Bard Alcohol Content

Bunch and Loki just had their first fight, but they can't rest just yet!  Join us for the conclusion of our first arc!This week's cocktail is the Earl Gus Tea: an infused hot toddy! -2oz Earl Grey Infused Bourbon -1 Tablespoon Honey -.5oz Lemon Juice Heat some water in a kettle.  Put the ingredients in a mug, stir, and enjoy!  Great for a sore throat or after a battle in the woods.

Loki and Bunch, deep in the East Wood, have done what they do best: start a party!  But something sinister is happening, and Hark wants to check it out.  Find out what happens next!This episode's cocktail is The Blood of the Earth: a Gin Fizz with a twist! -2oz Gin -.5oz lemon juice -.5 rosemary simple syrup -soda water Build ingredients in rocks glass with ice, fill with soda water.  This drink uses rosemary simple syrup, but you can substitute with any flavored syrup, as long as you make it and as long as it's fresh!

The race is on!  Bunch and Loki enter the mystical East Wood with their new companions, but will it be an easy road to victory?  Of course not!  Find out why in this episode of Bard Alcohol Content! This episode's cocktail: The Cardini -2 oz Vodka -.25 oz Lime Juice, .25 oz Cranberry Juice -1 Can of Lychees (in syrup) Put ingredients (plus 1 lychee and 1.5oz of lychee juice) into cocktail shaker with ice.  Shake and pour into a martini glass (or whatever adventuring cup you may have). Drop whole lychee in for garnish.  Enjoy!

Things go from crazy to worse-crazy in our second episode of BAC!  Bunch goes for a piggyback ride. Loki learns to use sloth hands. They both make some new friends.   This episode's cocktail: the Dream-tini -2oz Gin or Vodka (any type, as long as it's expensive) -.5oz Elderflower -.5oz Dry Vermouth (optional) -Food-Grade Glitter (a little dab'll do ya) Put ingredients into cocktail shaker.  Shake well, pour into your tallest, most expensive crystal martini glass. lemon twist for garnish.

Welcome to the idyllic bayside town of Bellinghamlet!  Our heroes wake up in a strange place with no recollection of what happened the night before (so, the usual).  Join cousins Bunch (Melanie Strickland) and Loki (Grant Lemaitre) on a brand new alcohol-fueled adventure!