Geeking After Dark

Bart and Norma discuss fancy dog-themed restaurants, just enough election bull@#% to make you angry, and the dumpster fire that is the Elon-era Twitter!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss Fashion Week, the PA "debates," and Bart's getting old! Also, Voretaq returns!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss college touring and prison system philosophy; we also end with a short news bit regarding the passing of Racket, our in-studio helper and companion bearded dragon.

Bart and Norma discuss a rainbow fence feud, Oz and his fake felons for Fetterman stunt, and DeSantis pulls a migrant stunt that more or less backfires as it turns out "liberal elites" aren't "racist fascists". Oh, and they found the Perla Huerta that helped traffic the immigrants. Turns out "Perla" wasn't a pseudonym...

Bart and Norma discuss who is allowed to die first, Ron Desantis' migrant stunt may haunt him yet (think he'll get away with human trafficking still?) and whether the Cats CGI movie butthole release was a real thing...We also discuss how the economy works, from the viewpoint of people who don't understand economics.

Bart and Voretaq lament Voretaq's upcoming jury duty assignment, the fate of the queen's dogs, are all gameshow hosts terrible people?, be more careful with your DNA and a crypto company misplaces 10 million (aus) dollars...and didn't notice for 7 months.

Welcome back Voretaq! Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss glaciers, the death of the Queen, Dr Oz (AGAIN...WHY WON'T HE GO AWAY...) and mental defectives protesting non-existent litter boxes in schools.

Bart and Norma discuss PPP loan shenanigans, what happened to Richard Simmons?, racist couple throws racist party while insisting they're not racists, Google destroys digital life of a man because he dared get medical advice for his kid, and the Megan Coyne is hitting back against hypocrite GOP online!

Bart and Norma discuss buying human body parts, the funeral racket, bulletproof bags, McConnell vs. Trump, and taking a crudités break!

Bart and Norma discuss nursing homes abusing legal loopholes, Lake Mead is drying up, John Oliver (is there a time I don't enjoy his show?) and vandals on a golf course!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss guns in North Carolina schools (on purpose), The View is told not to call Turning Point USA a group of Nazis anymore, drivers who can't drive, Alex Jones apparently hires Trump-level legal talent, and Trump has the FBI drop in for milk and cookies in his Florida grift-ranch!

Bart and Norma discover that Ivana Trump is finally useful to someone...as a tax break. After a thorough roasting by her "family" giving their twisted versions of eulogies, she was laid to rest in a GOLF COURSE so Donny Sr. could enjoy tax breaks for his golf/farm/cemetery! Congratulations!

Bart and Norma discuss cars requiring subscriptions to work, the 10 year old from Ohio having an abortion was a bigger controversy than Bart thought it would be, celebrities using more water for...whatever...in a drought, and police/Amazon/etc. abuse information collection to spy on people!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss giddy-upping while drinking, Christian oppression in America, guns in Japan, our trip to the computer museum in Wall, NJ (I touched an ACTUAL BEBOX!) as well as the new e-assist on the trike!

It's a hectic time! We have trips, holidays, and general tons-o'-stuff to do! But I didn't want to go too long without an episode, so this is a recording of a "raw" recording session. No editing. No music. So if you've ever wondered what the episodes are like without removing the pauses, "um"s, and occasional verbal meandering (yes, as bad as it gets, I actually edit them down...), here's your chance to hear it! Most of the episode focuses on the latest Roe V. Wade judgement from the SCOTUS, but there are some occasional mentions of things like Hooters and PornHub. So...listener, beware!

Bart and Norma discuss mostly movies time, since we saw not one, but TWO movies this weekend. Top Gun: Maverick and Jurassic World: Dominion! Also, did you know you can sue if you get an STD from someone you barely know in their car? One woman has a few million reasons to celebrate after doing just that!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss Dr. Oz and his stance on THE DEVIL'S WEED, Bloomsburg wants to murder geese, Lauren Boebert illustrates the long history of GOP calling immigration reform a backdoor to WHITE REPLACEMENT THEORY because she's an idiot, and a graduate at a school for the gifted talks about being gay in a coded secret language to outsmart Floridians!

Bart and Norma discuss baby formula, Arby's testing a new milk shake flavor, why you shouldn't track your period using your phone apps anymore, Floriduh changes tack to continue their idiot plans to fight Disney, and Tucker Carlson may have helped push America back to pre-pandamic normalcy with a fresh rash of mass shootings in the name of "replacement theory"!