Two Guys On The Phone



Ever wonder what Mac and Kevin talk about on the phone? Well, wonder no longer! In this upcoming new podcast, Mac and Kevin pick a topic each and discuss it over the phone with each other. Are they experts? Most certainly not. Are they comedians? Not unless you like dad jokes, bad jokes, or inside jokes. Do they have any podcast experience? Uhhh, ask again a year from now.They may say um and like a lot, but probably not as frequently as they interrupt each other by accident or both sit silently waiting for the other one to talk. So hopefully you already liked them as people, otherwise this may not be the podcast for you. While the format of this podcast will be ever-evolving, the general premise is this: Mac and Kevin pick a topic, do some research, and share their findings and thoughts over the phone. And thats it! First episode is set to air on Wednesday (air is in quotes as the logistics of setting up an actual podcast is still in the works), but you can check out the teaser and brainstorming calls in advance. Feedback and suggestions are welcome, donations are encouraged, and enthusiasm is required!


  • Chess, a chat between mates

    Chess, a chat between mates

    28/12/2020 Duración: 42min

    Mac and Kevin review The Queen's Gambit (spoilers included), and spend the middle game discussing chess in general, before calling adjournments, Two mates, it's chess what you need to close out the year. Be sure to check it out.

  • Hot Dogs, finally a time to ketchup

    Hot Dogs, finally a time to ketchup

    25/08/2020 Duración: 39min

    Hot diggity dog, they're back again! Mac and Kevin return from their indefinite sabbatical to put hot dogs through the meat grinder in this week's episode. It's a sight to behold; you never sausage a spectacle!

  • Spices, tis the season

    Spices, 'tis the season

    23/11/2019 Duración: 47min

    Mac and Kevin found thyme for a second podcast in as many weeks! Talk about heating up. They pepper this episode with conversations ranging from Scoville units to vegetable trees - it's allspice. And of course, always in good taste.

  • Underrated Inventions, patently deserving

    Underrated Inventions, patently deserving

    02/11/2019 Duración: 54min

    Mac and Kevin return once more, this time to discuss those bright ideas that don't get enough light shone on them. Mac's got big news, Kevin's got a fresh haircut, and these ideas don't get enough credit. Still subscribed? That's surprising! No longer subscribed? That's insulting.

  • Diving Reflex, water we thinking

    Diving Reflex, water we thinking

    18/01/2019 Duración: 44min

    Mac and Kevin dive deep into the topic of the Mammalian Diving Reflex this week in this breathtaking hour. That's not all, animals love magnets, idioms love idiots, and Ruby loves barking. It's a swimmingly fun episode, with lots of depth. Jump on in, the water's warm!

  • Roller coasters, well train you

    Roller coasters, we'll train you

    01/12/2018 Duración: 52min

    Mac and Kevin ride the ups and downs of roller coasters in this week's loopy episode. Ruby Lou makes a guest audio appearance as well, inquiring on the whereabouts of a floating plastic bag, You must be this tall to listen to the pod.

  • Pigeons, bird is the word

    Pigeons, bird is the word

    10/10/2018 Duración: 48min

    Mac and Kevin fly into a new topic - pigeons! Some people call them rats with wings, but that's just pigeon-holing them. These little grey doves have a storied history, and a potentially clinical future. Listen in for the scoop on the coop!

  • Scutoids, they get into shape

    Scutoids, they get into shape

    27/08/2018 Duración: 46min

    Mac and Kevin size up the newest shape in this week's podcast - the scutoid! After being polygon for a while, they get their act in shape and give an unbiased account - no angle - of this newly discovered building block. Scoo scoo!

  • Earthquakes, so subductive

    Earthquakes, so subductive

    23/07/2018 Duración: 40min

    Mac and Kevin shake it up for season three as they cover Earth tremors in this week's podcast. They don't scale back on Richter even though it's not his fault. This one is seismic. Get comfortable, it's a tectonic plateful.

  • Recycling, we sort it out

    Recycling, we sort it out

    13/04/2018 Duración: 52min

    Mac and Kevin are back (again), and cycle through the process of waste disposal. They com-post their thoughts, reuse old jokes, and trash the tried one-liners. But mostly, they play a recycling game live on-air, a real upcycled use of time.

  • Garbage patches, the gyre alarm

    Garbage patches, the gyre alarm

    07/01/2018 Duración: 32min

    Mac and Kevin sail into the new year on a wave of concern, taking a deep dive into the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Frequently called Garbage Island, there's a lot of misconceptions, a lot of finger pointing, but mostly a lot of plastic floating around, and that makes us blue! It may take 10 minutes before we get on topic, but that doesn't mean this episode is trash.

  • Ice cream, heres the scoop

    Ice cream, here's the scoop

    25/10/2017 Duración: 42min

    Mac and Kevin whet their palette on ice cream in this week's episode. It's a sweet one. Not great for your derriere, but great for your dairy air. The sound quality takes a rocky road once again, and the intro is a little napoleon, but fight through that brain freeze and you'll love the content in the middle; it's the cookies and cream of the crop.

  • Sleeping, a little pillow talk

    Sleeping, a little pillow talk

    10/10/2017 Duración: 40min

    Mac and Kevin jump straight to the pop science instead of snoozing through the scholarly research on sleeping in this week's episode. It's a dreamy topic, and won't leave you groggy. Plus, another national anthem send off, see if you can recognize the circadian rhythm to this one.

  • Bill Cassilly, he had mood swings

    Bill Cassilly, he had mood swings

    24/09/2017 Duración: 29min

    Mac and Kevin run around this week in the world of Bill Cassidy, inventor and owner of the world-renowned St. Louis City Museum. They climb into his unique personality, his uncharacteristic business style, and the incredibly enjoyable output that come from both. It might just be playgrounds for applause.

  • Elevators, you shaft to listen

    Elevators, you shaft to listen

    12/09/2017 Duración: 37min

    Mac and Kevin lift themselves past audio issues this week, with their second recording about elevators. Episode one was a bumpy ride, and was wrong on so many levels, so they had to repeat. We are floored too. But this episode will be Muzak to your ears, so press that button!

  • Beers and Bourbon, its a mash up

    Beers and Bourbon, it's a mash up

    03/09/2017 Duración: 31min

    Season two is off to a hoppy start! Mac covers some lager than life aspects about beer and then Kevin adds a few corny facts on bourbon. Ale yeah! This one is neat. Plus...Two Guys on the Phone is now committed to every-other-Monday releases for season two, so start marking your calendars. Cheers!

  • Syria, how shiite hit the fan

    Syria, how shiite hit the fan

    20/04/2017 Duración: 52min

    Mac and Kevin discuss the lead up and explosion of the Syrian civil war in this week's installment. It's been dreary there for six years, with no signs of a Sunni day ahead. But who is fighting who, and how come? Listen in, and Damascus any follow up questions you may have after!

  • Religion, reincarnated

    Religion, reincarnated

    09/04/2017 Duración: 34min

    Mac is back from Costa Rica and so is the discussion about religion! This week Mac and Kevin attempt to renew their listeners faith as they discuss additional belief structures. The audio isn't anything to scripture home about, but the content is divine.

  • Religion, you best believe it

    Religion, you best believe it

    14/03/2017 Duración: 42min

    Mac and Kevin pray on religion in this week's episode. First, what was the genesis? Then, they were dying to talk about the afterlife. This one ends abruptly, but don't worry -- religion is reincarnated with a follow up episode later this week, so keep the faith. Oh god, these jokes are bad.

  • Credit cards, chips off the ol block

    Credit cards, chips off the ol' block

    17/02/2017 Duración: 26min

    They're back! Mac and Kevin return from an extended siesta (Mac is in Mexico) to swipe through credit card history and explore the emergence of the chip. It's a successful transaction.

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