Don't Jump The Shark

Two fat, ugly, unappreciated, overacting and arrogant losers move from one unfunny joke to the next. Anyway, enough about the Don’t Jump the Shark boys, (zing!) would you like to know what film we are covering? Drum Roll Please…. Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny We are so bored with this one we spend a good 10 minutes of the episode discussing Lou Diamond Phillips and Jimmy Nail. Basically Liam Lynch couldn’t direct a film even if you stapled his groin to the camera. And I did. Kyle Gass (Ironic that is his name given the amount of fart jokes in the film) couldn’t act in a film even if you stapled his groin to the clapperboard. And I did. The key lesson here is I got a staple gun for Christmas, and I am not scared to use it. James from the band ‘Tango in the Attic’ joins us to help in the ripping, he had a window in between doing his daily cock push-ups. Follow us on twitter @DontJumpShark Feel free to send us your spam at dontjumptheshark@hotmail.com Follow us on Facebook at Don't Jump The S