More news than you can shake a stick at! Well, maybe a stick. Topics today include: - New segment! "How Out Of Touch Are We?" You can win a free copy of the new book "Mommy Doesn't Drink Here Anymore" by Rachael Brownell. Here's how it works: I'll read a list of people who were on the red carpet at the Teen Choice Awards and see if you know who they are. (Most of them are people I hadn't heard of.) - the bizarre controversy over the breastfeeding doll. - our weekly segment "What Are Crazy People Saying About Obama?", leading with Sarah Palin's "Obama Death Panel" comment. - my review of the Broadway musical "Hair." Plus your calls!