Metal Gear Guff

The first episode in the series no one asked for. Séan and Anna begin their journey to the heart of Metal Gear Solid - starting with the basics: - is Metal Gear Solid essentially Dream Phone for dads? - if a man gets punched in the face, and he's wearing no pants, does he make a sound? - Sting, David Bowie, and Hideo Kojima walk into a HMV: whose leather jacket is prettiest?