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Recorded 5.22.23 at the world-famous Hollywood Improv in Los Angeles, CA On the first Summer Break episode of the season, the guys are live in Los Angeles tackling the outrageous Ivan Reitman comedy, Twins! Why is it that Arnold’s character knows a ton of science-related facts, but has no idea what a phone or seatbelt is? Did they really have to go that hard on Danny in the screenplay? And what is with that Fast & Furious-esque third act? PLUS: The guys wear flammable shirts live on stage! Twins stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito, Kelly Preston, Chloe Webb, Bonnie Bartlett, David Caruso, Tony Jay, Nehemiah Persoff, Maury Chaykin, and Trey Wilson as Beetroot McKinley; directed by Ivan Reitman. Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month! We’ll be releasing new Patreon content all throughout August, so it’s the perfect time to join! Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravag

On the final On-Screen Live before our summer hiatus, we're giving our reviews of Greta Gerwig’s Barbie and Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer, analyzing the weekend box office, reacting to the new trailers for Alexander Payne’s, The Holdovers and Nia DaCosta’s The Marvels, going over the record-setting weekend box office, and more! On-Screen Live will return in September! Thanks so much for tuning in for this first run of episodes! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month! Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking Th

On this episode, it’s the season 13 finale as the guys finally get around to one of the most infamous flops of all time, The Postman! Why couldn’t Costner see that this needed to be cut down? Did he have any moment where he considered not playing the main character while also directing? And how many times are people screaming “Postman!” In this movie? PLUS: The guys consider celebrity prize fighting! The Postman stars Kevin Costner, all his children, Olivia Williams, Larenz Tate, Will Paton, James Russo, Daniel von Bargen, Giovanni Ribisi, Roberta Maxwell, Joe Santos, Peggy Lipton, Brian Anthony Wilson, and Tom Petty as… Himself? Directed by Kevin Costner. Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month! We’ll be releasing new Patreon content all throughout August, so it’s the perfect time to join! Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause! Chec

On this On-Screen Live, the guys are going over the weekend box office, chatting about Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1, reacting to trailers for Wonka and Ahsoka, and covering a couple Secret Movies™️ including the Christian possession horror, Nefarious! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month! Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Skeleton Juice, Spring Tour 2023, KONG & DILF Den designs! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreo

On this week’s show, it’s the penultimate episode of the season as the guys welcome back friend of the show and Vulture writer, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the abysmal teen sex comedy sequel, American Pie 2! Does this movie qualify as a Boob Comedy? Are these guys even friends who still like each other? And shouldn’t some of these characters been written out for the sequel? PLUS: Doctor Strange casts a spell to try and shave 30 minutes off this movie! American Pie 2 stars Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, Seann William Scott, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Chris Klein, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Natasha Lyonne, Tara Reid, Mena Suvari, Chris Owen, Eugene Levy, John Cho, Shannon Elizabeth, and Jennifer Coolidge as Stifler’s Mom; directed by J.B. Rogers. Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $3 a month! Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause! Check out the WH

On this On-Screen Live, the guys are chatting about Insidious: The Red Door, addressing Hugh Jackman's Yellow Wolverine costuming in Deadpool 3, reacting to the second Dune: Part Two and full Killers of the Flower Moon & Napoleon trailers, checking the weekend box office & more! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $3 a month! Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Skeleton Juice, Spring Tour 2023, KONG & DILF Den designs! Unlock Exclusive Conten

On this week’s show, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues with the gang chatting about the fun studio chop job, Mission: Impossible II! Will the Woo Cut ever see the light of day? How incredible is the spectacle level jump from the last movie to this one? And why couldn’t they cast a few more… memorable actors for some of these supporting roles? PLUS: If Tom Holland starred in a Ronin remake, would you watch? Mission: Impossible II stars Tom Cruise, Thandiwe Newton, Dougray Scott, Ving Rhames, Richard Roxburgh, John Polson, Rade Serbedzija, William Mapother, Brendan Gleeson, and Anthony Hopkins as Mission Commander Swanbeck; directed by John Woo. Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $3 a month! Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Skeleton Juice, Spring Tour 2023, KONG & DILF Den d

On this month’s W❤️M episode, the gang chats about the incredible espionage action flick that started it all, Brian De Palma’s Mission: Impossible! How many members of the original TV cast either walked out of or outright refused to see this movie due to brand loyalty? How great are all these practical make-up disguises for Cruise? And is George Lucas responsible for—hey now! This episode is for authorized personnel only, Ethan! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to access the full show by subscribing to our Patreon! Instantly unlock this W❤️M ep along with hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's On-Screen Live, the guys take a quick break from the long holiday weekend to go over the weekend box office, react to trailers like the one for the new Liam Neeson sit-down action movie, Retribution, chat about current releases like No Hard Feelings, FX's The Bear, and one of the summer's most anticipated films, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $3 a month! Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Skele

On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Toon Town as the guys welcome Bob Mackey and Henry Gilbert back to the program to chat about the totally abysmal live-action/animation hybrid, Garfield! Was Bill Murray that much of a ‘get’ for this movie that the studio accepted this disinterested, nothing vocal performance? Why is Garfield shaking his ass to the Black Eyed Peas and Baha Men in this movie? And how come Garfield is the only animal that’s a cartoon here? WOOF. PLUS: Thank GOD for Tobo in this movie! Garfield stars Breckin Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Stephen Tobolowsky, with the voices of Nick Cannon, Alan Cumming, David Eigenberg, Brad Garrett, Jimmy Kimmel, Debra Messing, Richard Kind, Debra Jo Rupp, and Bill Murray as the voice of Garfield; directed by Peter Hewitt. Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $3 a month! Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holida

On this edition of On-Screen Live, the guys are chatting about The Flash, Asteroid City, Marvel's Secret Invasion (including its bullshit opening sequence), Extraction II, the trailer for Kraven the Hunter, the weekend box office, another edition of Secret Movie, and more! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 2023 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes to Adventure Movie Land this week as the guys chat about the iffy-but-fun 1984 prequel, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom! As much as this film has some great scenes and set pieces, that dinner scene was, is, and always shall be wretched! But, how fantastic is Ke Huy Quan’s performance in this, along with his great chemistry with Ford? Is Willie Scott one of the most annoying characters in film history? And that entire mine cart sequence: Top 3 Indiana Jones action set piece, right? PLUS: An extended discussion on old-timey parachutes!  Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom stars Harrison Ford, Ke Huy Quan, Kate Capshaw, Amrish Puri, Roshan Seth, Philip Stone, David Yip, Roy Chiao, D.R. Nanayakkara, and, for some reason, Dan Aykroyd as Art Weber; directed by Steven Spielberg. Looking for more WHM-related content? Check out the hours and hours of exclusive bonus content on our Patreon! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new KONG, DILF Den, Grab-Ass &

The Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes shopping this week as the gang welcomes back friend of the show, Ben Worcester to chat about the not-great comedy, Paul Blart: Mall Cop! Why is 90% of this film’s comedy just poking fun at Kevin’s weight? Is Paul Blart a perfect Todd Solondz character? And is there anything more dated in this film than all the Segway comedy? Maybe the playing of Rock Band? PLUS: Much praise for the underrated teen comedy, Angus! Paul Blart: Mall Cop stars Kevin James, Keir O’Donnell, Jayma Mays, Raini Rodriguez, Shirley Knight, Steve Rannazzisi, Peter Garety, Bobby Cannavale, and Adam Ferrara as Sergeant Howard; directed by Steve Carr. Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $3 a month! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Tour 2023, KONG, DILF Den & Grab-Ass & Cancer designs! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on y

On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are looking over the weekend box office (will Spider-Verse continue its run on top or will the Maximals reign supreme?), chatting about new releases (Netflix's Arnold doc, anyone?), picking their fave sketches from this season of I Think You Should Leave, reacting to some new trailers (like EXPEND4BLES, lol), and more, including a brief wrap-up of this year's Tony Awards! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us!   Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes to Red Alert for this special Emergency Episode all about the brand-new Transformers motion picture, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts! Caution: if you have not yet seen this movie, we’re talking a blue streak about it this week, so yes, spoilers abound! Hey, why do these Maximals have hair? Why does Unicron look like a giant chocolate starfish? Who can we thank for the awesome soundtrack? Why didn’t they realize that Dominique Fishback’s character isn’t addressed by name until 30 minutes into the film? And wow, that giant cloud of smoke over Manhattan sure was prescient, wasn’t it? PLUS: Unicron gets the wrong Burger King order from Grub Hub! Transformers: Rise of the Beasts stars Anthony Ramos, Dominique Fishback, Luna Lauren Vélez, Tobe Nwigwe, Michael Kelly, and the voices of Ron Perlman, Peter Dinklage, Michelle Yeoh, Pete Davidson, Liza Koshy, John Dimaggio, David Soblolov, Michaela Jaé Rodriguez, Colman Domingo, Cristo Fernández, Tongayi Chirisa, and the legenda

For the kick-off of the 2023 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the guys are racing to save the land of Fantasia with a convo about the popular 1980s children’s film, The NeverEnding Story! Who is the bigger Disgusting Shit Boy (DSB) here, Bastian or Atreyu? How much does Bastian’s rotten father hate his little bookworm guts? And why didn’t they just fork over the cash and actually cast Ernest Borgnine to voice Falkor? PLUS: Freddy Krueger works as the janitor at Bastian’s school! The NeverEnding Story stars Garret Oliver, Gerald McRaney, Thomas Hill, Deep Roy, Tilo Prückner, Moses Gunn, Sydney Bromley, Tami Stronach, and Noah Hathaway as Atreyu; directed by Wolfgang Petersen. Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Tour 2023, KONG, DILF Den & Grab-Ass & Cancer designs! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener

On this month’s globetrotting W❤️M, the guys are chatting about the wildly good adventure sequel, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade! Is River Phoenix’s haircut period appropriate? Did Marcus Brody get brain damage in Venice? And how in the world did they not immediately see that—LOOK OUT, INDY! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with countless hours of bonus content and exclusive shows—including over 60 full-length WLM & WHM episodes—head over to our Patreon and sign up now! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded live at the Royal Theatre, Toronto, ON, Canada, 10.27.22 On this week’s episode, it’s the gang’s raucous live show from their Canadian debut where they talked a blue streak all about the abysmal horror sequel, Saw IV! Is John Kramer the single person keeping the mini tape recorder business going? Why did they cast so many dull, brown-haired dudes to play all these faceless, monosyllabically-named characters? And did Tobin Bell swipe his autopsy puppet from the prop department? PLUS: A live version of the VHS Trailer Game! Saw IV stars Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Scott Patterson, Betsy Russell, Lyriq Bent, Louis Ferreira, Donnie Wahlberg, and Angus Macfadyen as Jeff; directed by Darren Lynn Bousman. Looking for more WHM-related content? Check out the hours and hours of exclusive bonus content on our Patreon! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new KONG, DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cancer & SW Crispy Critters designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http

On this week’s episode, the guys are talking about a movie that originally took place in 2006, but now thanks to useless retconning is supposed to take place around 2013, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift! How dare they use “Bawitaba” in its entirety like this? Should Kid Rock take his own advice to get in the pit and try to love someone? And how was it that Steve wound up seeing Kid Rock live in concert? PLUS: Jesse Ventura gets drafted to go fight aliens around Jupiter and stops off at the moon base Hudson News! The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift stars Lucas Black, Sung Kang, Brian Tee, Nathalie Kelley, Brian Goodman, Bow Wow, and the legendary Sonny Chiba as Uncle Kamata; directed by Justin Lin. Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new KONG, DILF Den, Grab-Ass & Cancer & SW Crispy Critters designs! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock

On this week's ON-SCREEN LIVE! the guys are chatting about movies, shows and games they experienced over the weekend like Blackberry, The Muppets Mayhem, and The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom! They're also reacting to trailers for Meg 2: The Trench and Arnold, analyzing the weekend box office, taking a look at a super-terrible SECRET MOVIE, and more!  This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.