Pass The 40

5 Headlines/Facts about Eric Gruosso, by Eric Gruosso:    Bald, Chubby, Yet Still Somehow Slightly Handsome   Perfect Balance of Extreme Health and Self-Destructive Behavior   Self-Deprecating, Overbearingly Sarcastic, Politically Incorrect, Loves Pushing Boundaries with Raunchy Humor   Great Father, Decent Husband, Slight Underachiever Based on Huge Potential   Former Pothead Who Now Can't Take a Hit Without Calling an Ambulance