Drunks And Dragons - Dungeons And Dragons 5e Actual Play

When you are face to face with Ioun the goddess of knowledge you gotta take advantage of it. Our heroes are about to journey into extremely dangerous planes so naturally they try to get as much info as possible. Apparently they solved the safer god problems and the next few are a doozy and a half. They all sound terrible. But being a hero means you jump into danger when called to do so. Being a living hero means you make sure you know where you are landing and if the air is poison. Podcast art by @DoodleKm! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The battle outside Deephome rages on, but will our heroes be able to keep their rag tag army in check against the onslaught of the approaching Dragons!? That is such a stressful thing to think about! Did we ever imagine the Aludra who woke up on that slab all those years ago and would be commanding an army? They grow up so fast. Unfortunately, there is another shade from Aludra's past on the horizon. Surely... it cannot be...I will not say that heroes name! Trickster! Charlatan! Podcast art by @sanderdoesart! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Turns out there are lots of bad things going on throughout Drunkeros but luckily Queen Aludra has called her allies to defend Deephome. Listen as we play out a huge battle and repel thousands of enemies from the entrance of the dwarven home land of Deephome. Gasp as a mighty brontosaurus covered in goblins smashes the ranks of a dragonborn cavalry. Stare in awe at a dragons approach over the horizon!Podcast art by @cclaray! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Before we jump into the next chunk of this arc we wanted to take a moment to answer y'all's burning questions! Thank you all so much for writing in. We always love doing these eps since it gives us a chance to wild out a bit. Next episode we will I guess go into some sort of worse place than Prison Planet so that is something nice to think about. I think one of the planes was entirely on fire? Working on our tans would be nice, I guess... Anyways I don't think there are any controversial questions this time (Pie is better than Cake) but feel free to scream at your listening device along with us.Podcast art by @DoodleKm! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I think it is safe to say that the heroes of our story needed to let off a little steam. To collectively exhale, let their guard down and just act like all of existence isn't being threatened by some all powerful force. Luckily they have made some allies that many consider gods. It is good to have friends like that. Friends who have whole cities named after them. Podcast art by @sanderdoesart! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Having defeated Josail Longshadow our crew of adventurers must decide what to do with the frozen bodies of Torog and Pelor. Pelor is pretty simple: release him. Torog...well Torog will probably be pretty mad and in a "squash small things" mood. Whatever they decide, fate has dealt them a hand that forces them to keep moving forward or else more gods of the realm will be captured. Captured gods tend to have disastrous effects on their local population so they barely have time to catch their breath. That is the life of a hero for you.Podcast art by @mcwafflez45! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Few Podcasts survive to make their 300th episode and we probably would have been one of them if not for you! We are not kidding - we would have quit a long time ago ha ha. You choosing to join us for this wild ride has meant so, so, so, so much to all of us! Now we ask you to join us on our next journey. Our next safer and more ad friendly arc. Our answer to "wait, they just get drunk and play D&D...no thanks". Our earnest desire to be respected by WotC. Please respectfully, minding the local sound ordinances, for Swords and Sobriety Episode 1.All kidding aside, we had so much fun recording this long episode. Maybe a little too much... Podcast art byPodcast art by @YourDarlingSon! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This is it! Josail Longshadow and Pelor is within our grasps! We are stronger than ever and full of righteous anger. Our quest is to free a god for, Pelor's sake, so we have no choice but to pull out all the stops and end this once and for all. Well, until the next god goes missing. But we are even more prepared for that! We must stop whatever is going on here because not only our plane but all planes of existence could be wiped out! I hope Josail wore a clean pair of undies today.Podcast art by @LadyVidalis! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I think we all knew there was going to be something weird inside the armory or whatever your would call this room. An impound? Is that what you would call it? Anyway this creature is terrifying and I hate fighting it. Something...is screaming inside. Something, dare I say, familiar? Every quest has a moment when you stop and just for one second appreciate just how weird things have gotten. Hopefully this weird crystal belly haver is that moment. Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hello, wonderful adventurers! Due to some illness we are sharing this special Waterdeep: Dragon Heist themed episode. We had two special guest and oh my lorde it was so much fun. Super duper thank you to Carlos Luna and Adal Rifai for joining us on this adventure. So grab your favorite mixture of Dr. Pepper (I am a 60% pepper, 30% diet coke, 10% pepsi man) and listen as we save the day. Sort of. Well...we make it easier for others to save the day. But we definitely helped!You can find the rest of the Podcast of Waterdeep story on http://dnd.wizards.com/dungeon-delve/podcast-hub. Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Having defeated those weird...creatures and saved Ekhart, the gang now has to journey to the prison offices. Hopefully all of their loot is there. As it often happens, more and more guards are like, trying to stop them? Luckily, we have several...demon or dog based tricks up our sleeves.Podcast art by @IForgetHisName! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Falling down a big hole usually leads to fun, new experiences but not today! Luckily, our good friend Eckhart Day Hammer is here. But it looks like he is getting…eaten alive? This hole sucks to be in. Podcast art by @sanderdoesart! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Half the team hasn't returned from their meeting with The Baus and Jimmy Skags is running his mouth. Luckily Toby's potion is ready to go and probably isn't poison! Looks like it is time for Plan B(ean) and a head on confrontation with The Baus.  Podcast art by @kikyo_cat! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

When a plan just makes sense, you can't think about it too hard. You just have to go for it. Making a crime boss eat his own poisoned pin in a bowl of beans is both poetic and a richly deserved fate. In this episode we watch this beautifully concocted plan play out. Nothing goes wrong. Podcast art by @cclaray! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Now that Skud has low friends in high places things continue to get dicey. Especially since we can't really trust all these damn low friends. Not surprising but still so dang disappointing! Anyways, we are closing in on several of our small time goals in the big house so I got a feeling we are going to breaking out of this damn place soon! Hell yea!Podcast art by @emily_ee_draws! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Slowly but surely the gang is getting their footing in this terrible prison. But, they need to make sure they do not botch this up since they will only have one real chance to grab the blood or the book before the guards get wise and do something about it. Maybe it is losing some of their magical abilities but it looks like our heroes are showing some restraint for the first time ever. But as we are finding out making allies in this place is just as dangerous as fighting a large Slaad. Luckily we have all these tasty and nutritious beans and corns. Well, the corn isn't for us...but still.  Podcast art by @artsy22ajl! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

When you have nothing to work with in a magical super prison you have to latch onto the small victories. Maybe you get a small rock or a sharpened toothbrush. Who knows what a level 17 adventurer could do with that? Baby steps is the name of the game. Plus, you have to keep your moral up in a place like this. And nothing would make me and my buds happier than that sausage platter over there. I think that guard has a plate of 90 sausages...that is so many. Podcast art by @the_checha! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Having gotten their work assignments, our heroes now actually have to go to them and perform adequately enough to not get fired or murdered. Things are very strict in this prison city so naturally our jobs are not that great. But, there are some great secrets and even greater joys to be found for those that look for them. Plus, everyone gets to eat some nice beans, which is great for the soul. Podcast art by @killurmonkey! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Things sure are complicated in this prison. I guess it is probably the most complicated prison in all of the realms if you think about it. Anyways, we gotta get out of here and I guess free our blood? That is a weird thing to say but we have definitely said weirder things. But even if we escape the physical grounds of the prison who knows what they can do with our blood. So, that is a huge priority. So is getting to work! Finally, we got our job assignments. Podcast art by @killurmonkey! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

When starting any new life activity - prison included - you have GOT to make a great first impression. One well-known way to do that it is a sucker-punk the biggest prisoner in the place. In this episode we go ahead and explore that space. Oh, and Skud is back. Oh, and what's up with Frank's new friends?  Podcast art by @Floyd_jpg! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.