Don't Do It Yourself

How do you stop a burglary? By robbing them instead. Then becoming burgle bandit named Rob Robertson. If snakes were fireproof, could you launch them at houses to put out fires? Will you get a free pass to heaven if someone who got Raptured ate your finger? Could God be considered the ultimate landlord? We cover it all in this short but sweet one. Our big 7-0!   DDIY: How to Deal with a Burglar Breaking Into Your House   DSIY: Doggy-style Cosmo   DVIY: Left Behind With Nic Cage