Last Coin At The Arcade

Who can take a forest, Sprinkle it with notes, Cover it fog and stalk you through the night? The Slender Maaaaaan! The Slender Man can! The Slender Man can because he mixes it with jumps to freak the shit out of you!

Fire up your speakers and listen in on this special Ouya-centric episode of Last Coin at the Arcade! Matt and Lucas finally get their hands on their long-awaited Ouya consoles and take them for a spin. Will the open-source, indie-heavy wonderland be everything they hoped and dreamed for!? OUYA!

Have you ever wondered what it really means to infinitely undiscover something? Well, Matt Buckley takes a stab at figuring out just that in our final review in the Last Coin JRPG trilogy. Many confused thoughts are shared by all as our hosts try to grasp how this game's world can even exist. 

Who or what is the last remnant? Could it be that way too young leader of that one town you can't seem to keep away from, or maybe it's that weird effeminate super villain who wants to take away all the cool magic stuff, or maybe it's you? Find out and more in this fast talking episode of Last Coin at the Arcade!

And so our 3 part JRPG review extravaganza begins! Kaye sits down with Lucas and Matt to discuss her thoughts on the JRPG Wild Arms 3. A seamingly ordinary JRPG on the surface, but with a strange and down right weird storyline underneath. And as you have requested, more background Bubba. 

The crew prepares for their next big adventure. Each taking on a different Japanese Role Playing Game to review for the show. They start things off by dropping a little wisdom about the genre and its troopes. Also boob giggles. Enjoy!

Join us for the start of April with this sequel to the most infamous Last Coin game reviewed. Billy the Wizard has gone into hiding, and it's up to his son Billy II to regain his father's honor. Joined by his friends Keepsake the golem and Florida the mage, Billy II competes in fast paced racing adventures that are sure to please generations of gamers alike. 

Hey Jellyheads! We're back with another insightful game review! This week our daring players race on down the track in their transparent monocycles through one of the most underwhelming racing titles imaginable. This game promises unparalleled excitement, does it live up to its own hype? No, of course it doesn't! What show did you think you were listening to?

Hey Jellyheads! Katherine and Lucas are back to share with you their recent experience at the science fiction and gaming convention Genericon! The two discuss costumes, panels, and yes, even some very terrible games. Would it be a Last Coin episode without mentioning bad games? Enjoy! 

Hop into these 18 wheels of pure unadulterated trucking fun as we clip through buildings and pass through bridges at a breakneck 80 miles per hour! The cops are supposedly after you, but don't worry, these towns are inhabited by no one, and your competition is about as fierce as a drugged up snail. You're winner as the old saying goes! It's Big Rigs: Over the Road Trucking!

YAR! Set sails for the skies and become a pirate like your hosts! There be plenty o' treasure in them floating islands, so gather a crew and get to diggin'! What's that? You don't know how to be a pirate!? Then perhaps it be time to take Pirate 101? 

Follow us under the earth as we explore the tunnels that lead to Metro 2033! This apocalyptic wasteland presents a few hidden treasures, but is it enough to give this game a positive rating? Find out on the first episode of Last Coin Season 2!

It's the end of the year Jellyheads, and that means a look back at all the horrible games our three hosts have had to play. Lucas, Kaye, and Matt take a trip inside the squishy confines of their memory to share with each other their most tolerated, most hated, and most strange experiences from this past season.  

Lucas, Matt and Kaye delve into the final chapter of their investigation into Conspiracy Entertainment with Billy the Wizard: Rocket Broom Racing. Will they survive the last installment, or will these games take their toll on the team? Loan Processing Services

The conspiracy grows ever darker as Kaye and Lucas review the Data Design/Conspiracy Entertainment monster, Myth Makers: Super Kart GP. Danger lurks around everyone corner of this track leaving you whimpering and crying in the corner for the good old days of Mario Kart 64 and Crash Team Racing. Will our hosts make it to the end of their investigation? Stay tuned to find out!

The expedition into Conspiracy Entertainment's nightmare worlds of torture-tainment has landed the team in a desert devoid of any quality or originality. Meet Anubis II (pronounced "the second"), colloquially known as "Ninjabread Man in Ancient Egypt."

The team launches an investigation into Conspiracy Entertainment, a game publisher wanted for their alleged atrocities committed against gamers with their abysmal portfolio. The team begins with Ninjabread Man, a happy-go-lucky game at first glance, but beneath the surface of floating cookies, jelly monsters and dough-jos lies a monster waiting to be exposed.

Magic is everywhere, so let's enroll in the largest magic education program in the world, Wizard 101! But beware young pupils, the land be fraught with danger! Like repetitive combat, credit card purchases, and people way to young for you to be associating with.

After encountering some preposterous boxart, Matt and Luke investigated the generic horrors of BlowOut, a sci-fi shooter set in a place and time you've probably already seen some version of. Their findings were shocking, and those disturbed by starfish alien body slams and butt lasers should take caution while listening.

Strap a controller to your brain and start playing the games Kaye and Lucas wished existed, as well as those they wish were made right, and those soon to come.