Spicy Curry Wonder Bread

Introducing our special guest Erik Abriss! He's a journalist, dog lover, comedy show producer and not to mention one of SCWB's prank call victims. We talk about the power of Social Media, hair updates, advanced vocabulary words and his new live comedy show in LA.

From engagement ring shopping to post-mating dildos nothing is off limits. Listen in as we prank call industry folks to recruit them for an upcoming "show."   

And they're back! The girls update us on their lives, discuss booger protocol, dabble in prank calls and test the patience of their abiding listeners. 

Our bodies, our rights! The women discuss the fuckery happening in this day and age. On a lighter note, we discuss makeup, the irony in having too many social plans, and the difference a beanie can make. 

 In non-trending news Bow Wow is apparently depressed we share our opinions or lack thereof. The ladies vent about the struggles of living with a man or Alanna, the reality of shower sex, thoughts on circumcisions and Jessica's new found girl crush.  

Producer, dog lover, sophisticated, and bald beauty are all words Alanna would use to describe their first guest EVER. Why, you might ask? Because he is her boyfriend. Tune in to hear them talk love, murder, and his new show on CNN. 

Mastering masturbation; the first (maybe the most important) topic of this episode! The trio discuss a range of things from mental health, Coachella, Game of Thrones, and we cannot forget the homeless man at 711.

And we are back (again). Stephanie returns to us older (perhaps wiser), Jessica is still blocked on Instagram by Brody Jenner, and Alanna has dabbled with psychedelics. Tune in as we delve into the aforementioned. Plus, 90 Day Fiancé and the poppy police. 

The ladies are back from a brief hiatus— and much has changed! Stephanie now speaks Hindi, Alanna finally reveals the secret to weight loss, and shit gets very strange when the trio reminisces on their most embarrassing middle school moments. 

Stephanie is getting ready for her annual family vacation and brings up the awkward nature of wearing a bikini in front of your dad. This prompts Alanna to share a very uncomfortable family rumor. Stephanie enlightens us on the process of arranged marriages vs "love marriages." We also discuss plastic surgery, traveling alone and the repercussions, and why we have more game when we're in a foreign country!

The ladies discuss a mysterious and unexplained phenomenon —  getting a "couple crush." They go on to talk about more frivolous uncertainties like life after death and religion. Tune in to find out more!

They say you shouldn't talk religion or politics, but who says reading your future is off limits? Alanna lights a candle, then tests her new-found hobby when giving the ladies extrasensory insight with Tarot cards. Jessica is apprehensive since she has been raised to believe this is the work of El Diablo. Steph gives a weekly update that you'll never expect. Tune in to hear what the fuck is even going on!

Abortion is a sensitive ass topic, but the ladies dive right in. Being almost 30 brings up a plethora of ‘taboo’ discussions. What is the protocol on one-night stands, do you leave or stay? Maybe it depends on their horoscope. Join us as we discuss female expiration dates, crystals, and our favorite foreign kid program; ESL.

This episode is shit. Literally. Alanna takes us on her Ralph’s public restroom adventure, which causes everyone to dump some shameful stories. Jessica tries to convince the room ranch is an acceptable diet supplement; eye roll, and the women keep it real with their "flow" into womanhood stories to end the convo on a gory note. 

Jessica shares big news, Stephanie reveals her very Indian middle name, Alanna gets roasted by her mother and keeps it real with issues in the workplace - all this while we explore the history of snowboarding and hopefully, an insightful takeaway.

January means resolutions, right? Maybe not. The gang goes into the new year with the same moral flexibility as they discuss Alanna’s vibrator following Steph, cohabitation with the opposite sex, farts in all forms, failed Christmas gifts, neglected pets, and Louboutins. How do you pronounce them anyways?

We talk engagement ring cost, things to do before 30, lube, stinky fingers, Stephanie's drinking problem, and the dryness we feel in our pants when boyfriend's shave their beards. Bare with us for our first episode ever of Spicy Curry Wonder Bread.    Follow us:   Instagram @spicycurrywonderbread Twitter: @SCWBpodcast