Movies That Don't Suck And Some That Do

Chris & Neil survived Panic Fest 2026 at Screenland Armour (April 9–15)… and now we must talk about it… for your safety. We Watch Them All So You Don't Have Too! This week's cinematic chaos: Buffet Infinite- Evil restaurant commercials fighting each other. That's it. That's the movie. Are we eating… or calling the health inspector? Demonetize- Ghost hunters + influencers. Because nothing says "paranormal credibility" like a ring light and a TikTok dance. Landlord- Vampires own the building. So yeah… your rent is due… IN BLOOD. Zillow ain't ready for this listing. Loner-  Guy goes to the woods to "find himself." The woods said "nah, we found YO Assets and Liabilities-  Midlife crisis meets skateboarding and bad decisions. Basically… what if your dad tried to be cool and it went HORRIBLY wrong? Don't Sleep Alone** – Sleep paralysis demon said "I live here now." Hard pass. Burn the house down. Oh yeah , if you want a 100% free sticker (we even pay postage) send us a message! www.moviesthatdontsuck.net https: