I Don't Even Own A Television

Recommended by major dude and friend of the show Tom Keiser, it's time for J and Collision to endure the long lines and longer speeches of... Airport, Arthur Hailey's 1968 ode to MEN and their DECISIONS and their FEELINGS. You need to know, though: this ain't the summer of love.  Also, you can pack your bags and you can leave tonight, but this book ain't exactly your ticket to paradise, people.  Grab a tiny bottle of dad's medicine, find your most comfortable pair of travelling shoes, and join us where the departures meet the arrivals. Recommendations: The Skies Belong to Us, Brendan I. Koerner The Talented Mr. Ripley, Patricia Highsmith   Music: "LA Internatonal Airport" by Susan Raye "Broken Wings" by Mister Mister "Fear of Flying" by Teenage Fanclub "Jean Claude Bland Dan In A Steel Cage Match With Mean Steve Segal For The Title Of Crowned King Of Hilfiger Apparel: WWF Style" by Spazz