Don't Do It Yourself

Hope you all had a great holiday break. We sure as hell did. Note: I accidentally chopped off part of the intro, which explains why we bring up Gandalf's horse Shadowfax as some kind of horse/fax machine crossbreed a few times without explanation.   Topics: Brody the terrible window cleaner, Forever Skyborn, Sky Shark, No Rent in the Sky, Uncle Bestuncle, Dacquoise, Sleepy Jeeber, Coldplay and the Watersports Community, Oil Check, Nelly First Dates, The Flat Tire, Claysmo from the year 3069.     Wikihows: How to Persuade A Friend to Stop Bungee Jumping, How to Escape From a Drunken Date.   Cosmo: Car Sex Tips