Meat Mutant



Two ex Micks from opposite sides of the world discuss issues related to religion from an atheist perspective, with a huge dose of intellectual curiosity and a very questionable sense of humour.


  • Katitenisha’s Choice

    Katitenisha’s Choice

    19/11/2016 Duración: 01h43s

    A mother that has lost faith in the Catholic Church faces a dilemma: continue a life without religion and send her young daughter to an inferior school, or have her daughter baptized so that she can attend a Catholic school with a better educational record. Joemma interview Katitenisha about this part of her life, and discuss […]

  • Piss and Shit

    Piss and Shit

    06/11/2016 Duración: 01h06min

    Joe wrote this episode. It’s a pisser, no bullshit.

  • Meat and Religion

    Meat and Religion

    16/08/2016 Duración: 01h07min

    A very special episode in which Joemma MEET for the second time ever to discuss MEAT and religion. Sink your teeth into this juicy episode (but only under very strict conditions, and with a truckload of guilt). Herewith we METE out this episode. Cheers.

  • Near Eastern Naughties Part 1

    Near Eastern Naughties Part 1

    06/07/2016 Duración: 01h04min

    Joemma and Help Meat Dave discuss some of the more ‘interesting’ myths and poetry of the pre Christian Near East. People with 3 different accents trying to fluently converse about identities such as Ninḫursaĝa and Ningiriutud and their risque tales – what could go wrong? Welcome to a complete Mesopotamia. Welcome, you are. You are welcome.

  • The Hierarchy of Angels

    The Hierarchy of Angels

    14/02/2016 Duración: 01h35min

    One day, Joe wondered what was up with all the different kinds of angels – especially the little chubby naked baby ones. So, Emma researched how The Angels roll. The result is this episode on The Hierarchy of Angels/Aliens (just ask Ezekiel).

  • A Veary Beary Xmas

    A Veary Beary Xmas

    09/01/2016 Duración: 01h26min

    Compliments of the season to all. As our gift to you, we have a Christmas episode in which we take the piss out of Bear Grylls. Not hard to do, seeing he does it to himself all the time. Urine for a meaty, protein filled treat.

  • The Philippines: Part 2

    The Philippines: Part 2

    26/06/2015 Duración: 51min

    We continue to enjoy the folklore of The Philippines with Help Meat Ivan, and Not So Help, Not So Meat, “Steve”. Hilarity (in the context of utmost culturally sensitivity) ensues. Again.

  • The Philippines Part 1

    The Philippines Part 1

    11/06/2015 Duración: 01h07min

    Joemma continue their exploration of Oceania. To celebrate Independence Day in The Philippines (June 12th), we drill into the mythology and folklore of The Philippines with a native of The Archipelago. We bet you can’t wait to get your filthy imperialist hands on this one. You will be high FIvan us when you finish listening. […]

  • Judaserial


    25/03/2015 Duración: 52min

    In April 33 CE, a man named Jesus, The King of The Jews, was arrested. One of his disciples, Judas, was accused of betraying him. The case against him was largely based on stories written many, many years after this actual event supposedly took place. But Judas maintains that there is a lot more to this […]

  • Valentine’s Day JISMANIA

    Valentine’s Day JISMANIA

    17/02/2015 Duración: 01h16min

    In honour of St Cupid dying a horrible, torturous death, we bring you over an hour’s worth of JIS and grotesque love worms. Enjoy the six six sixiness, Mutant Meat lovers.

  • The Months of The Year: Merry Christmess

    The Months of The Year: Merry Christmess

    23/12/2014 Duración: 01h16min

    Amongst discussions about a cure for hiccoughs, Meat Mutant porn, Pokemon, environmentally friendly cleaning products, squeaky toys, Elton John, JIS, balaclavas and scorched knees…….we mention some information about the months of the year. Happy Holidays mutants – may your turkeys be four legged, and your hams bigger than Ken Ham. We will be back in […]

  • Dr Brain Dead

    Dr Brain Dead

    01/12/2014 Duración: 01h24min

    Firstly, a JIS from Pastor Ironside. The, sit back and enjoy the rich, interleaving, ultra-real multi-sensory experience as Joemma and Tort discuss Dr. Eben Alexander’s trip to heaven and back. This episode is “sacred acoustics” at their finest. Link to chart:

  • The Twelve Apostles

    The Twelve Apostles

    11/09/2014 Duración: 01h09min

    Joe and Emma. In the same room, at the same time. Hope you enjoy it as much as we did.

  • Oceania Vol. 1

    Oceania Vol. 1

    28/05/2014 Duración: 01h11min

    Joemma go down south to explore the myths, religious beliefs and folklore of some of the people of Oceania. We visit some of the smaller and more exotic islands such as Palau, Vanuatu, Rapa Nui, and of course, D.J.S.’s recent homeland, Guam. Tales of lewd tentacles, rockin’ men, coconut radios and salty grunt men await y’all. 

  • Mormon X Files with Mysterious Ex-Mormon “X”

    Mormon X Files with Mysterious Ex-Mormon “X”


    Joemma interview a very recently deconverted ex-Mormon, and, well, what ensues makes Emma lose her shit – more than once.

  • Evidence 4 Enchiladas with Hotttpocket

    Evidence 4 Enchiladas with Hotttpocket

    17/02/2014 Duración: 01h40min

    The most tasty of help meats, Hotttpocket, joins Joemma for our final (fingers crossed) analysis of another face palm Evidence 4 Faith episode. A couple of uninvited guests drop in, exponentially magnifying the hilarity that ensues. With more JIS and sinful tangents than you can poke a stick at, this is an episode to remember.

  • Crazy Saints

    Crazy Saints

    29/01/2014 Duración: 53min

    Joemma go crazy talking about crazy (or possibly just “eccentric”) saints. More weird and wonderful Christian history that’s more “holy moly” than holy.

  • Meatstravaganza 2013 Suckfuckaduckworth Oh Come on You Arsehole (Spreading The Good News)

    Meatstravaganza 2013 Suckfuckaduckworth Oh Come on You Arsehole (Spreading The Good News)

    23/12/2013 Duración: 58min

    Ho Ho Hoes Happy Holidays from Joemma and Meat Mutant! Here is our Xmas Meatstravaganza for 2013. This podcast will be like no other you have heard from us before, but will still bring a smile to your face. A meat covered smile, of course. Enjoy and we will be back in 2014.

  • JIZZ!


    24/11/2013 Duración: 01h04min

    FINALLY – the most mature podcast in the universe has found an excuse to devote a whole episode to “jizz”. As you will hear, this episode is all really all about birds. Listen to discover all about birds’ jizz and it’s role in in faith, folklore and mythology.

  • Japanese Folklore 2

    Japanese Folklore 2

    24/11/2013 Duración: 38min

    Now that Joe is living in Japan, we felt it would behoove us to revisit some Japanese folklore. One can never have enough of cute animals with giant testicles, vengeful crabs, boys born from Freudian peaches, 10th century science fiction, less than ideal wives, painfully bad voice acting and the ukulele – can one?

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