Don't Do It Yourself

Analyzing your dreams. Enjoying shows you don't enjoy. Porn titles from famous dead authors and the legislative process. Conspiracy theories about Tipper Gore being bovine. Filling a teddy bear with "all the hair that is left over after sex". We really hit all the cultural touch points this week. All the hot button-eyed issues.  Wikihows: How to Predict the Future By Analyzing your Dreams, How to Appreciate Cougartown   Cosmo: 7 Valentine's Day Sex Positions That Will Give You A Love Boner (their words, not ours)