World's A Mess

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Sinopsis

Every week or so, Alex Smith and James Kislingbury wade through the cesspool is that is the modern news cycle to find you chunks of solid gold-- Meaning mostly stories about crows and drunken brawls at fast food joints.

Episodios

  • #145 We Bought a Track Suit

    #145 We Bought a Track Suit

    30/05/2020 Duración: 37min

    EPISODE #145-- Well, hey, how about some news? Anyways, today we take on doctors being defenestrated in Russia, Jim Bakker's apocalyptic scam town, Brian May's blown out buttocks, and Wales' #1 drunk dude. All this and more. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the CNN, Daily Basis, LA Times, and Grimsby Telegraph. #Russia #CoronaVirus #Queen #Butts #scammers #drinkin'

  • #144 Weekend at Buson

    #144 Weekend at Buson

    19/05/2020 Duración: 55min

    EPISODE #144-- Today we talk about the possible whereabouts of Kim Jon Un (again), a person who is making bells off of perverts in Animal Crossing, a fraternity's failed invasion of Venezuela, and the precautions weirdos are taking to protect our sasquatches. All this and more dumb old sitcom talk! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the NY Post, NY Magazine, Pink News, Guardian, Bellingcat, and Vice. #venezuela #switch #animalcrossing #DSPlay #PayPigs #NorthKorea #Roar

  • #143 Bleach City, USA

    #143 Bleach City, USA

    01/05/2020 Duración: 38min

    #143-- What's this? NEWS? That's right. Today we follow-up on the sundry of reasons that Elon Musk sucks and is the worst, a man lockdown with ghosts in California, and Trump, the scammer president, getting scammed by grifting church weirdos. Plus we talk Die Antwoord's philanthropy, old sitcoms, theme parks, and other things! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the Guardian, The Hill, and the NY Post.

  • #142 The Third Safdie Brother

    #142 The Third Safdie Brother

    25/04/2020 Duración: 59min

    EPISODE #142-- Prep your butts for a roller coaster of news! We're talking drug busts in Florida, Kim Jong Un's medical woes, a return of the barbaric body brokers, and dirt bikers V. COVID-19. Plus we talk terrible old sitcoms, body horror, Fight Island, and our ongoing struggles with Fagins and Fagin-adjacent malarkey. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at WPTV5, CNN, High Country News, and the OC Register.

  • #141 Florida in the Age of Coronavirus

    #141 Florida in the Age of Coronavirus

    18/04/2020 Duración: 51min

    EPISODE #141-- We're back! Today we tackle a typical trove of topics, starting with the question "Florida: Why?" We tackle the case of an Italian-hating rapscallion, a far right psychopath dummy trying to foment a race war, and Dana White's attempt to become that one-handed guy from Enter the Dragon. Stay safe out there! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at NBC News, MSN, and NY 101.5.

  • #140 Social Distancing Special

    #140 Social Distancing Special

    04/04/2020 Duración: 01h05s

    EPISODE #140-- After a quarantine-induced delay, we're back-- remotely! This time with Good Witchs, Bad B*itches' own Deanna Greif. We catch up with what's been going on and talk about a murderous choo-choo man, the feckless Elon Musk, and a few other dumb things in the world! Stay safe out there! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at ABC7 and the Financial Times.

  • #139 Small Hadron Collider

    #139 Small Hadron Collider

    06/03/2020 Duración: 53min

    EPISODE #139-- Hey, we're not actually back, but here's the last of our back stock! Sorry! We need to our act together! Anyways on this episode we talk a kid who messed up a Denny's with punk rock, how drone-using gangsters are wreaking havoc with GPS, a terrible monkey island in Florida, and an Australian dog who is doing his best to help with the wild fires! Plus we talk about our hit new TV show coming to CBS All Access or whatever it's called! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at Stereogum, South China Morning Post, Guardian, and LVN. Please support real journalism. #Florida #GPS #Cyberpunk #China #Pigs #PunkRock #LongBeach #Music #CBS #GoldenGlobe #Australia #Fire

  • #138 Slav Pot and Squat

    #138 Slav Pot and Squat

    31/01/2020 Duración: 40min

    EPISODE #138-- Again: We're back! Today on the news we got a man who got eaten by a gator, the case of the Crimean commode caper, and the biggest Bostonian heist since Affleck won that Oscar for some reason. All this and more Hugh Dancy talk. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at NBC News, War is Boring, and Boston Marathon. Please support real journalism. #Florida #Russia #Crimea #Ukraine #News! #Boston #Heist #Seafood #BiNewEnglandPride #BidetCurious

  • #137 Return of the Wack

    #137 Return of the Wack

    06/01/2020 Duración: 48min

    EPISODE #137-- After an uneventful couple of months Alex is back and READY TO NEWS. Today we talk a gregarious bank robber, a bunch of large adult Amish sons, and what a preacher thinks he can get with an Arby's gift card (LOL). Plus we talk about the stress of the holidays, massacres, conspiracy theories, and the disposal of bodies. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at Daily Mail, New Now Next, Kirksville Daily Express, Colorado 11, an Independent. Please support real journalism. #drinking #crime #Amish #TheWitness #Bodies #Arbys #Grinder #XMas #Christmas #CrimeNews #Heist

  • #136 Trust No Muppet

    #136 Trust No Muppet

    18/11/2019 Duración: 01h41s

    EPISODE #136-- Hey, we're back! Kind of! For now! The watch word for today's episode is "Crime!" We talk Hitler's last living relative being a pervert, a GOLD GUNDAM in China, a grabby Elmo goes to jail, the last moments of Jamal Khashoggi, and the legend of Grandpa Catburglar. All this and some more dumb stuff on today's World's a Mess. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at Mirro UK, Comic Book dot com, Gothamist, LA Times, ABC News, and CNN. Please support real journalism. #BloodSport #Gundam #AnimeCrime #HitlerCrime #Germany #SaudiArabia #OilMoney #Muppets #NYC #Crime #TroopsInBlue #PresidentGrandpa #AppaSadnessScale #Thief

  • #135 Mad and Horny: The Jimmy K Story

    #135 Mad and Horny: The Jimmy K Story

    22/10/2019 Duración: 58min

    EPISODE #135-- A certain somebody is out of town, so that means we're back to dripping out episodes one at a time! But we're back with a banger of an episode. Today on World's a Mess we talk about a poacher getting got by lions, day drunk raccoons, the marsupials that are dying to mate, and NY's new rat "plan." All this and more! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at Live Science, Guardian, and Newsweek. Please support real journalism. #NewYorkNews #FriendoNews #Australia #AnimalNews #AllAnimalSpecial #Raccoons #Drinking #Drunks #FancyRat

  • #134 Alex Smith  The Infected Heads

    #134 Alex Smith & The Infected Heads

    27/09/2019 Duración: 50min
  • #133 Not Enough Zog

    #133 Not Enough 'Zog

    12/09/2019 Duración: 37min

    EPISODE #133-- Today the newsboys rap about Blink 182's search for extraterrestrial life, a missing man found in a freezer, and the mysterious case of Turkmenistan's president. Plus we talk a bunch about Werner Herzog. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the Popular Mechanic, The Takeout, and ABC News (the Australian one). Please support real journalism. #Freezergeezer #Turkmenistan #TheStans #PresidentCoolGuy #Herzog #WorkRelations #Blink182 #TomDeLonge #Aliens #UFOs #Extraterrestrials #AliensAntfarms

  • #132 Giant Penguins and You!

    #132 Giant Penguins and You!

    28/08/2019 Duración: 39min

    EPISODE #132-- World's a Mess returns to the newslines with stories about our dumb, dumb, dumb president, giant dead penguins, a man who has a problem with Jags, and our dumb, dumb, dumb president's desire to nuke the weather. All this and more on today's episode! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Thanks to our sources at the Guardian, Axios, BBC, CNN, and The Takeout. Please support real journalism. #CarNews #AutomotiveNEws #Trumpistan #USANews #DumbNews #Denmark #NukeTheWhales #GottaNukeSomething #SimpsonsReference #SupermarketSweeps #Penguins #Friendos #BirdNews

  • #131 Poetry Boy Summer

    #131 Poetry Boy Summer

    11/08/2019 Duración: 44min

    EPISODE #131-- We're back from our 1980's sabbatical in Italy to talk the news! Today we got some Nintendo-shaped drugs in Japan, a geezer in the freezer, scooters in the Willemette, and more iguana terror in Florida! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Thanks to our sources at the Kotaku, Evening Telegraph, Autoblog, and CBS News. Please support real journalism! #Florida #Fauna #Flora #Japan #WarOnDrugs #Scooters #Portland #Oregon #Meth #Gators #Mudlarking #Scotland #PharosOfChaos

  • #130 Ernst Stavro Goofeld

    #130 Ernst Stavro Goofeld

    30/07/2019 Duración: 01h09min

    EPISODE #130-- One today's news we talk about the death of an explosives enthusiast, Duncan Hunter (the Vaping Congressman) is an avowed war criminal, a man having a sweet summertime snack, failing to Dukes of Hazard a draw bridge, Steve Bannon being a creepy fascist weirdo in Italy, the case of Stun Gun v. McDonald's employee, a bad real estate purchase, and the arrest of the biggest drug dealer of all time. OUR BIGGEST EPISODE YET! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Thanks to our sources at the City Pages, CNN, KMOX, NBC News, Vox, WSOCTV, Daily Mail, and the Cincinnati Inquirer. Please support real journalism! #WaronDrugs #SanDiego #WarOnTerror #Accidents #Florida #FastFood #Trumpistan #Meathooks #RestaurantTalk #TipYou

  • #129 President Grandpa Chronicles

    #129 President Grandpa Chronicles

    02/07/2019 Duración: 44min

    EPISODE #129-- World's a Mess is back with some new equipment! Alex calls in to talk about all of the latest, important news: Grand theft tank, ancient wolf heads, and President Duterte, one of the dumbest of all grandpas, shoots his mouth off again! All this and more on today's World's a Mess! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Thanks to our sources at the Associated Press, RT, CBS News, Siberian Times, Newsweek, and Rappler. Please support real journalism! #BenShapiroStillSucks #Russia #Siberia #Wolves #AnimalNew #Tank #Poland #WarOnDrugs #Phillipines #AsiaNews #RussiaNews #Metal

  • #128 The Leather Daddy Memorandum with Deanna Greif

    #128 The Leather Daddy Memorandum with Deanna Greif

    19/06/2019 Duración: 54min

    EPISODE #128-- After a long enough hiatus, we are back, once again with Deanna Greif (@deannaelise) of Good Witches, Bad B*itches (a podcast you can listen to!). Today we talk marmots causing plague, the case of Parents V. P*rno, Russian military whales, and a whole bunch of other BS. Also Alex is a serial killer! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Thanks to our sources at the Agence-France Presse, Guardian, BBC, AP, and CBS News. Please support real journalism!  #BenShapiroSucks #Indiana #HotelTowel #RankingOfFriendos #Rabid #GuestEpisode #MarmotNews

  • #127 Piranha Dentata with Deanna Greif

    #127 Piranha Dentata with Deanna Greif

    30/05/2019 Duración: 52min

    EPISODE #127-- We are joined today with Good Witches, Bad B*tches' (@gwbbPodcast) own Deanna Greif (@deannaelise) She helps us make sense of a piranha buffet, a man to whom freedom of speech means using your tongue in a different way, a dumb baby getting chicken pox for being an idiot, a hobo with a skull, and a pervert trapped in a hole. All this and more on today's World's a Mess. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Thanks to our sources at the Huffington Post UK, LA Mag, Smoking Gun, and BBC. Please support real journalism! #Mexico #Florida #WarOnHoles #AntiVaxxers #Idiots #Imbeciles #1stAmendment #America #Food

  • #126 Burnt-Out on Toad with Marcus Slater

    #126 Burnt-Out on Toad with Marcus Slater

    05/05/2019 Duración: 54min

    EPISODE #126-- We're back with a long-overdue guest episode! Marcus Slater (@noACSlater) is back to talk with James about how the border wall is funding local industry, Florida's poisonous toad town, a billionaire diamond merchant having an ironic end, and why you shouldn't spike peoples' drinks for goofs. All this and more on today's World's a Mess! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Thanks to our sources at the Guardian, Washington Post, Daily Mail, NY Post, and The Leader. Please support real journalism! Link to Sources: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bvplQz9WWYgYFtThe1YenyHXGJf9-qciCP5Y-pIsYcw/edit#gid=0 #FloridaMan #FloridaNews #Animals #Toads #Frogs #EconomicJustice #Acid #WaronDrugs #WarOnNegativeVibes #Tr

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