Lawsplaining The Interwebs

Tonight is chapter five of the greatest love letter ever written. Not since Michael Avenatti has a man loved a woman a hard as Russell loves Taylor Swift. Join Sriracha and I as we try and unravel the tortured and noble Greer as he struggles with chasing his dreams in a manner that is questionably legal. This is an original work of Russell Greer and we are reading this solely for educational, humorous, and parody purposes. You should acquire a copy of Russell's work from him dirctly, as our version is certainly too transformative to be an adequate substitute. Grab some whiskey and join us!