Fml Songs And Funny Shiz

A song about Easter's newest hero

The Lumineers' Cleopatra, is a really depressing song. The Alt Morning Show, with the help of Howie Rock, tried to come up with a most depressing one. We think we succeeded. Here is "Cletus".

Check out our #parody of president elect #DonaldTrump singing the #holiday classic #MyFavoriteThings from the #soundofmusic! #spraytan #fatshaming #gold #Christmas #altlakecity

We wrote a holiday cover of #PanicAtTheDisco's #DontThreatenMeWithAGoodTime from #Santa's perspective. #Christmas #NorthPole #Xmas

While giving away @trans_siberian orchestra tickets, we made up #Halloween #hiddenlyrics to their shredding #Christmas track, #XmasEve #Sarajevo! #KenBone #KimK #costumes #HallowsEve #lyrics #ALTLakeCity #Utah

We figured women deserved some #SisCountry to match our #Brocountry parodies. Enjoy this love-song for committed couples, "Do It On Your Birthday". MORE Sis Country to come! #browneye #buttstuff #birthday #special #ALTLakeCity #parody

An original song for those who bought the new #iphone7 -to the tune of Peter, Bjorn & John's "Young Folks". #iphone #tech #stuff #ios10 #parody #iphone7plus #review #apple

A Banana in search of his roller disco runaway posted this #MissedConnection from #BurningMan on #Craigslist. We imagine, "What if they connected?" - #pbr #skatergirl #wanderlust #desert #playa #love #Instagram #ALTLakecity

A double feature of #SoWrong #FanFiction! We bring you #R2D2 with some #vaginal #flatulence, #R2Queef2, and then we imagine what two dark characters with sorrows to drown, #RickGrimes and #Batman, would say to each other in a bar. #Soright #carl #walkingdead #Batman #drunk #batmobile

What if #Craigslist #MissedConnections actually connected? A #Downtown SLC #PokemonGo romance almost catches fire, but is interrupted by a #longboarder. #freckles #laugh #pokemon #romance #snorlax #love #altlakecity

We imagine if #Craigslist #MissedConnections found each other: A #Starbucks barista gets #names wrong, even in the #bedroom, and a #courtroom #Romance fizzles out. #men4men #legal #judge #robes #pleadthefifth

We imagine #God calling #PopeFrancis to discuss the #EmojiBible for #millennials and those who only speak #emoji.

What if #Craigslist #MissedConnections actually met and connected? A #PostOffice encounter leaves one person with #weak #boxes and another one wondering how they can help. #altlakecity

Barfy Stops by to wish us a Happy St. Patrick's Day and tells of a hike to a waterfall. There's barfing too. #HappyStPatricksDay #StPatricksDay #Barfy #BarfyMcBarferson #Leprechaun

Fook informs us that Violent J from Insane Clown Posse is coming to Utah on St. Patrick's Day. Hear our ICP parody called "The Dark Knight of the Juggalo". #ICP #StPaddysDay #utah #juggalo #clowns

We wrote a song for Leap Day! We dumb it down and highlight what's good and bad about #LeapYear #LeapDay #GreenDay #WhenIcomearound #JaRule #parody #altlakecity

Fook does Bernie Sanders, rapping to Public Enemy's Fight The Power. #berniesanders #fightthepower #feelthebern #altlakecity

Bernie Sanders raps to the tune of Sugarhill Gang! Also, Morning ALT discusses his hair and his spare-change-in-the-couch fundraising efforts. #FeelTheBern #BernieSanders #Raps #Sugarhillgang #parody #altlakecity

Some fun with The XX's Intro and Trump's recent rant on his microphone at a rally in Florida.

Steamy Star Wars Fan Fiction! We imagine r2d2 and c3po getting to know one another better. #starwars #fanfiction #altlakecity #alt1019 #altmorningshow