Roz & Mocha

Leafs Vs. Sens fan reactions. Jelly Roll talks weight loss. Massive power outage in Europe. Travis Kelce unfollowed Ryan Reynolds. Mark Carney is the new PM. Oldest woman ever is from England. 

How would we all react if our siblings moved in with us? What is the difference between a button and a pin? What celeb do we all look like? Will we use public bathrooms? Would we clone our dead pets?

 After a shower, do we dry off while still in the shower or after stepping out? What are Mocha’s favourite pair of sneakers? Do we put our finished laundry or dishes away as soon as they’re done or do we procrastinate with it? What’s something that if we’re offered by someone, we can’t turn down?

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‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – It’s all things food! Maurie makes pickles. What if pasta was good for you and are we eating spaghetti wrong?!

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, how to come clean to your parents about a lie, being honest to your friend about her new teeth and an update on love, plus, owning a Tesla but dealing with the hate. 

Maurie chats with Penn Badgley about ‘YOU’ season 5 on Netflix. Reaction for all the Leafs playoff wins so far. On the red carpet for ‘Andor’ season 2 with Stellan Skarsgård & Genevieve O’Reilly. How someone annoyed Mocha at work. Study finds men don’t hear as well as woman. 

Pope Francis has passed away at the age of 88. Elizabeth Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus are rumoured to be a couple. Jelly Roll once pooped himself on stage. John Cena admits to hair transplant. Wiz Khalifa believes the Earth is flat. New music from Lorde and Happy 20th YouTube. 

If Canada had a Hunger Games style tournament, which province would win? If we had to pick one item in the studio to survive a Zombie Apocalypse what would we pick? When was the last time we did something for the first time? If we were stranded on a deserted island with one of the others on the show, who would we wish it was? 

We have to delete ALL BUT ONE APP from our smartphone, what are we keeping? Thoughts on men shaving their underarms? Which of the two smells better? Fresh cut grass or bread baking in the oven? Would we rather eat cold fries or microwaved fries for the rest of our life? 

We’re chatting with fans at Coachella, including a fan front row at Lady Gaga’s show! Can fish see water? Do raisins belong in carrot cake? 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – the 2013 words added to the dictionary. Is Yolo the modern day ‘Living La Vita Loca’? Plus, the time an actual judge came in to enforce a moustache agreement! 

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s , how to still feel like a good mom when your two sons no longer talk, being ok with not having a second child and parking problems

More Roz & Mocha erotic fan fiction, Mocha’s mom roasts him for his birthday, Rory McIlroy wins The Masters and celebrating 50 years of the CN Tower. 

‘Grey’s Anatomy’ star Eric Dane diagnosed with ALS. Justin Bieber cuts ties with Drew House. Jelly Roll drops 200 lbs! Mikey Rourke kicked off celebrity Big Brother UK. Amanda Bynes joins OnlyFans. ‘Home Alone’ director wanted to cut Donald Trump from movie. Bobby Brown says Britney Spears ‘butchered’ cover of ‘My Prerogative’. 

What would we rather find living in your attic? 1000 cockroaches? Or a person? What is one concert we really want to go to? Did Roz ever feel that after his dad’s passed, that he had to honour him in his own way? Do any of us use the StairMaster at the gym? Will Maurie smell Roz’s hair?!

What is the most awkward one night stand we have ever had? If we could go back to university and study a whole new subject, what would it be? With summer around the corner, what is our favourite ice cream flavour? What recent online purchase do we regret the most? 

Mickey Rourke gets warning on ‘Celebrity Big Brother UK’. Maurie chats with Michael B. Jordan about his new movie ‘Sinners’ and Damon Wayans reveals he dated his nephew’s ex!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – Mocha does his best at LEGO trivia, our 2013 fascination of boneless chicken, plus, what do women think when men sit to pee?

In this week’s Roz and Mocha’s FML, how to create boundaries with your mom, missing your dream job, a woman dating two guys and being OK with daycare drop off.