The Read

Here at The Read, we promote equal opportunity dragging and this week the verbal gatherings are open and available for all. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

North West’s parents are on the cover of Vogue, but who cares about them? Plus, Nick Cannon doesn’t care about whiteface. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

It looks like Drake and Rihanna are the new light-skinned power couple in these streets. Meanwhile, Chris Brown is only allowed one phone call. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Boosie is free, Frank Ocean and Chipotle have beef (HA!) and Chris Brown is single again. Plus model/actor, Shaun Ross, joins the show to talk fashion, Beyoncé and self-love. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Read celebrates its' first anniversary with a live show from New York City. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Pharrell’s new album cover is causing some brown anger. Robin Thicke’s wife finally found some sense. Plus, one of the craziest letters yet. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Vampires, Lil Kim and other horrifying things. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

This week, TIP & Tiny are sharing their booty issues with Instagram. Plus, T-Pain puts homophobes on blast and Kid Fury ain’t thinking about fatherhood. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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Macklemore received all of Kendrick Lamar’s Grammy awards, but don’t worry…he’s awful sorry about that. Is T.I.’s family hustling backwards? All this plus Vin Diesel’s attempt at surfing this week. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Madonna and does something stupid for attention…again. Drake wins at Saturday Night Live. Plus, Sherri Shepherd shade and much more. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Bieber and friends are finally looking at doing time. Ciara reveals her pregnancy that we all knew about. Plus, Kid Fury sets a new goal for 2014. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Young Jeezy makes terrorist threats, SNL adds some color to their mix and Dwyane Wade has a new baby mama. Plus…girl, it’s cold Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Happy 2014! The Read is dedicating this episode to you and your letters from home. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

What was once meant to be a holiday special filled with friends, champagne and shade turned out to be a full stan moment after King Beyoncé snatched us up from the root. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

R. Kelly may dress like a thirteen year old Chief Keef fan, but he sure doesn’t know Twitter very well. Plus, Michelle Obama gets these girls together and The Carters rule the Grammys. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Prepare for The Read to get loose (with more punch than a bowl of juice) as we keep it trill with special guest and blogging godmother, Freshalina. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Happy Thanksgiving! Have your honey ham with a side of shade this week when we discuss Rihanna’s doobie wrap, Flo Rida’s “good fortune,” and turduckens. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Keri Hilson is still enjoying her basketball boo and box braids, Oprah has requested that a certain group of people die, and USA Today tried the hell out of it. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Description: Akon has the answer to love and hip-hop while Pebbles won’t give up the answers we care about. All this plus talk of Mariah Carey, dating in NYC, and stud love. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread