Unimaginary Friendcast

We knew you couldn’t live without our assessment of the Best & Worst of 2023, and our Predictions and Resolutions for 2024, so here they are! We also reviewed our Predictions and Resolutions from last year. How did we do? #youbethejudge Other Topics Include: TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, & TRUMP, scientific breakthroughs, cloned meats, nuclear fusion, the climate crisis, abortion, Israel, Palestine, Biden, the erection, Russia, the economy, Republicans, Democrats, #Barbieheimer, Tom Cruise, Greta Gerwig, Oppenheimer, cinema, motherhood, the destruction of the human race, that fucking Marianne Williamson, and Lesbianality, but NOTHING about the dysfunctional British Royal Family. #grifters So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook  

David Monster knew the Convicted Rapist, his Victims, his Supporters, AND how Scientology created a Haven for Predators. It’s not a pleasant journey, but it’s an important trip to take if you want to understand how anything like this can happen and be supported for so long, in this day and age. Other Topics Include: Donald Trump, MAGA, Taylor Swift, Tom Cruise, Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis, Leah Remini, Mike Rinder, Aaron Smith-Levin, Growing Up In Scientology, Tony Ortega, The Church of Scientology, Halloween, Jane Doe, L Ron Hubbard, and Lesbians, but nothing about how the U.S. has become a Christian State. #amen So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook  

What the hell is it doing up there? Sit down, cause you’re gonna be shocked! Do you know what the Maunder Minimum is? Nuclear Fusion? How stars are like Time Machines? Well, we do. Shut up and let us tell you! Other topics include: KARENs, A Bitch in the Crosswalk, Stars, Free Park Pizza, Rare Bird Show, Improv Reunion, Pramila Jayapal, Israel, Palestine, Politics, Earth, the Sugar Revolution, the Golden Age of Piracy, hurricanes, the Galactic Center, and Lesbians, but nothing about Indictments. #yourewelcome So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook

One of the hosts was personally involved in the whole Danny Masterson, Convicted Rapist, situation, but had no idea! Sure, they personally knew Danny and two of his victims, but it didn’t end there! We also report on the actual Conviction and the group of Scientologists who allegedly abandoned the victims and rallied to support Danny Masterson. Is one Juliette Lewis? Other Topics Include: Danny Masterson, Juliette Lewis, Lisa Marie Presley, Leah Remini, Yashar Ali, Jason Lee, Michael Jackson, Nicholas Cage, Leonardo DiCaprio, David Miscavige, Scientology, L Ron Hubbard, the MAGA Bubble, South Dakota, Mt. Rushmore, the Canadian Smoke Storm, Philadelphia, the I-95, Donald Trump, Fox News, Tucker Carlson, and Lesbians, but nothing about indictments outside of Scientology. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcas

One of the hosts just had a baby! Nathan, Erin, and David piece together the clues as to which one of them recently popped out a baby. That person then recounts the birth, which was described by the new mother as “the Dark Night of My Soul”.  People think we just screw around when we're not recording our Podcast, but sometimes life happens, Bitch.  Other Topics Include: Mt. Rushmore, South Dakota, Natural Childbirth, Lamaze, Drug-free, doulas, Birth Centers, Hospitals, Afterbirth, Placenta, Blood, Ooze, Goop, Poop, and Lesbians, but nothing about Secret Documents. Who even uses paper anymore. Gross. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook  

Most Amazing Person. Who is the Most Amazing Person you’ve ever met, and the one you want to meet? We reveal ours, and except for one, they’re a total surprise to everyone. Who are yours? Would they make your friends gasp? Other Topics Include: Jim Carrey,  Jordan Peterson, Amy Sedaris, Dawn French & Jennifer Saunders, Kathy Burke, Alice Bag, Lisa Marie Presley, Debbie Harry, Orcas Island Pottery, Erin’s Pregnancy Night Out, Bars, Food, Midnight, Matthew McConaughey, Crime in the Supermarket, the Satanic Temple, Satan Club, Self-Help books, and Lesbians, but nothing about Drag and the noble war the GOP has declared on lace-fronts and glitter. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook  

Where would you eat if money were no object. Join our fantasy tour of the places we would go, and lemme tell you, we were in awe the whole time, and our mouths were drooling! Other Topics Include: Oprah Winfrey, Megan McMarkle & Prince Harry, Free Bird Café, Poo Café Beijing, Labassin Waterfall café, Ithaa Underwater Restaurant Maldives, Renato Viola Pizza Master Chef, Lava Café, HR Giger Museum Bar, Les Grand Buffet, Ristorante Grotta Palazzzese, Italy, Selfridges Food Halls Confectioners, and Lesbians, but nothing about the poor, sad, insane members of Congress. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook  

How do you react in complicated situations? What decisions do you make under duress, and why do your answers make you a complete psychopath? We take you through engrossing queries then answer them ourselves. Play along, it’s a hoot, but you’ll have to figure out why you’re insane on your own time. #youcanleadahorse Other topics include: Velour’s glorious obsession with Cake, Erin’s uterus, Nathan deep cleans the bathroom, the most profound discovery in human history is lost forever in the mists of time, Lesbians, filmmaking, and infidelity, but nothing whatsoever about how Donald Trump won’t be indicted yet again for more criminal activity. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook  

WALT DISNEY is a PIECE of SHIT? Was he really Antisemitic? A misogynist? Racist? Has his head been thawed out from its cryogenic state? We answer all these questions and reveal a few more of his controversies and conspiracies in our attempt to figure out whether he was pure trash, or actually THE Shit. #itsasmallworldbitch Other topics include: Velour Von Edmondson’s obsession with Chocolate Cake, Philadelphia Eagles Superbowl losers, Tom Cruise, Nathan’s Happy Birthday, Avatar 2, Leni Riefenstahl, Adolph Hitler, Song of the South, Three Little Pigs, Sleeping Beauty, Halle Bailey, Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Kristallnacht, Maleficent, Bambi, Disneyland, Walt Disney World, Jews, Black People, Dumbo, Donald Trump, Putin, Fox News, Rupert Murdoch, Fox News, Ukraine, Dominion, and Lesbians, but nothing about Pete Davidson and the 6th Spice Girl. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin

Is he a Piece of Shit? This was a tough one. We didn’t come to a conclusive decision. Even his biggest proponent had to admit they had conflicting feelings, after singing his praises for a solid hour. Does being a Cult member justify the means? Or, do the ends always lead to brainwashing? Please listen and let us know what you think. It would really help us out, like for real. #scientologyisabiscuit Other Topics include: The fucking Bahamas, The Eagles, The Chiefs, The Superbowl, Philadelphia, Shirley Feeney, Cindy Williams, Laverne and Shirley, misogyny, David Miscavige, Scientology, Dianetics, Mike Rinder, Leah Remini, Marty Rathbun, sociopath, narcissist, Katie Holmes, Mimi Rodgers, Nicole Kidman, John Travolta, Suri, Top Gun Maverick, The Last Samurai, Magnolia, Tropic Thunder, ya’ mama, and Lesbians, but nothing about the classified documents found in Hillary Clinton’s sniz. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is h

Is Oprah THE Shit? After scouring through all the good and bad things she’s ever done, we make our decision. We thought this was a slam dunk, but the subject turned out to be more controversial than we thought, in ways we never expected. Boy, did we get a smackdown from a listener, live on the air! Other topics include: Rocky and Sylvester Stallone, Peter Zeihan, Prince Harry & Meghan McMarkle, Philadelphia, Boxing, Donald Trump, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Jenny McCarthy, Vaccines, Anti-vaxers, Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, Covid, and Lesbians, but nothing about the fucking debt limit! So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook

“Piece of Shit” or “THE Shit”? Over the last 8 years we have been working with a team of Scientists, Neuro Physicists, Behavioral Specialists, and Lesbians to develop an evidence-based template for measuring the worth of a Human Being. In this episode, we quickly run through ALL of Mr. Musk’s data to come up with a definitive and unanimous answer. You may, or may not, be surprised. #loveyameanit Other topics include: Nathan’s Finances, Erin’s belly, the Bahamas, Velour Von Edmondson, Lisa Marie Presley, Leah Remini, Priscilla Presley, Martin Luther King, MLK, Kathy Griffin, Gandhi, Tesla, SpaceX, PayPal, Twitter, Solar City, Neuralink, The Boring Company, Donald Trump, Ukraine, Mars, AI, Vivian Jenna Wilson, Jeff Bezos, Bill & Melinda Gates, and Lesbians, but nothing about Covid. Not one word. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https:/

We run through our Resolutions & Predictions from last year to see how we did, and were surprised to learn that we weren’t completely wrong. Then, we did it all over again, and cast our divinations and intended improvements for 2023. #YouHaveToBelieveWeAreMagic Other Topics include: Erin’s PG – pass it on, January 6th & the Insurrection, Trump, Madonna, and Tom Cruise, Melania, Russia, Putin, China, Covid & Corona, Nathan’s gorgeous hair, James Webb Telescope, LAX & the 405, Traffic, Anxiety, pregnancy, paternity leave, and Lesbians, but nothing about Howard Stern. Whatever happened to him? So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook

Little Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr leads us through the good and the bad, the wondrous and tragic of the previous year. Some are surprising, some are exciting, and yes, some made us cry. #YoureWelcome #SorryBoutIt Other Topics Include: Game of Thrones, House of the Dragon, Fantasy Football, Philly style Pretzels, the Survivors of Sandy Hook, the James Webb Space Telescope, Perseverance Mars Rover, Spanish Shipwreck, Zombie Pigs, Tonga Volcano, Python eating Bobcat, Florida Everglades, Antarctica’s Ice Shelves, giant stingray, Dino Killing Asteroid, Microplastics, dreaming spiders, Mbiresaurus raathi, human microbiome, silphion, and lots and lots about Lesbians, but nothing about that long-forgotten ancient American threat, Donald Dump Truck. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook

Would you take a risk and have an exciting life, or remain the scared little Bitch you’ve always been? We whip out some unbelievably entertaining questions that make you think, laugh, and renew your zest for life. Some listeners even join in with adorable answers and some pithy questions of their own. #yourewelcome Other topics include: Thanksgiving, Spotify & Nathan’s year in review, Know-it-alls, huggers & handshakers, Alleged Rapist Danny Masterson, Scientology, Colorado Gay Bar Hero, Susan, Sharon, Velour, & Craig, pizza, So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook

Nathan is our guide through the Mid-Term Erections. He lets us in on who did what and what it means. Surprisingly informative. Of course, one of the other hosts made obnoxious comments on every single candidate and proposition. BUT, don’t forget: the Unimaginary Friend Cast is your ultimate destination for all news, opinions, and erections. Full. Stop. Other topics include: Erin’s Christmas partnership with Santa Claus, Gus Harper – vindictive fine artist, DavidMonster.com’s Oscar-worthy reels, Trump, Elon Musk, Twitter, Mitch McConnell, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Bill Maher, Herschel Walker, Rapheal Warnock, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and how fucking stupid the people of Georgia are, Democrats, Republicans, and Lesbians, but not one word about Kathy Griffin. Did you hear what happened to her? So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimagi

Ever go to a Halloween Party where only the hosts dress up? Well, welcome to ours! We unveil hand-crafted Halloween treats, then regale you with stories of our wildest Halloweens and favorite Halloween movies. Scared much? Other topics include: The Crow, Brandon Lee, The Phillies, The Eagles, Abbott Elementary, Quinta Brunson, Kanye West ,Ye, Adidas, The Jews, Deathcon 3, Iran, The Iranian Revolution, Pan Sexuality, Jingle Bells, Batman, Robin, Egg, Batmobile, Wheel, Joker, Trick or Treat, the Smelling of Feet, and Lesbians, but nothing about our fucked up Government idiots. Not one word. #yourewelcom So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook

Believe it or not, we come into this one with facts, and give all the reasons why it COULD happen, then why it will NEVER happen. We end the episode with our prediction on what WILL happen. In a Shyamalan twist, one of the hosts hits us all with a mind-blower, and boy was it nice to get blown. Other topics include: Russia, China, Belarus, India, USA, Celestial Beings, Everyone, Everything, Adolph Hitler, Mussolini, Japan, Italy, Peron, Argentina, Poland, Ukraine, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Justin Bieber, L.A., Racism, Africa, North Korea, Venezula, Donald Trump, Putin, Joe Biden, Kim Jong Un, WW II, Syria, Eritrea, Isreal, Alex Jones, Sandy Hook, $1Billion Settlement, and Lesbians! Yes, really, Lesbians! But, NOTHING about the Jan 6 committee and how they won’t bring justice to the guy who made it all possible. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. h

Are beautiful people grateful for the privilege their looks and charm have afforded them, or are they just fucking assholes? One host confessed to having been moved to tears. A listener praised us for “speaking truth to Hollywood and beauty”. Once again, #yourewelcome  Other topics include: Halle Berry, Chris Pratt, Aristotle, Leo Tolstoy, Chris Pratt, Marilyn Monroe, Charlotte Rampling, the Torah and the Bible, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gratitude, Privilege, Entitlement, and Lesbians, but nothing about that horrible mean girl, Vladimir Putin. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook

We run through questions to evaluate and align any Creative Endeavor. Join us and answer them for yourselves, as we respond adeptly, with many tangents requiring the disciplinary actions of one of our hosts. BUT, the listeners loved it, and by the end they rose up, as one, in a celebratory orgasm of admiration. Seriously, not kidding. Other topics include: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nathan’s Will, Velour Von Edmondson, Southern California, So Cal Traffic, Gratitude, Playa Del Rey, Queen Elizabeth, Aunt Josie, Texas Governor, the Human Trafficking of Homeless People, Joe Rogan, Sam Harris, Mark Maron, Your Mom, Lesbians, Motherhood, and Cunts, but nothing about Making Anything Great Again. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook