Walk Out Boys Podcast

Half of THE PREDATOR: The Predator is back to kick some ass on Earth! But this time he's without his signature 'hat' and 'armband', and to make matters worse there's another more conservative dog-loving predator out to get him! What a day! All this, a ton of bad jokes, and James Cromwell starts a new but expected career!

Mission Impossible: Fallout. Ethan Hunt is back to his old tricks of making it seem like he doesn’t know what he’s doing when he does in fact know what he’s doing! A real nightmare to work with probably. Nic and Joe come up with a clever workaround for Henry Cavill’s moustache problems and congratulate themselves for finally getting James Cromwell verified on Twitter!

The Merc With The Mouth is back to kick ass and crack wise about overseas box office revenue in this sequel that stars a true blue goddamn New Zealander! Go kiwi! Featuring some classic deadpool meta jokes that get all a bit too real for the walk out boys, and some piping hot casting news about James Cromwell.

Nic and Joe are back in the saddle ready to walk out halfway through any movie no matter how much they don’t want to. Luckily for them Solo: A Star Wars movie is FINE only. Ever wondered where Han got his gun? Or if his last name was a family name or just some random name given to him by a customs agent? Or if Han’s pants are actually another Star Wars creature? Or what happened to Junkens, Han’s beloved sidekick we made up? Find all the answers and more in this week’s show!

A star of Kiwi Christamas joins the boys for a real Christmas miracle of an episode!

After barely a year of waiting the sequel to Bad Moms is here! Nic and Joe try to form a coherent story out of the first-halves of two different movies and fail miserably. It’s Christmas time in Chicago (Antartica) and the Bad Moms are fed up! But when all their Bad Moms arrive for the holidays things go from Bad, to Badder. And somehow the animated pig from Sing gets involved. This one is quite confusing.

Idris Elba and Kate Winslet star in this tale of survival and romance and delicious cougar-meat. Trapped on a literal mountain with a figurative mountain, Idris and Kate must make it back to New York before their tasty cougar-meat runs out. With nothing but their wits and a backpack full of scrumptious cougar-meat, can our heroes survive all these mountains between them? And above all odds, will sparks fly (apart from the sparks being used to cook tender cougar-meat)?

It's the future and Gerard Butler has covered the earth in satellites that shoot storms with bullets to make them stop storming. Sounds great right? Unfortunately the boys saw the one half of Geostorm that didn't have a single goddamn Geostorm in it, just scientists checking emails and talking about their ties. We also find out who James Cromwell's most famous friend is. Hint: you will not guess who it is.

Happy Death Day (i can’t think of a joke can you Joseph): What would you do if every day was the same and also you got murdered by a giant baby? The boys saw half of 'Happy Death Day’, a fun horror flick that follows a girl named tree who just can’t stop getting murdered! But just who is the murderer? A friend in a baby mask? A baby in a baby mask? Or a beloved comedian who is notoriously elusive… Also featuring the animals from ice age for some reason that we can’t remember.

Beloved (presumably) 1990s thriller Flatliners has been rebooted for a new generation! It's got all the things you loved (we assume) from the first one: flatlining! Kiefer Sutherland! Raves? Who knows! Ellen Page stars as a renegade medical student obsessed with stopping her heart so she gain the ability to play the piano, bake bread, and rave! Did we mention rave? So many raves! But does flatlining have a dark consequence? We literally don't know! We only saw half the film!

After weeks of anticipation and critical panning, The Emoji Movie finally arrives in little ole New Zealand. Was it worth the wait? Probably not if you were hoping for nice animation, fun, adventure, or jokes. In the second half Nic and Joe fill in the gaps of some of the obvious Apps the film should have visited and come up with about 30 Emoji-based jokes that are better than the ones they saw in the first half (obviously apart from Patrick Stewart as the shit).

Stephen King's gigantic, beloved fantasy saga THE DARK TOWER is brought to life in this short and utterly baffling movie! Idris Elba plays the gunslinger, a man who loved guns just as much as he hates the Man In Black. Matthew McConaughey plays the Man In Black, who hates the gun slinger just as much as he loves shooting kid brains at a weird tower so that it's protective umbrella will fall. Also there's a kid from New York with a dead dad and a dimensional portal run on a dial up modem and a demon made out of wood chips.

The boys saw half of Luc Besson's epic silly space opera and made up the rest. Valerian, a jerk space cop in a Hawaiian shirt and his partner Lauraline, a jerk space cop in a bikini race to save the city of a thousand planets from...something? Possibly from filling up with soup. Cara Delevingne learns some secrets from a jellyfish's butt. Nobody likes their job. Everyone is confused.

Atomic Blonde: After a trip to the depths of the South Island to pointlessly record Alive and Cromwell Live in Cromwell the boys are back in the saddle, seeing half of ATOMIC BLONDE! Charlize Theron plays Lorraine...uh...Blonde(??): an ass-kicking, vodka drinking, cold bath-taking, girl kissing super spy who's been sent to Berlin to find a watch and throw away every hose she finds. The big question though: is honey a drink? A very loose episode from two Walk Out Boys who maybe did not pay as much attention to this movie as they should have.

We saw half of the third Planet Of The Apes flick and boy did we love it. It's got everything: grizzled old men, grizzled old apes, little girls who don't speak, and lots of war! In the second half we uncover who the real enemy of the franchise is (hint: it's horses) and an old friend arrives just in time to save the day. Plus our hero James Cromwell is currently serving symbolic jail time! God speed Jamie, stay alive and Cromwell.

Lightening McQueen and the other cars are back to tackle the kid-friendly issue of impending retirement! We answer some of the long-puzzled over questions of the Cars cinematic universe like: What is inside a Car? Which is the most oppressed Car minority? And Is there a Car God? In the second half the cars encounter a tear in the fabric of reality that leads to a horrifying discovery and another brave Pixar Art House ending. Also out in the real world our good friend James Cromwell has been sentenced to a week in jail! Godspeed in there James Cromwell, please stay #aliveandcromwell

The boys saw half of the new Transformers movie. What is it about? Who's to say? How long is it? Very long! Who is in it? Anthony Hopkins and a thousand reprehensible horrible sexist robots who refuse to even transform and somehow can make baby transformers now?? Who knows. A very silly episode about a very silly podcast. Sponsored by a bee keeper.

It's the mummy reboot the world has presumably been crying out for! This summer blockbuster has everything: a mummy, Nick from New Girl, Tom Cruise as Nick not from New Girl, half of Russell Crowe's face, and of course...a fresh batch of messed up kids from Miss Peregrine's school for messed up children.

The story of King Arthur you know and love, now with giant elephants and octopus women! Guy Ritchie's paws are all over this film, as are the paws of giant wolves, the wings of giant bats, and the scales of giant snakes. And that's just the first half before it all really goes off the rails and slides into a multidimensional clusterfuck that can only be saved by something big (but not too big). Trailer: Boners of The Heart

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN SPREAD THE WORD With guest Walk Out Boy Tim Batt (Worst Idea Of All Time) the crew get shipshape for half of the new Pirates Of The Caribbean movie. Does this new entry to the franchise adhere to Joseph's three rules of POTC movies? Are fish submarines? And what does documentary filmmaker Michael Moore have to do with this movie? All this and a very creepy new sponsor in this week's episode! Trailer: Boners of The Heart