Pod Blart: Mall Cast

Hello! Welcome. This is the premiere episode of Pod Blart: Mall Cast - a podcast dedicated to dissecting the cinematic achievements of Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Your hosts for this start-studded affair are vaguely noteworthy media auteurs Patrick Kolan and Andrew P. Street. Special guest for episode one is actress Mikaela Franco who, incidentally, also came up with the best line in the podcast, where we draw this episode's title. Sheesh. You don't even need to listen now!