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LIFE HAPPENS BUT WE'RE BACK! We talk about math and computers only being as smart as its user, the mystery that is Coachella 2024, J. Cole/Kendrick/Drake ... you know, music releases, The Curse, THE ECLIPSE, THE EARTHQUAKE, jeans and the wrong cut, bad podcasts, bad shows, the Roadhouse remake and much more!!!

WE'RE BACK!!! This week we're the recipients of Matt's inaugural LA SCENE REPORT as he shares his experience seeing The Consequence on their ongoing West Coast tour. Also discussed is the stagnation in the space of Mosh, traveling Hardcore Fests and the gripes of its attendees, the Hatebreed disrespect, bringing back lyric tees, legendary Two-Steppers, Mosh Mixtapes and Sean Combs, Diddy do it or nah? Check out the new American Culture single, "Survive": https://youtu.be/1VNdF-3M3nw?si=it7J4jhaQPkKHoPy Buy new tapes from Manic Mantra! https://www.convulserecords.com/category/manic-mantra 

WE ONLY TALK ABOUT BAD BANDS! This week we touch upon Agnostic Front lyrics written by teenagers, psychobilly with dignity, A Day to Remember's star-studded headlining tour, moshing at Rise Against shows, shows we've been kicked out of, Riff Policing, the swift/embarrassing movement of Hardcore Twitter, Dan Schneider creep news, girlfriend shows and more talks of bad bands!!!! Go check out The Consequence on their west coast tour! https://youthattack.bandcamp.com/album/the-consequence Go peep Candy Apple, in general!!! https://www.instagram.com/candyapplenoise/ https://youtu.be/nwOGj6XU4PQ?si=ODDSt22El6WhJ29M  Go peep the new Blood Rage drop and get the sick zine!! https://bloodrage.bigcartel.com/ 

WE'RE BACK ON HUMP DAY! (We recorded on hump day, at least) This week we discuss Dune 2, AOC's absolute cowardice, Power Trip ~*drama, pre-Orchid show shenanigans, bands with whom we've obtained a Late Pass™, Gen Z pop punk and more!!!! Listen! Please!!! Check out the new American Culture music video discussed on this episode: https://youtu.be/teUbtMwL4RU?si=2WJKoHoiT0FJaRzO Go pre-order the new tapes on Manic Mantra! https://www.convulserecords.com/category/manic-mantra 

AND WE'RE BACK! Tyrone had COVID and everyone got busy so we skipped a week. This week we discuss fast casual dining, white meat McNuggets, The Escuela Grind Incident, Diddy and his various "exploits", fun recent music releases we've enjoyed, sitcoms/TikTok celeb cameos, Charli XCX's Boiler Room and more!!! See ya next week! :)))

AS PROMISED, WE ARE BACK. This week we discuss Revolver magazine tunes, Matt's workout routine, Cole's Apple Vision Pro experience, Tyrone's Lumberjack Distro orders, aged nomenclature, our sartorial pasts and more!!! See ya next week!1!! :3333

Hey, after two years, we're back! Matt's got a mic and we're rollin'. We chat about Moz canceling his LA show, pop stars violating the sanctity of hardcore, the current state of hardcore, New Mexico-centric TV shows and much more. We'll catch you next week. :)

Three months later and we are back! We talk about our (and maybe others') respective Spotify Wrapped things, Tyrone being robbed of access to yet another streaming service, Cole's newfound artistic ability, Ghislaine's dang trial, MTV.com, C*VID variants, a lot of new music, physical music media and MUCH MORE!!! LISTEN!!! We'll talk to y'all soon!

We're back!!! Like everyone else, we talk about Donda and Certified Lover Boy BUT we discuss Kacey Musgraves's new jawn and Turnstile's ascent. We also discuss new music releases, Sleigh Bells's lasting influence, Tr*mp's hosting of Triller's 9/11 event, Reservation Dogs, shows we're attending/attended and much more!  Tune in!!!

BRINGING BACK THE SPIRIT OF '88. Mamma Mia, it's time for our quarterly episode! We're back! Matt and Cole are finally home after WEEKS of jet-setting, and Tyrone pushed pause on whatever N*BM lathe-cut record to play catch-up. We talk about v*ccinations, C*VID, music festivals, HxC kids' unveiling as uber posers, K*nye, Olympics and whatever the hell else crosses our minds. Pop culture!! Listen! See ya next time!

EMERGENCY POD ALERT We reconvene to record a special episode to discuss the Madball show that happened in Tompkins Square Park. A month ago. We talk about shows that are clown shoes, deathcore luminaries and deathcore as high art, Olivia Rodrigo, reopening, Youth Attack!, American Idol (lol), Creed, Cypress Hill actually being super cool and a bunch of other stuff. LISTEN!!!!!!!

We recorded this last week and it is now going up, my bad! We recap the Jake Paul going's-on of the prior weekend and how dumb he is, Cole's intimidating ink, Matt's social life in a post-COVID Los Angeles, Q-Anon documentaries, the upcoming season of that whack-ass Aziz Ansari show, mid-2000's hardcore being the worst and a bunch more. Come thru!!!

Annnnnnnd we're back! Our wonderful friend, Dan of the band Worn, returns to discuss with us the state of movies in 2020/2021 (like, damn, we talk about movies for like 45 minutes), masks, hardcore, stopping people from moving to New Mexico, Tyrone invading Wilkes-Barre, the new Candy Apple LP, the new Worn LP, DMX (RIP) and some other stuff. Listen!!! Check out the new Worn LP: https://wornhardcore.bandcamp.com/album/human-work Pre-order the new Candy Apple LP: https://convulserecords.bandcamp.com/album/sweet-dreams-of-violence 

After a month and a half, live from our compound in Texas, WE ARE BACK. With every other podcast calling dibs on every cool piece of info, we discuss stimmy purchases, bread, shows, MerchNow.com, POT and new music. Pray for Matt's LA privileges. Also, s/o Elle for the music rec's, hehe.

And we're back! Episode 55! Listen to Matt broker a B I G deal on the air. What is the Doge to Chaturbate token conversion rate? We also discuss Rush Limbaugh, TikTok and jars, new music, Donnie Darko, Entourage and various other pieces of media. S/o Texas!!

Annnnd we're back! New prez, new pod! We survived The Insurrection and we're back to chat about all of the current events. We talk about Travis Barker, a Kardashian, pop-punk/hardcore linkages, keeping that Essential Mindset, more COVID shit and racist. sports. teams. Listen in! Also, go buy a Raw Breed hoodie! https://rawbreed.bandcamp.com/merch/blood-oath-hoody Watch Tyrone's stupid cycling videos: https://youtu.be/wK5jtuw-GwY 

We feel like Morpheus. WE'RE BACK. Happy Holidays! Happy New Year! This week, we chat about Nikes, pleasers, REAL sports, allowable terminology, bad podcast interviews (hehe) and Playboi Carti's new record. We talk about a lot of stuff but mostly Playboi Carti and the controversy surrounding his new album, Whole Lotta Red. Lol. LISTEN IN!!!!

Hey, annnnd we're back! This week, we discuss Pearl Harbor, Pop-Punk Pandemic shows, very mid-ass monoliths, the homophobic Biden administration, streaming movie deals, dog stuff, Elon Musk baby stuff and Emmure as the most innovative NYHC band. TUNE INNNNN!!!!!!!

Hey buds, we're back! Real President-Elect hours. This week we talk about the whack Xbox, Jake Paul's foray into the fistic arts, Roshe Runs, Tilly's, Weedmaps, pop punk, THE GREAT RESET, some bunk-ass monolith and other stuff. Expect sound effects. Also, listen to the new Of Feather of Bone record, Sulfuric Disintegration. https://offeatherandbone666.bandcamp.com/album/sulfuric-disintegration