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John gets fully aroused. Austin lets it linger. Georgi really wants us to get an Adam & Eve sponsorship for free toys. And our guest Emma (23 yo straight cis-woman)lost a man to religion and wants her potential partners to have teeth. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Georgi has to pee mid episode. Austin has a secret crush on his Pokémon rival. Irregular rhythms disturb John. And our guest Alex (25 yo non-binary, queer polyamorous person, they/them)is recently separated, almost had their first date at an airshow, and roasts Austin really hard. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Come one, come all ;) 'Tis the season! We have a very special holiday episode for you featuring one of our favorite returning guests: Paul from episode 17. He talks to us about being a 3rd generation Santa, coming out by kissing underneath the mistletoe at a family holiday party, and how Home Alone 2 is better than the original. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Austin isn't a sad boi. Georgi may have a hernia. John awkwardly asks our guest what her type is. And our guest Katya (26 yo not-straight cis-woman, she/her) punched a Tinder date, doesn't like when people misunderstand LOTR, and sucks at eye-contact. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Hey everyone! We couldn't do an episode for Thanksgiving, but we wanted to say thanks. But, there are new episodes coming this week on the 13th and and next on the 20th.

Our third best of episode catalogs episodes 14-20. Nicole likes dumy thicc Juul rips. John wants to know people's fursonas. Mike hates Coach wallets. Georgi gives us some prerecorded reactions for us to use. Paul talks about his funniest 911 call. Tess helped a straight dude come to a realization. And more! (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Georgi's close friend makes a return. John is a model. Austin makes a poop joke. And our guest Zoe (straight 30 yo cis-woman, she/her/hers) is a single, sober, narcoleptic middle-school sex-ed teacher who talks about fishy smells, what constitutes a nice member and the most awkward consequence of a break-up. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Georgi has panic dreams when she shares a bed with someone. Austin talks about grundels. John hates a sound Austin made. Everyone hates TI. And our guest Nick (30 yo bisexual cis man)talks a non-monogamous marriage, getting his utter tugged and a truly amazing story at the end about a male stripper and his entire family. It's so good.(CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Austin talks about Venmo. Georgi gets attached. John has nothing going on. Apollo the dog makes a guest appearance. And our Guest Emily (cis pansexual woman in her thirties, she/her) talks about making whoopee with Hozier and how group sex with two dudes is different from two women . Emily's husband was the guest of the previous episode! (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Georgi is a liar. John had a dope Halloween party. Austin had sex in a jacuzzi a long time ago. And our guest Randy (41 yo heteroflexible cis-man) talks about having sex with his wife with other people, the legendary website meatspin and proposing on the night of the 2016 election.(CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

John likes Sharpies. Georgi wants to lick someone's thicc thighs. Austin mentions how he lost his virginity. And our guest Nick (30 yo straight cis man)talks about sex in God's house and a terrible date he went on recently. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Austin talks about making love to pizzas. John saw Joker in theaters and was scared. Georgi interrupts Austin. And our guest Mars (26 yo mostly straight cis woman) wants farm-raised intimacy and does not have porous boundaries. Check her out on Spotify at Ciderdown! (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Georgi wants to be high on methamphetamine and is embarrassed by rose quartz. Austin is like RAAAAAIIIIINNNN. John finds a partner for his movie & tv show podcast. And our guest John (32 yo straight cis man)hates first dates, didn't yank his chain for 5 years in his 20's and educates us on why you can't have sex with your cousins. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

We had a full episode, ready to go. However, after discussing it amongst the three of us, we decided against releasing it. Instead, here is a clip of John doing an impression. ENJOY! And we'll be back to our regularly scheduled content next week :D

Georgi gets nervous (and makes a surprise announcement during the Patreon break!). John does misogyny. Austin saw a movie. And our guest Chris (24 straight cis man) talks about boob kisses, his first crush and how awkward his first was.(CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Georgi loves negging. John needs a pedicure. Austin needs to book tickets. And our guest Andrew (20-yo gay cis man) talks his virginity to a porn star, going to a co-ed boarding school and more! (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Georgi talks about her big lady lumps. John talks about D&D. Austin mentions Dominos twice. And our guest Antonia (28 yo straight, latinx cis woman) talks about cookies, how race plays into dating men and awkward biting. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

John doesn't know how phones work. Austin talks about the hit PBS show Dragon Tales. Georgi is having a dry spell. And our guest Carolyn (26yo, nonbinary queerdo) is, in their own words, a terrible, nonbinary butch. They perform on ImprovBoston's Harold Night with the team Mesa as well as in two indie projects, Wham Bam, Thank You Fam and NonBAEnary. Carolyn also sporadically does standup! (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Austin poops his pants. John is extremely uncomfortable. Georgi believes he placenta belongs to the mother. And our guest Sticks (22 yo straight man, @sticksy617) talks about his internet fame from TikTok, how much he loves salmon and managing DMs. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

SPECIAL EPISODE: Our guest is one of the hosts of "Hooked On Weird Stuff" a new podcast where a youthful legal mind enlightens an old grizzled ex-con about weird stuff. John doesn't wear a shirt the entire episode. Georgi will send you feet pics. Austin calls out John's stupid idea. And our guest Kevin (35 yo straight cis-man) (or is he 29, or 44...) is a married dude who talks about sex at an Autozone and his "friend" train brain Craig. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)