Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

Wow, I can't believe we finally got to this huge milestone. Thanks again for all the great support on Patreon and Substack from our comrades on The Salty Spitoon Left. This week we're covering Squid on Strike/Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm.  Notes: Saturday Night Left, Aquahell, The Cool Kramer Landlord, TheyWork, Toobin Grossout Closeup, Microtransactions Single Issue Voter, Cabbage Seller Discord RP, My Little Pony: Comrades are Solidarity, Whip Em Out Wednesday, Needy Drinky, Bojack Horseman is my Comfort Character, Rockabilly Movies, SpongeSplaining/SpongeSpreading, DSA DLC Caucus, Leftist SpongeBob Whoppers

The world has not been the same since the eclipse. Welcome to the interstice, where the world of brands and the world of man overlaps. The Godbrand, Slimer’s Back, The Leftist Spongebob Watchers, Speaker of the Brands, Gru’s Doubting Thomas, De-Potable Drink 4 Sips 4 Gru to Rise, The Kidney Lord, CarnivoreDiogenes, Funko Watto, Death Romiel, Cheese Tsuchinoko, Sonic X IHOP, Return of the Cold Gru and Thing Burger, 20 Minutes of Immortal Hulk gushing that got edited out because it was boring and mostly about Kabbalah  

For St Patrick's Day this year we've got a hot WORLD EXCLUSIVE for the Irish Cinematic Universe. That's right, the Dwegons are back and hotter than ever Notes: Leprechauns & Dwegons, Attack on Bean, Podcasting Dwegon, Dirty Soda, Mexican Treats, My Dad is a Rock Star, Crazy Puffs, When My Ex-Wife Becomes the Goblin Queen,  Rock and Roll Wario, Pineapple Culture War, Beer Sucks, Did Jodorowsky make the Beatles eat doo doo?, Goku’s dick and balls, Hotep/Harley Queen Mori, Japanese tterroristt, Mike Hate, King Bean, The Giver Job on the CommuneThe Mori image that jumpscared Alanhttps://twitter.com/MASSGRAVE_ART/status/1769507901310419231

The spicy fish sandwiches must flow Notes: The Arnold Shortman Classic, Can a Sujimon and Pokemon find love?, Weightlifting Watto, DOOJ, 100 Pepperoni Pizza, Beverage Connoisseurs san Frontieres, Food Fight 2: Grocery War, Sonic Ocean Water of Life, Mexican Polnareff, 40 Days and 40 Bites - A TradCath Review of Fast Food Fish Sandwiches, Dueling Ghostbusters Popcorn Buckets, Giant Woman and the Bug Man, Stand Up and Cheer Moments, Skarsgard’s Mancow Defense, The Bony Kashiwa Method, Dookey Dash: No Way Home, What If?: Guns N’ Roses, Golem Gunwolf

We saw it twice.Notes: The Haters of Hate who Hate Hate Hatingly, The Idea of Best Buy, Hate on the Spectrum, lapping at it like a big dog, The Marveldone Clinic,  The City of Uncles, STEM daughter, The Barstool Baddies, The Payakan Salute, Dolezal Packed Her Bags and Moved Away, Marfalump Minute, Alan’s Metal Rod Dream, I Had the Madame Web Dream, The Coconut Tree, Unc Ben, Female Eminem, LazyTown Style Villains, Restructuring the Hive

Well we found a new movie to base our entire lives and personalities around, but this time it lets us do vigilante justice to people who annoy us. Protecting the hive kicks ass Notes: Protecting the Hive, Fode and Beed, Consumerist Nirvana, Restoring Sanity, Infinite Swag, The Myth of the Tricolor Rotini, Truguts Peggats and Wupiupi, Uncle Steve’s Sauce, Two Sips for Dakota Johnson’s Beautiful Web of Truths, Dollar and Ounce  Bargain, Beekeeper vs Antkeeper, Thaw Slicely, The Wise Consumer, Let There Be Ants, Gay Slug v. Gay Cyclops, Lupin to Sonic Pipeline, AI Two Things Humor, Earth Rider vs Bio Lizard, White Woman Social Link

The top 3 worst things on earth you can be:1. A fake friend2. A fake fan3. A fake podcast hostNotes: Getting Back to Basics, Gnostic Evil Trinity,  Pope’s Ultra Infallibility, Hazbin Hotel’s Eve, Double Stavs, Taco Bell Shrine, Polka Elements, 2 Sips for Dakota Johnson’s Beautiful Web of Truths, Cook-Out Heaven, The Assumption of Gucci Mane, Bo Bowls, Homestuck Wedding, Pizza Ranch Public Forum, This Woman, Lowkey Trying to be a G.U.N. Agent, Secretary, The Curse

Our New Year's Resolution for 2024? We've gotta escape the fucking Barnyard. Notes: Perfectly Objective Snopes Style Humor, Officer Down Alert, GreyChew, Baby Robots, Gynoids in Buckle Jeans, Gnome Elixir Bar, The End of the DCEU, Fifty Shades of Madame Web, Y’all Rockin’ with Agatha?, Wild Mike, Pizza Delivery Newtype, Nasty Cheeses, American Idiot, Watto’s Fake Friends, The Parable of the Milking Machine, Munch Box, Toy Budget, Sonic Cookbook, Pokemon Sativa & Indica, DUI Guys

Wow, we're so proud to be the first podcast to perform at the Las Vegas Sphere. I sure hope our simulated experience of getting stepped on by a giant Rouge the Bat doesn't go wrong. Notes: The Sphere, Aura, he/honk, James L. Dolan, Doctor Who’s Trauma, Father Have I Gooned?, The Secret Lore of Warlin Door, The Nosey Clause, FaZe Stocks, Mancow Welfin, μ's in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, West Coast Megafauna, Bastard Skrat, The Fall of Zume Pizza, Laser Harp Game Awards, Milo Trapped in the Cube, Goon Cave Story, Professor Pickle’s Sandwich, Joe Jonas’s Bizarre Adventure

It's been 26 years, but it finally happened. Good Burger 2 is here and Alan was hired as the Lore Master for the Good Burger canon. Listen along as you watch the movie and hear just how happy we are to see all our favorite celebs Zoom call into the movie Notes: The VaatiVidya of 90s Nickelodeon, Getting Inside Ed’s Head, Cacogen Mark Cuban, Twisted Devil Mindset, Not-Aqua man 2-wenty fl ozs of Flavor we want MoreMorea of: The Lost Drinkdom: MTN Dew Game Fuel Mystic Punch, The Lost Treasures of Baja Island, Lil Rel Howry as Cipher, James Madison’s Magic Flute, Hellman’s Garlic Aioli, The Wonderful Cameo Segment, AI Takeover, Black Mirror Burger, Monogatari playground, 2 Doordash Dudes, Pitbull Track, Angry Frog, Kenan’s QTE, Uncle Niece Magic, Sauce Bukkake, Kenan’s Ice Nine

It's our first annual Hogcast Tribute to the Troops: Women Edition, in honor of Veteran's Day and the hit blockbuster movie The Marvels. We're saluting at the Golden Corral buffet line and tearing up thinking about the sacrifice that The Boss made for us all. Notes: Hogcast Tribute to the Troops: Women Edition, the two kinds of MCU superpowers, Veteran’s Day Golden Corral, Which Artist is Giving the Best Dome, JVN as the Intrusive Thought in Inside Out 2, Sacred Clowns, The Watto Configuration, HODL Dominos Points, Blue Eyes White Monster, Cracklins, When We Like Singing, Pyjamasques, Magica DeSpell, Sega’s Super Game, Jesus was a Nephew, The Legend of the Boojum, Black Bloc Bratz, the most canceled Nicktoon, Dark Nathan, Dreamworks Ascendant

Sick, we found a dried up Diddy Kong paw on sale. I sure hope we aren't hoisted by our own petard with a series of ironic and spooky wishes. Notes: Diddy Kong’s Paw, Rayman’s Big Features, Foxy FNAF, The Sneak Point, Watto Kreuger, Big Tower, We Like Garbage, The Golden Corral Strain, Big Bob’s Yurt, Lemon Sundrop Dandelion, Duality of Gym Teachers, lizard phylogeny, Luigi Skinamarink, Kraven as Evil Goku, The Pachinko Man, Cringe Collab Predictions, Don’t Call Mancow at 3 AM

The biggest news story of the decade has landed in our laps and you better believe we're talking all about it. That's right, we're taking bets on what will happen in this new Doug sequel series. (This was recorded on October 15th, days before the new Sonic game, new Mario game, new Spider-Man game, and Mori Calliope Metal Gear Solid song dropped. So don't ask why we didn't talk about those.) Notes: FanDoug, Skeeteru Gojo, Alan’s West Coast Fast Food Review Spree, Woke Mario, SOLDIERsWithiPhones dot com, Beholder Beams, Trad Family Burgers, Wattojuice, Blockchain Baby, Ronin of Brands, Pizza Insurance Fraud, Fang the DC Sniper, Nightcrawler appreciation, Emma and Moldi, Children’s Cartoons

We recorded this shortly after the Lauren Boebert Beetlejuice fiasco, which is why the opening bit revolves around a Hitch style service to set up liberal men with deranged conservative women, but I had to go to Canada so this shit got delayed. Just pretend that people besides us are still talking about Boebert getting nasty and vaping in Beetlejuice. Notes: The Pepeloni Button and Sexy Photorealistic Marine, Hitch Tattoo, 2004 Classics, aphrodisiac vape carts, Globo vs Box, Press X to Json, 4th Dimensional Pizza, Shadowbanned by the Demiurge, Not-Aqua man 2-wenty fl ozs of Flavor we want MoreMorea of: The Lost Drinkdom, Where’s the Love?, Fuligin Fanta, Anti-Jizz Information Control, Phylogeny Talk, Yuri Brand, Kissing Turtles

We're on a rescue mission delivering critical supplies (snack food) to the beautiful women in furry tophats stuck at Burning Man. Somehow we got distracted by a bizarre Portnoy clip and a bullshit limited DiGiornos drop though. Notes: White Woman Rescue Mission, Agatha’s Spooky Tales, flying car promises, Kiryu’s Benghazi substory, Legendary Goops, Phantom of the Taco Bell, Libertarian Shinobu Oshino, Dom of the Year, Britain’s Epic Science Mr Beast, DiGiorno’s Hypebeast Pineapple Pickle Pizza, Bubba’s Bad Food Reviews, Blue Velvet Ice Cream, Mind of Kson, BG3 Foreskin Options, Luppyluppy, Johnny Bravo Goes Bollywood, Hey Arnold and the Dial of Destiny, Cheers Fandom

Respeto is back in a big way. Between the release of Blue Beetle and the recently expiration of the MilfHunter copyright, we're in full Hollywood bigwig mode Note: Ezra Nendoroid, Hypothetical Hulkster, WW2 Cinematic Universe, Stinky Weed, Pig Chef, Cybersmith the High Evolutionary, Bloop Beeple, Chapulin Triumphant, Hedgehog’s Fake Friend Dilemma, Wall-E the sex fiend, The Chance Cube of the Toydarian, Cucaracha Preset, Punished “Venom” Catturd2, Costco Onion V-Day, FaZe Totinos, Critical Robot Theory, Tolkien’s Elf Race Science, Fantomas Cinematic Universe, Russ’s Wild Riverdale Draw Correction: The Blazing World was written by Margaret Cavendish, the Duchess of Newcastle. I got him confused with William Blake because of that tyger tyger burning bright bullshit

We're back to cover the one news story dominating the discourse right now: did they make the rat gay? Some conservative freak said he might be. We investigate Notes: Gay Rat Watch 2023, the baby dance, HxH Jared Leto, Mighty Beanz, Jigen Daisuke Shooting a Frozen Pizza, Dirty Soda, I Love Oil, Bloop Beeple, Regular Yeller and Ada Violence, Delta Infinity, Mancow’s Phantom, Colony Dropping Pizza Modules, Shadow: Banned, Year of the Failwoman, Sabrina the Knuckles Fan, Melissa Joan Hart’s Problematic Candy Shop, Give Dexter Jettster a Gun, George Lopez Rubber Bracelet Panic, 

Barbenheimer fever has swept the nation, but we’re here to talk about the real issues: fake friends. Also a genius idea for a robot food restaurant Notes: Never Trust a Podcaster, JNCO Jodhpurs, Tony Soprano worm pit, Severian Minute, Hamm-Gunn Dichotomy, Splitting a Frozen Pie, Dirty Cheese Hose, bloop beeple, Pepsi Jazz, Scat-tronics, The Fold-Over, Jesus Needs A Claw, Pimple Popper Preview Pop-Up, The Ideal Bug-Hybrid, Hideo Kojima Scan Tour

We've got our friend Ben Pack (@packbenpack) back on the show and we're drafting teams of purple guys/blobs/food mascots for the ultimate party/basketball game. That's right, it's the First Annual Grimace Memorial DraftNotes:  Mrs Bird, The Grimace Memorial Draft, Beak and Maggot, Flubber swing revival, Vaati’s Pikmin lore, Russ’s Prude Origin, Podcast Pants, The Bell The Boot The Ball and The Bone, Johnny Appleseed vs Johnny English, The War on Pizza Ovens, Libertarian Larry, Dominos Jetpack, the Mori One Piece Collab, World Famous Bushman, Uncle Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers, 

Folks, it’s been a long time coming, but we’ve got friend/nemesis and shadowbanner of Russ, @TsukihimeDemake (aka The Oomfie aka Piss aka Andrew) to discuss NB Superhero Icon Ezra Miller, the plight of white women, and hyperlocal NC restaurant updates. (Also apologies the audio is a bit weird on this one. We lost the local copies and had to use the Discord call recording.)Notes: The Most Shadowbanned Man in the Multiverse, Feminine Chaos of Mori Calliope, Zod TERF Bangs, Quartz Energy, Kojima’s Big Date,  Source Engine Kevin Smith, 3000 Years of Longing (for the chicken bacon carbonara), Pey Wet Ramen, Gaijin Goombah Update, Fomenkoist Fandom, RKX Kennedy Jr, Nonbinary Riddler, The Egg Cream Nationalist, Spanish Mr Bean, Pizza for Animals, Oomf Lube, The Hogcast to Trans Lesbian European Pipeline,  Doug’s Final Movie, MHA Bullshit Update, Kiji Brother is for Children,  No Such Thing as Unskilled Maid Cafe Labor