Kung Fu Drive-in Podcast

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The kids were passed out and mama was tooWhich meant I had plenty of time for kung fu.I poured a BIG nightcap, and settled into my chairWith visions of ninjas slicing right through the air Picked up the remote, flicked on the TVGrabbed an armful of random kung fu DVDsThere was Five Deadly Venoms and Liu’s Master KillerKing Boxer, Flying Guillotine, all classics, no fillerAs I watched every fight scene I began to drink faster,and started to feel like a true Drunken MasterTore thru Shaolin Temple, Deadly Duo and ButcherFive Element Ninjas then got Bruce in the pictureI waved my arms ‘round, as my head felt much lighterThen struggled to count to Eight Diagram Pole FighterMad Monkey Kung Fu was the next film on tapAnd then followed by Ninja in the Deadly TrapI giddily laughed at the ball crushing White LotusAnd