Roz & Mocha

For the last couple years Roz & Mocha have been helping you during ‘Roz & Mocha Fix My Life’. There have been breaks ups, make ups and everything in between. Here are some of the most memorable Fix My Life moments.

The question is, ‘how much time in your life will you spend farting? Each fart lasts 1 second, that’s 8,623.125 minutes of farting, or 143.719 hours. We check in with Todrick Hall about pride. And Brooke Lynn Hites joins us to chat about ‘Canada’s Drag Race’! Plus, a round of ’30 Seconds Or Less’ where Mocha & Maurie go head-to-head to see who can finish a class of heavy cream in 30 seconds or less.

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau called into The Roz & Mocha Show to chat about Pride and how he will be celebrating virtually this year. Plus, they spoke about Covid, senior care and the boarder situation. White House Medical Advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci joined us to talk about how Covid is affecting the NBA and the big spike in Florida. Plus, Billy Porter calls in to chat pride! We cold call fathers for Fathers Day to tell some jokes. We learn about the ‘Wet Rag Rule’ in Baseball and we play a round of the Roz & Mocha original game ‘5IN7’!

The one thing you’ve always told us is that you LOVE when we play our Roz & Mocha original games! This is a special all games edition of the podcast! From ‘Mouth Charades’, ‘5IN7’ to Pinch and more!

According to a new study by psychologists at the University of Rochester in New York, playing hard-to-get REALLY works when it comes to dating. We celebrate the 13th anniversary of the ending of ‘The Sopranos’ by opening up the Johnny Depp School Of Acting. Toronto Mayor John Tory calls in to wish Maurie a happy birthday! Plus, Judd Apatow joins us to chat about his new movie “The King of Staten Island' which stars Pete Davidson.

A survey earlier this year asked 2,000 people, “If you won the lottery, would you give your significant other half?” The answers are not particularly good news for couples. Is Tara Reid going to star as ‘Tiger King’s’ Carol Baskin in a movie? She joins us to clear the air. Toronto Police Chief Mark Saunders joins us to talk about protests in the city. Plus, Josh Gad joins us to talk about his new movie ‘Artemis Fowl’.

Do you have a bump at the top of the inside of your mouth? a small percentage of the population have one. The bump is called ‘Torus Palatinus and it is harmless. We cold call random people to have them check for the bump. According to a survey of 1,300 people, "Mr. Blue Sky" by ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA is the Happiest Song of All Time. Roz and Mocha run down the full list of 50 Happiest Songs of All Time. Roz and Mocha fan Princess needs our help after finding her dad on a sugar daddy app. Matthew cuts Maurie’s hair and we have the audio! Plus Toronto Mayor John Tory is back on the show to update us on Covid-19 in the city. Also, The Mayor of Acton Rick Bonnette joins us after we received reports that Roz Weston Lane is a mess.

With the new rules in Ontario we can get a massage but still cant see our parents so, we check in with Mocha’s dad Vern to see if he’d do a couples massage so the two could hang out. The tuna melt is getting a comeback, thanks to everyone stocking up on canned fish. 2,000 people were asked to name the least sharable things in life. Roz was almost accused of cheating, because crumpled up face masks look like thongs! Plus, We’ll play a round of the new Roz & Mocha original game “SNAPPED”

Kellogg's is making all of our sugary-cereal dreams come true by releasing the first-ever cereal mashup between Frosted Flakes and Froot Loops. We never thought Jimmy Fallon would steal from US! Roz & Mocha fan Robyn updates us on her mad crush on her neighbor. An expert in sensory science came up with a seven-step process for the perfect ice-cream eating experience. It includes some tricks, like taking smaller bites, putting the spoon in your mouth upside down, breathing in through your mouth and waiting 12 seconds before you swallow. Plus, we’ll visit our favorite Reddit thread; ‘Shower Thoughts’. And we’ll play a round of ‘Name That Quarantune’.

"America's Got Talent" season 15 premieres this week on CityTv! Terry Crews joined Roz & Mocha to chat about the new season and how Covid will effect the show. Plus, they talk about the emotional audition of Archie Williams. Dr. Dina Kulik is a Toronto pediatrician, kids health expert and the founder and director of Kidcrew. She joined us to answer many of your Covid-19 questions. The culture and lifestyle extraordinaire on ‘Queer Eye’, Karamo Brown joined us to chat about season 5 of the hit show premiering on Netflix June 5th. Plus, they chat about his wedding having to be canceled due to Covid and his touching re-proposal to his fiancé, Ian. Today's challenge in the ’30 Seconds Or Less’ game was to read all 50 words in "Green Eggs In Ham" in 30 seconds or less. Plus, a round of Mouth Charades!

The 4th chapter in our ‘Quarantales’ where we randomly call people and each person ads a line to the story. Toronto’s medical officer of health Dr Eileen De Villa joins us to answer some top Covid questions, like when we can see our families again. We celebrate ‘Talk Like Yoda Day’! Plus a round of The Roz & Mocha original game ‘5IN7’!

New Roz & Mocha game alert! As we unveil “Snapped”! Mocha & Damnit Maurie have over sized rubber bands around their neck and for each wrong answer the pull out the band to arms length and let go… OUCH! Roz chats with Big Ed from ’90 Day Fiance’. Toronto Mayor John Tory is back on the show for a Covid update. Plus, Lilly Singh joins us to chat about her quarantine and the renewal of her talk show for a 2nd season. And we’ll celebrate Busta Rhymes birthday by trying to speed rap like him. 

Another round of The Roz & Mocha original game ’30 Seconds Or Less’. Today’s challenge, can either Mocha or Maurie do 101 finger snaps in under 30 seconds? Toronto Zoo CEO Dolph Dejoung joins us to talk about the new baby giraffe. There’s a good chance you’ll disagree with ESPN’s list of Top 10 NBA Players of all time, which has the late Kobe Bryant at #9! Plus we celebrate National Limerick Day!

Harry from Netflix’s ‘Too Hot To Handle’ joins us to chat about proposing to Francesca and updates us on their relationship. Find out how Shem did in round 2 on Serge Ibaka’s Instagram talent show, ‘How Talented Are You?’. We randomly call moms and tell them some Mother’s Day jokes. We’ve got some of the first chapter of the ‘Hunger Games’ prequel ‘The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes’. Plus we celebrate Chicken Dance Day!

Another round of "30 Seconds Or Less" Today's was by request from Brandon who wanted to see if Mocha & Maurie could tie a tie in 30 seconds or less! DJ Suede The Remix God joins us to chat about his remix of the new viral song by an 8 year old called ‘I Wonder What’s Inside Your Butthole?’. What are you eating more of while in quarantine? We learned Roz is eating WAY to many chicken wings! Plus, the first ever city council Zoom meeting gave us some epic outtake audio!

We celebrate Star Wars Day by cold calling random people to see who they can do an impression of. Plus, we open up the Johnny Depp School of Acting for a scene from ‘The Empire Strikes Back’! Another round of "30 Seconds Or Less"! Today's was by request from Lynz who suggested eating a peeled lemon in 30 seconds or less. Ontario Premier Doug Ford joins Roz And Mocha for a Covid19 update about the school year, haircuts and more. Plus, Toronto Blue Jays President Mark Shapiro chats with us about the possible MLB season.

Another edition of QuaranTALES, where we randomly call people and everyone ads a line to create a new story. Breakout star from the Netflix show “Too Hot To Handle” Francesca joins us! Shem auditioned for Serge Ibaka’s Instagram talent show. Plus, the pentagon releases UFO video!

What’s the weirdest thing you learned about your partner during quarantine? We randomly called people to find out. New Roz & Mocha game “30 Seconds Or Less” this time, can either Mocha or Maurie make a balloon animal in 30 seconds… Or less?! Toronto Raptors coach Nick Nurse joined us and updates us on how the team is doing during Covid19. Plus, Toronto mayor John Tory is back on the show to chat Covid19 and the High Park cherry blossoms going online. Plus the ‘Tiger King’ song “Here Kitty Kitty” remix you didn’t know you needed. Plus, Robbie Amell joins us to talk about his new show “Upload” which is available on Amazon Prime now.

You're not old until you turn 57, according to a new survey and the most common things people worry about as they age are: Overall health, wrinkles, weight gain, gray hair and hair loss. Roz has finally started watching ‘Too Hot To Handle’ on Netflix. ‘Watch What Happens Live’ host Andy Cohen joins us to talk about his recovery from Covid19. We’ll play a round of ‘5IN7’! Plus, ‘Aladdin’ star Mena Massoud gives us a call to talk about what he’s dong in quarantine in LA.

What are some of the hardest skills to teach your kids? New survey asked that very question and some of the results are teaching them to write their name, brushing their teeth & telling time. Ryan Reynolds joins us to talk about how his quarantine is going and how he’s joined forces with ConquerCovid19.ca. ‘Kim’s Convenience’ and Marvel Star Simu Liu joins us from Sydney, Australia to talk about how production of 'Shang-Chi and the ‘Legend of the Ten Rings' has halted and how he’s filling his time there. We get in on the trending topic, #5PerfectMovies by adding some titles of our own. Plus we play another round of ‘Name that Quarantune’! And, Scott McGillivray on his new show "Scott’s Vacation House Rules"!