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This week we’re talking all things HOT GIRL SUMMER 2025!!! From fashion to beauty trends and upcoming music and movies, Hannah covers it all. She also recounts a harrowing tale from her luteal phase, discusses why she’s triggered by the mass influencer exodus from LA and weighs in on Sabrina Carpenter’s new album cover! Shop Hannah’s Faves from the Episode!: Beauty Must-HavesSummer Fashion & JewelryCreators: Allison BornsteinKJ JohnsenJen Knows BestMeg SircarOlivia_Sara23Hot Girl Brands: NST StudioBag CrapKingstreet StudiosCommon AceListen to Hannah recap And Just Like That on Everything Iconic!Follow Hannah on TikTok, Instagram, and Youtube @HannahAaronBrown! Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the pod at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

 ​​In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah discusses being hot for her upcoming college reunion, reflects on the importance of gratitude, and shares her thoughts on Rachel Zoe joining the RHOBH cast! She also encourages social media stalking with reckless abandon, and celebrates her obsession with f*cked up smut. #CredenceListen to Hannah recap And Just Like That on Everything Iconic!Follow Hannah on TikTok, Instagram, and Youtube @HannahAaronBrown! Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the pod at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah is joined by friend of the pod, content creator, comic and host of the hit podcast Who Asked Me, Selle Brooks to discuss the harrowing tales of their experiences in hospitality! They discuss the unhinged tales of their restaurant jobs and don’t hold back, covering everything from juicy workplace gossip to hungover brunch shifts, and even why hooking up with managers is in fact NOT the move! Enjoy the episode, and don’t ask us to watch the Bear. FOLLOW SELLE!:Listen to Selle’s podcast Who Asked Me! Instagram: @WhoAskedSelle, @WhoAskedMePodcast TikTok: @WhoAskedSelleYoutube: @WhoAskedSelleCheck out Hannah’s guest appearance this week on Right Answers Mostly to talk about Lena Dunham’s GIRLS! Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack, Youtube)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com! TIMESTAMPS:Welcome & Paige’s new sleepwear line DAPHNE! 0:00 - 7:00Harrowing Hospitality Tales- 7:

IT’S OFFICIALLY SUMMER and Hannah is both thrilled and crashing out over it! This week, she discusses the unfair pressure to be both social AND hot in the summer, navigating loneliness, making boundaries, and using your inner child as your summer spirit guide. She also discusses Jonathan Bailey’s appearance in the new Jurassic Park movie, her eternal love for Steve Madden, and more! Check out Hannah on Bitch is Better!Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com!

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah is joined by friends of the pod Sloane Steele and Zach Mellen from Mummy Dearest Podcast to discuss an unhinged variety of topics including but not limited to Sloane’s recent boob lift, TikTok gossip, and the dark but hilarious truths of being children of divorce! They also celebrate the criminally underrated 90’s coming-of-age film Simon Birch, and in this week’s GROW UP! segment, Zach and Sloane share a shocking revelation!Follow Zach and Sloane at @MummyDearestPodcast, @ZachMellen and @IAmSloaneSteele, and check out their podcast Mummy Dearest wherever you get your pods! Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com! TIMESTAMPS:Welcome & catching up - 0:00 - 8:46TikTok gossip - 8:47 - 30:11Children of divorce nostalgia - 30:12 - 52:27Random hypotheticals  - 52:28 - 55:33GROW UP! & loveyoubye!!! - 55:34 - End

In this episode, Hannah talks about finding ease and creativity, and reflects on her Mother’s Day crashout and recent music festival experience! She also recaps her sister’s visit to LA, touches on the #ChicagoPope, weighs in on Tinx & Lexi’s tense WWHL appearance, and tells the harrowing tale of her brush with diarrhea at The Americana!Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com! TIMESTAMPS:Welcome & a vibey new hot girl mantra - 0:00 - 4:15Finding play in adulthood - 4:16 - 5:36Mother’s Day recap - 5:37 - 10:01Pop culture & random thoughts - 10:02 - 23:32Sister time recap & signs from beyond! - 23:33 - 35:02GROW UP!, closing comments and loveyoubye! - 35:03 - End

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah discusses the emotional waves surrounding holidays like Mother's Day and Father's Day, offering insights on coping with grief and sadness. She also dissects the difference between "sexy nude" and "hospital nude", freaks out over Charli XCX's social media mind games, and introduces her 'Sad Girl Itinerary': an agenda to help the not aspirational community navigate difficult days with a mix of structure, flexibility, self-care, and community support. Hang in there hot girls: you’re not alone! Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com! TIMESTAMPS:Welcome, Not Aspirational Story Time & Lorde/Brat Summer 2.0 - 0:00 - 13:57GROW UP! - 13:58 - 17:18Vulnerability Time!!! - 17:19 - 18:28Sad Girl Itinerary for Difficult Days - 18:29 - 32:00Closing comments and loveyoubye! - 32:01 - End

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah is joined by friend, author, actor, and host of Everything Iconic Danny Pellegrino for a Not Aspirational catch up! They discuss their shared Midwestern roots, how (quite frankly) everything is a nightmare right now, and complain about everything from the entertainment industry to Whole Foods to fast food culture! They also touch on navigating life in your thirties and share their hopes for the upcoming season of And Just Like That! No timestamps because in true Hannah and Danny fashion, we did not stay on any topic for more than 2 minutes at a time! Follow Danny across platforms @DannyPellegrino! Watch full episodes on Youtube! Subscribe to Hannah’s Substack Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com!

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah is feeling particularly low AND unhinged. She discusses the super unfair challenges of adult responsibilities and recounts the humiliating experience of almost being scammed online. She also tells the tale of her harrowing experience watching The Valley premiere at Jax’s Studio City, and tries to salvage the vibes by offering practical tips on how to feel empowered in the workplace! TIMESTAMPS: Welcome! - 0:00 - 2:09Not Aspirational story time/vent sesh - 2:10 - 21:20How to feel empowered in the workplace - 21:22 - 38:17GROW UP & Loveyoubye! - 38:18 - EndWatch full episodes on Youtube! Subscribe to Hannah’s Substack Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com!

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah shares her thoughts on her irrational fear of accidentally going live while taking a sh*t, self-tanning tips, and her intentions of having the ultimate Brat summer starting now. She also touches on pop culture events like the return of The Valley, Coachella, and Katy Perry's recent insufferable adventure to outer space! TIMESTAMPS:A very chaotic welcome!  - 0:00 - 6:58Housekeeping! - 6:59 - 8:37Pop Culture stuff - 8:38 - 26:45GROW UP! - 26:46 - 30:33Closing remarks + LOVEYOUBYE! - 30:34 - EndTIX FOR UPCOMING STANDUP SHOWS: ⁠4/20: Haha Comedy Club⁠Watch full episodes on ⁠Youtube⁠! Subscribe to Hannah’s ⁠Substack ⁠Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at ⁠NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com⁠! 

In this week’s episode, host Hannah is joined by friend of the pod and host of Bitch is Better Raven James to discuss group chats, old jobs, girls dinner etiquette AND MORE! They also delve into the importance (or lack thereof) of job titles and LinkedIn, TikTok drama, and why sometimes it’s okay (and in fact necessary) to be a liiiittle b*tchy. TIMESTAMPS:Welcome & A Sensible Crash Out - 0:00 - 9:50Apple's New Scheduling Text Message Feature - 9:51 - 13:00 "The Group Chat" & Girls Night Out Etiquette - 13:01 - 20:07Group Chat Etiquette & Toxic Jobs - 20:08 - 30:01Raging Against LinkedIn!!!! - 30:02 - 32:22Friend or Opp?- 32:23 - 36:26 The VIP List, Semma, & Rage Bait - 36:27 - 40:46 Sh*dowB*anned & Bummer Moods 40:47 - 43:27GROW UP!: Seggualizing Food & Drinks - 43:28 - 47:40Outro & LOVEYOUBYE! - 47:41 - EndHELPFUL LINKS:⁠Follow Raven @ MainlyRaven⁠⁠Listen to Raven’s Podcast Bitch is Better! ⁠Watch full episodes on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠! Subscribe to Hannah’s ⁠⁠Substack ⁠⁠Follow Hannah @Han

In this episode of 'Not Aspirational,' host Hannah reflects on a recent not aspirational moment in a gift shop, discusses the concept of 'falling asleep boyfriends,' pop culture happenings, and salivates over the excitement of planning a college reunion. Finally, she gives her two cents on what makes people annoying and what makes people hot! TIMESTAMPS:OHMYGODHI!  - 0:00 - 2:13Not Aspirational Anecdotes & Falling Asleep Boyfriends - 2:14 - 11:57Pop Culture Catch Up - 11:58 - 31:25What Makes Already Annoying People More Annoying - 31:26 - 41:01What Makes People Hot - 41:02 - 46:20Closing thoughts and loveyoubye! - 46:21 - EndTIX FOR UPCOMING STANDUP SHOWS: 4/20: Haha Comedy ClubWatch full episodes on Youtube! Subscribe to Hannah’s Substack Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email us at NotAspirationalPod@Gmail.com!

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah talks all about her journey with self-improvement and manifestation! In true #notaspirational fashion, she also shares her struggles with procrastination, unhinged online criticism, and the importance of self-reflection. From her personal experience with manifestation to practical tips for every day, Hannah explores the journey of self-discovery, embracing the human experience, and navigating imposter syndrome, because everyone is worthy of living their dreams and embodying their best selves. <3 TIMESTAMPS:Checking in & TV Recs  - 0:00 - 5:35Did I just get canceled over reality TV? - 5:36 - 12:20My Manifestation Journey - 12:21 - 22:43Manifestation Tips - 22:44 - 46:27Closing thoughts and loveyoubye! - 46:28 - EndTIX FOR UPCOMING STANDUP SHOWS: 4/20: Haha Comedy ClubHANNAH’S RECENT PODCAST APPEARANCES!:Bravo! We’re Black! Who Asked Me? OTHER HELPFUL LINKS:Hannah’s New Favorite LeggingsThe incredible Lexie Wilson! To Be MagneticWatch full episodes on Youtube! 

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah Brown indulges in a solid kvetch sesh to complain about the struggles of finding/affording good gym clothes, her recent stomach bug, and how doing your makeup like Gabriette at 5:30 on a Monday morning might not be the move. She also dives into your Wellness Check Wednesday questions, covering everything from what to wear to an August wedding and how there’s no shame in being vain! Loving the pod? Leave it a rating and a review!TIX FOR UPCOMING STANDUP SHOWS: 3/23: Flappers Burbank 4/20: Haha Comedy ClubFollow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Watch full episodes on Youtube! Subscribe to Hannah’s Substack: TIMESTAMPS:Kvetch Sesh  - 0:00 - 18:47Wellness Check Wednesday - 18:48 - 36:48Goodbye & Shameless Plugs - 36:49 - End

This week, Hannah recounts one of the best weekends of her adult life, tells the tale of her very first standup show, and discusses the h*rny summer music she’s into, TV shows she’s enjoying making fun of, and digs into a bit of pop culture (aka why she's wildly triggered by Jesse Solomon)! Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack)Watch full episodes on Youtube! TIMESTAMPS:Weekend Recap and Hannah’s Standup Journey - 0:00 - 11:51The Importance of Blocking and Making Boundaries - 11:52 - 15:08Quick Manifestation Tange - 15:09 - 18:32What Hannah’s Consuming (Food, TV, Music & Pop Culture) - 18:33 - 36:08Saying Bye! - 36:09 - End

This week, Hannah sheds light on her recent nepo baby-adjacent name change, recaps things that disturbed her on TikTok, and continues to answer listener questions all about wedding planning! She (hopefully) doles out more wedding wisdom and discusses everything from practical wedding day tips to pre-wedding crashouts and everything in between.TIMESTAMPS:0:00 - 19:35 - Name change & things on TikTok that f*cked me up 19:38 - End - Wedding tips & answering listener questions!Listen to Hannah talk about Recession Pop on Right Answers MostlyGet personal styling with Samantha Kravietz for your wedding looksGet a style guide with Fashivly for all your wedding eventsGET TIX FOR HANNAH’S STANDUP SHOW SUNDAY MARCH 9TH!Follow Hannah @HannahAaronBrown on ALL PLATFORMS! (TikTok, Instagram, Substack, Youtube)

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah tells tales from her ~*wedding journey*~ to offer practical tips and insights for listeners planning their own weddings! She shares the honest truth about the emotional aspects of engagement, the importance of staying true to yourself amidst the unhinged amount of bridal pressure thanks to social media, and provides advice on how to simplify wedding prep. Stay tuned for part 2 next week where we'll dive into all your listener questions! Timestamps: Intro & Catch Up - :34 - 5:15Engagement Tips - 5:17 - 10:16Practical Wedding Tips - 10:50 - EndFollow Hannah on:⁠⁠⁠⁠Substack⁠⁠⁠⁠: @HannahABrown⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠: @HannahABrown⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠: @HannahABrown0⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠: @HannahABrown0My Incredible Wedding Makeup Artist Toshi Szpyra!Celebrity Event Planner Melissa Andre’s Downloadable Wedding GuideWant to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the podcast at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

​​In our VERY FIRST Wellness Check Wednesday episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah weeps over the viral angler fish from TikTok, digs into Addison Rae’s rebrand, and isn't very nice about Ryan Reynolds’ recent SNL 50th anniversary appearance. She also gives advice on finding your confidence during a job search, coping with anxiety about the state of the world, and how to manage financial conversations during wedding planning! Timestamps: Pop Culture Debrief - :25 - 21:22Wellness Check Wednesday - 21:23 - 44:54Saying bye! - 44:55 - EndFollow Hannah on:⁠⁠⁠Substack⁠⁠⁠: @HannahABrown⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @HannahABrown⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠: @HannahABrown0⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠: @HannahABrown0⁠Listen to Hannah on Bitch is Better!Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the podcast at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah roasts the Super Bowl, dishes on what she’s currently watching, and recounts her unexpected rise as a 'fart influencer'. She also tells tales from her recent trip to Chicago including but not limited to: a humiliating public hangover at Potbelly, her new but insatiable desire for a lower bleph surgery, and the chaos of restaurant outings with the Brown family.Want to be featured on next week's Wellness Check Wednesday episode? Email the pod at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com!⁠Hannah’s version of Kendrick Lamar’s Jeans⁠⁠Cozybelle Salon on TikTok!⁠Follow Hannah on:⁠⁠Substack⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram

In this episode of Not Aspirational, Hannah talks all about tapping into your main character energy! Drawing inspiration from rom-coms (duh), she discusses five ways to channel confidence and self-love through routines, style, and self-care. Because PSA : you don't have to be perfect to be the lovable lead of your own life! Also life as an independent podcaster sucks and I'm sorry about the audio issues. I really have no idea why they happened. #NotAspirational Want to be featured on Wellness Check Wednesday? Email the pod at NotAspirationalPod@gmail.com! Follow Hannah on: ⁠Substack⁠ ⁠Youtube⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Instagram