Pink Shade With Erin Martin

While Mary Payne is out this week (get well soon, MP!), Kimberly is joined by Reality Gay’s hilarious ginger Matt Marr to discuss the wild season premiere of 90 Day Happily Ever After! Are these couples happy? No, not especially. But at least  they haven’t learned any lessons from their previous seasons and are still making great tv. In this season opener, Darcey gets terrified by some clowns and thinks that she dresses demurely enough to meet Georgi’s parents, Gino ice-licks his way through Vegas as he finally sees the perks of his open marriage with Jasmine, and Kara and Guillermo make us sad as one of the few couples we’re rooting for. What else, what else? Oh yes, Florida. We head to Florida where three of our OG couples (Libby and Andrei, Jovi and Yara, and Loren and Alexi) get together for a dinner party that ends the way all good parties end— Kimberly getting to eat all of the potatoes because the other guests are too busy screaming at each other about moving to Moldova. This dinner party goes about as