Today we are joined by guest Ben Thompson of Badassoftheweek.com as we tackle the most badass of Wikihows. Mike gets disappointed when he finds out what sabering is so we try to come up with other ways to combine swords and champagne. Then we discuss how to escape an old style POW camp in case you find yourself caught by rogue reenactors and the result is the worst thing you could possibly imagine. On top of that we figure out how to win a losing battle, battle a giant crab-handed monster in our movie game, and answer a few questions from Twitter, the results of which involve Buzz Aldrin, having your children raised by wolves, and Scottish anatomy. Strap in, and Don’t Do It Yourself.