive And Cromwell on this week's trolltastic episode!Trailer: Boners of The Heart

SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ TOO BAD SANTA: It's the most wonderful, horrific, offensive, disgusting time of the year! We saw half of long awaited (?) sequel to Bad Santa, Bad Santa 2! Now with more uses of the N word, more relentless dwarf jokes, and more Kathy Bates taking a dump! And that's all before we start making stuff up...The second half features more discussion of Cameron Diaz in The Mask than you would expect from a movie she is not in, as well as a truly special end to Tim Allen's The Santa Claus franchise. We're truly sorry about this disgusting episode. Trailer: Boners of The Heart

SPONSORED BY FLICKS.CO.NZ The Harry Potter world is back! But did it ever leave or are all movies actually Harry Potter movies? This one stars Eddy Redmayne as a weird wizard in a brave new world of weird wizards proving possibly that wizard schools might not be producing the most well-rounded adults. The second half gets bogged down heavily in the baking of pastries and the cooking of pizza, and there are some hideous revelations about the true nature of these fantastic beasts and the supposed 'heroes' of the story. Trailer: Boners of The Heart