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No seriously. I mean, maybe the odd one got away but it wasn’t because we remembered what episode number it was. We seriously forgot! This is the most important milestone of all and we missed it! We forgot, we fucked up! It’s our fault! Mostly Doba’s fault, but it’s our fault! This week’s big topics The post Episode 69: The One Without a Sex Joke appeared first on Read the Manual.

HE’S POPPING OUT OF THE BATHTUB AND COMING AT YOU BUT FOR SOME REASON ALL YOU CAN DO IS WALK SLOWLY UP THE STAIRS. DON’T HIDE UNDER THE BED. YES, IT SHOULD WORK BUT IT DOESN’T. IT JUST FUCKING DOESN’T OKAY!? HE SEES YOU AND YOU DIE. JUST RUN DAMNIT! RUN JENNIFER RUN! DAMNIT JENNIFER The post Episode 68: A MIDGET WITH SCISSORS appeared first on Read the Manual.

FOR THE RECORD none of the things we talk about are illegal. As far as we know. This week’s big topics include Doba’s Hawaii vacation, The Sound of Music, Oklahoma, Slumdog Millionaire, Famitrance, The Wack, Yeezus (Kanye West), The Doopees, Jerry Reed, Ultimate Diamond, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, MrEpicOSTs, Twilight Symphony, Time’s End: Majora’s Mask Remixed, The post Episode 67: Cops Don’t Listen (Please) appeared first on Read the Manual.

MICHAELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL JORDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN This week’s big topics include Heavenly, RAM, Deerhoof, Seinfeld, Man of Steel, Spongebob Squarepants, Clerks, GameCenter CX, Super Smash Bros, Project M, You Don’t Know Jack, Mario Tennis, Donkey Kong 64, Valkyria Chronicles, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Super Mario 64, No One Can Stop Mr. Domino, NBA Courtside 2002, Castlevania: Symphony of the The post Episode 66: SPORTS appeared first on Read the Manual.

Feeed the biiiiiirds…. FEED THE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRDS… This week’s big topics include R.A.M., Christopher Lee, Louis Prima, Cucumber Quest Fan OST, Kishi Bashi, Die Antwoord, X-Men: First Class, Moomins, One Piece, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Malcolm In The Middle, The Paper Chase, Simpsons Season 10, VVVVVV, Footbrawl, Cheering Works!, Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, The The post Episode 65: Ben Sings As Doba Leaves appeared first on Read the Manual.

Seeing trouble on the horizon, Ben and Doba must go the one place they never wanted to go: A counselor. This would be much cooler if it were a councillor which I always want to spell as counciler. Just imagine Ben and Doba standing in front of a council, ZeroRanma sits in the center. He The post Episode 64: Zero’s Discount Family Counseling appeared first on Read the Manual.

I have nothing clever for this episode’s post (or for any episode’s post) so let’s just cut the crap and get right to it. Joe Bush from camp joins us as we once again remind the world that Doba goes off to camp soon! But only for a little bit this year. We think. We The post Episode 63: Super Mature Chats With Joe Bush appeared first on Read the Manual.

Everybody open up your text books to page 10, today we’re gonna talk about math. So much math. No Timmy, you can’t go to the bathroom. No Timmy, I don’t care if you’re about the die from an exploded bladder. Yes Timmy, I am sure you’ll use this in life one day. No Timmy, I The post Episode 62: Cool Math Dot Com appeared first on Read the Manual.

In this special edition of Read the Manual Ben tells a story of how he almost died. The big twist at the end is that this isn’t actually a special edition of Read the Manual, you’ve been had. You’ve been diddled again, and yes I’m sure that does mean something entirely perverted. It’s felt like The post Episode 61: Ben Flips a Car appeared first on Read the Manual.

Since episode 60 was lackluster and not special we decided to record and release the next episode early. If you’ll read all the subjects below you’ll see that we worked hard to make this one a big deal. We did all this crap for you people, are you happy? GET OFF OUR BACKS ALREADY, GAHD. The post Episode Sixty-One: Plastic Surgery Edition appeared first on Read the Manual.

For some reason Doba figured it’d be a good idea to come home at 4AM and start recording immediately. We don’t know why, there was plenty of time the next day or even the day after that. So sit and listen as he continues to get more and more delirious because the hours pass by The post Episode 60: As The Delirium Slowly Kicks In appeared first on Read the Manual.

In a special RTM thingy we discuss Time Out’s Top 50 Animated films of all time. Which ones have we seen, which have we not? Which ones have we not even heard of? Which films do we want on there that we think should have been? All that and more! … Well, actually just all The post RTM Special: The Top 50 Animated Films appeared first on Read the Manual.

Are you a fan of background noise? So are we. Please listen to our hours long infomercial about background noise. We promise you’ll be buying background noise by the end. Background noise is the new fad, the fashionable thing, the next trend. Everybody wants background noise. Everybody. EVERYBODY. TAKE IT. This week’s big topics include The post Episode 59: Background Noise appeared first on Read the Manual.

At last, the Oscars themselves start and we are still recording! Sure Red Carpet made us want to die, but the Academy Awards themselves can’t be all bad, right? … Just listen to our recording. It’s all we have for you. We’re sorry. We’re so sorry. If you somehow make it through the whole thing The post RTM Oscars 2: Oscar HARDER appeared first on Read the Manual.

RTM starts out their Oscar night with Red Carpet coverage! It doesn’t take long for us to greatly regret their decision. After two hours of orange dresses (that are actually red), awkward interviews, Reese Witherspoon being gorgeous, weird mystery boxes, commercial breaks, Anne Hathaway being gorgeous, Sabretooth, and much more, we kind of want to The post RTM Oscars: Red Carpet Commentary appeared first on Read the Manual.

On today’s episode we not only break Ben but we also hear him describe the most dangerous game in the world. Well… not really dangerous, but risky. Well, not really risky either. Or rewarding. Ben’s explanation makes me wonder why people play it in the first place. Obviously it’s not for the money or fame The post Episode 58: The Rap Game~ appeared first on Read the Manual.

In order to keep the spoilers out of the episode and still be able to get the massive fangasming out of our systems, Ben and I sit down and talk about Sly 4 in a seperate “episode” without holding back. Everything we loved and disliked about this wonderful game that we waited eight years for. The post Episode 57.5: Sly Cooper 4 EXTRAVAGANZA appeared first on Read the Manual.

We’ve got a lot to talk about this week, even outside of Sly’s release… WAIT SLY GOT RELEASED!? WHY ARE WE EVEN HERE? WE’RE RECORDING A PODCAST!? NO. NO WE SHOULD BE PLAYING SLY. WE SHOULD ALWAYS BE PLAYING SLY. ALWAYS AND FOREVER. It is at this point that we realize we are crazy. Absolutely The post Episode 57: BETTER CLOSE THOSE FURNACE DOORS appeared first on Read the Manual.

Confused by the title? So are we. Also, fair warning that Ben talks for a long time about anime and movies. Who’s idea was it to put the new anime season and Ben’s Academy Awards marathon at the same time? Because I want to punch them. In the face. And the dick. Both. At the The post Episode 56: Read The Manual Episode 66 appeared first on Read the Manual.

HEY WE’RE LATE. Cause Doba moved. Cause that happened. Doba’s free. He is free like a bird to fly in the sky of not living with family it’s finally time for him to die cold and alone. But until then please enjoy this episode of RTM so you can die along with him. This week’s The post Episode 55: Better Late Than Ever appeared first on Read the Manual.