Bachelor Of Hearts

This week, we begin our coverage of Locky Gilbert's season of The Bachelor! Expert witness Janey Birks (Bachelor AU Season 4 & Bachelor In Paradise AU Season 3) gives us her golden rules for a Bachie red carpet, a crash course in Cocktail Party etiquette, and insights into how the characters and archetypes of the show come together. Plus, we consider what this season has to say about race, spicy food, and eyebrows, in our recap of what felt like the best reality TV premiere in years (and also a second episode). Find Janey on Insta at @littlejaneyjanegerous, or @a_princess_wish for all your childrens' party needs!