Don't Do It Yourself

Just what is "Trashcore?" How do I spice up kissing? How do I annoy the shit of my girlfriend? Have those questions really been bothering you? Well don't you worry, because we got you covered. By the end of this you'll have your clothes roulette list all typed up, you'll be itching for a second Alien-style mouth made for smooching, and you'll be checking everyone's genital heat. When the cops ask, don't tell them you got that last one from us. Please.