Dkm Hockey Podcast

After a busy fall and winter of making babies and having babies, John and Morgan return to the studio to talk about injuries, trades, and fandom.  It's kind of a dry show, but at least we're back!

John and Morgan welcome Jordan Mills to the show as Joe is on the IR while he battles a throat infection.  In the first segment the boys talk about the banged up CBJ, Ryan Johansen, and are surprised they forgot about the Scott Hartnell trade.  In segment two the boys talk about what they think the team will do this season.  In the last stanza we pick the mind of the CBJ's most loyal fan in an episode of Being John Kempovich.

Here it is ladies and gentlemen, a podcast episode with no redeeming value.  This episode is bad.  If you like long, drawn out, repetitive, drawn out long things that are repetitive and long, this podcast is for you.  If you don't like long repetitive things and prefer books with large pictures and few words, this podcast is not for you.  Morgan and John are completely drunk in this power hour episode.  They review the Ryan Johansen contract situation again in the first segment.  They debut the Bobby Mac Tribute song "Air Space Oddity" and unleash some new CBJ Garbage Pail Kids in the second segment.  And in the third segment Morgan presents the first installment of CBJ Drunken History.  HE IS HAMMERED.  Enjoy and #SeeYouAtCannonfest

In a less than hilarious two man episode, John and Morgan bring you the latest from July 2nd episode featuring the aftermath of the Free Agency Frenzy.  In segment one the dynamic duo discuss the Hartnell/Umberger trade.  In segment two, the boys break down Restricted Free Agency and the Johansen situation.  In segment three, the boys bask in their awesomeness and see how their off season predictions have gone thus far.  They also go over some current event type things.  Man, they need Joe back as host ASAP.

The Blue Jackets have exited form the Playoffs and Joe, John, and Morgan have returned to the studio.  In the first segment the boys reminisce about the playoffs and lament the the loss. They also make some recommendations on how to better reveal the "We Are the 5th Line" banner.  In the second segment the boys welcome the legendary Greg Wyshynski to talk about the Blue Jackets, Sociopathic Patrick Roy, and Hockey players that look like female celebrities.  In the third segment the boys are going to prove how awesome they are by picking what will happen to existing players in the upcoming off season.

We're trapped in glass case of emotion!!!  Following the Blue Jackets emotional game four win over Pittsbught in the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, Joe, John, and Morgan share their individual experience from that great night!

Here it is folks, the FIRST EVER first round playoff edition!  Joe, John, and Morgan set up shop at Nationwide Arena to bring you their experience during Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs between the Blue Jackets and the Pittsburgh Penguins!  In segment one the boys share their jubilation and Kemp give his Big Five.  In the second segment, the boys have had two periods of hockey to digest and talk about the Tweet Up Behind the Cannon.  And in the final segment, we has a sad.

It's the first ever "We are in the Playoffs" edition of the DKM Podcast!  In the first segment Joe, John, and Morgan troll the Leafs, talk about this year's team, and pay homage to the retiring Tom Fellrath of the Dark Blue Jacket.  In the second segment the Hustle Boys receive a mysterious call for the Ghost at Nationwide AND REVEALS THEIR IDENTITY TO THE WORLD.  Fear not, not all is lost.  In the third segment, since John decided to show up, the boys round out the show with an Episode of Being John Kempovich

Yes folks, this is actually a published Social Station Podcast recorded on March 28th, 2014 vs the Pittsburgh Penguins.  John has gone missing aboard Flight MH370 and it's up to Joe and Morgan to do yet another two man show.  In the first segment the two of them break down the remaining schedule for the Blue Jackets.  In the second segment, Joe and Morgan ponder what some of the CBJ players powers would be if they were super heroes.  Joe hatches the brilliant idea for the "Hustle Boys" series of books featuring Cammer and Matty.  And in the third segment, the boys ponder the loss to the Penguins, gush over spending the evening with former NHL goalie Damian Rhodes, and compare hangover remedies. 

Morgan makes the trip to the first CBJ Artillery Fest at the Pig Skin in Athen, OH on the Ohio University Campus.  Girls half his age abound in this matinee showdown vs the NY Islanders.  This show is a testatment to the power of promoting an event solely through social media!  In the first segment Morgan is joined by Matt and Jordan of THE CBJ Artillery as well as Tony from OU's hockey student supporter The Gang Green.  Tony tells his perspective on OU's hockey program and Rick Nash's shenanigans.  In the second segment, TJ from CBJ Nation, CBJ Ice crew member Danielle Podlowski, and meterology extraordinairre Ted join the show to talk all things 1994.  And in the final segment Jordan helps Morgan close out a stinker of a game vs the New York Islanders as we welcome the Boys from Hockey BS to the podcaset.  PS, you can order a Burger, two pitchers of beers, tip $10 and only spend $26 dollars at the Pigskin.  Gosh we miss college bars.

DKM Hockey is back and better than it was yesterday, but not as good as it will be tomorrow!  Joe and Morgan wade through such issues as Cam Atkinson's pine riding, the return of Jared Boll, and why it's the referee's fault when the Blue Jackets don't score.  John is doing his best MH370 impersonation with yet another disappearance.  The boys welcome Jared from NYR Unlimited to the show to talk about Nash, Brassard, and Dorsett.  In the third segment the Joe and Morgan reminisce about their wonderful Glamour Shots and introduce the song "With or Without Nash."

OMG, it's the NHL trade deadline!  In the first segment the boys share stories on how they spent they day on social media.  In segment two Joe, John, and Morgan welcome back APSE winning Aaron Portzline to the podcast.  Porty breaks down the day's festivities as it relates to the Columbus Blue Jackets.  In segment three the boys bring back everyone's favorite bit, "Being John Kempovich"

It's Episode XXX and the boys are sober.  Weird how that happens.  In the first segment Joe, John, and Morgan discuss the Rbar experience for the USA vs Soviet Union Russia prelimary Olympic hockey game.  In the second segment, they boys welcome Jeff Rimer back to the show to talk all things Olympic break.  And in the third segment, Joe and John do everything they can to Make Morgan Mad.

It's an R Bar viewing Party! Joe, John, and Morgan watch the last game before the Olympic break from the R Bar in the arena district. In segment one the boys recap the Jackets last few games. In segment, the boys welcome blogger extrordinaire and AAA Ohio Blue Jackets intern @iamaraindancer to the show for some trivia. During segment three, the boys from THE CBJ ARTILLERY stop by to ramble on. And in the final bonus segment, Dennis Kelley stops by to debut our latest song, "Equipment Man."

The DKM Crew is a man down as Joe is AWOL for the 28th episode.  John and Morgan try to split hosting duties.  In the first segment John and Morgan talk streaks and what in the world to with Marian Gaborik.  In segment two we redebut John's "Big Five" where John asks five questions on every CBJ Fan's mind.  In segment three John plays 'Ghost at Nationwide's Real or Fake' where Morgan reads the name of a CBJ player fan twitter account and John guesses if it's real or fake.

Joe, John, and Morgan are back after the Christmas holiday and are ready to do some podcasting. In the first segment the boys discuss the recent play of the team, the return of Sergei Bobrovsky, and share some new year's resolutions.  During the second segment, the boys welcome Dennis Kelly II of Boone's Goons and release John Kemp's epic musical number, "Brick by Brick" with vocals by Mr. Kelly.  In segment three the boys welcome the CBJ Magic 8 ball to the show and discuss CBJ themed Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavors.

Joe and Morgan are again a man down as John is on the 15 day DL with a throat infection.  Joe and Morgan break down the CBJ parabolic orbit over the last 10 days.  In the second segment, Joe introduces and idea that would make the game more appealing to novices.  John is not forgotten as he sends in 3 trivia questions each for Joe and Morgan to ask each other.  The winner gets a free Chipotle Burrito.  To round out the hour long show, Joe and Morgan reach into the archives and find a Rat Pack-esqe Blue Jackets rendition of "My Favorite Things."  It's awesome. 

Joe and Morgan saddle up at Buffalo Wild Wings at Polaris for a #CBJBWW viewing party! John was unable to join the Cast de Pod so we enlist the services of Intern Zach to round our the Cast of Three. Intern Zach says like 7 words the entire episode. The first segment container a recap of the Bi-Polar Nature of the recent CBJ games. In segment two, we review the CBJ Drinking Game for the 2013-2014 seaon. In segment 2.5 two lovely members of the CBJ Ice Crew stop by for an interview. And by the third segement everybody is completely hammered and we try a new segment called, Making Morgan Mad.

DKM Hockey Podcast: Episode 23 - the search for episode 22!  Joe, John, and Morgan return for an LP session in Episode 23.  Episode 22 will forever be lost as a podcasting glitch.  These things happen.  The boys need answers about the team's consistency and they welcome Jeff Rimer to the first segment of the show.  Jeff's insight into the makeup of the CBJ dressing room and culture puts the boys at ease.  In the second segement, with Jeff Rimer covering many points to be covered later in the show, the boys return to the amature podcast status to discuss the CBJ Social Station experience and have some more fun with the CBJ Magic 8 ball.  Segment three is everyone's favorite - Being John Kempovich. 

It's a two and a half men show!  No, Morgan does not go all Charlie Sheen on us in this episode.  John is AWOL for part of this technological disaster of a show.  To help out, Dan from The Cannon joins us to give us his assessment of the CBJ 5 games into the 2013-14 campaign.  Joe and Morgan take on the second segment in tandom and introduce a refined CBJ Magic 8 ball and get a couple unexpected surprises.  John joins the rest of the second segment to bring closure to the great DKM burrito debate.  And in the thirs segment, the boys announce the winner of the DKM Contest Contest Winner and release their fourth parody song, "If you like Boomer the Cannon."  Joe and Morgan CANNOT SING.  You have been warned.