News Roundup

I start Good Friday off by telling you about my trip to Patrick AFB to see off our fallen comrades. Then my top story is the shocking acquittal of Noor Salman, wife of terrorist Orlando shooter Omar Mateen. Then we go on to the nuttiness in Gaza right now, and take a look at the details of the Stephon Clark shooting in Sacramento. Then the soiled-pantie stealing judge, a tale of two cults, and Killer Mike apologizes. Finally a series of teachers behaving badly, guru gets penis chopped, and the world-record masturbator in Australia. Music: Probot/"Red War"